johnart said:

cborgman said:

darling, your asshole is so big and wide open that the republicans are ready to build a barb wire fence across it to keep more mexicans from coming through it.

Sweetheart, do we really wanna talk about Mexicans in assholes? Word at the 7/11 parking lot is fucking yours is now commonly known as the "Dream Act".

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look here, Kunty Kard-ASS-ian; the only dream you should be worried about is the nation's dream that you finally get them hammertoes fixed.

cborgman said:

johnart said:

Sweetheart, do we really wanna talk about Mexicans in assholes? Word at the 7/11 parking lot is fucking yours is now commonly known as the "Dream Act".

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look here, Kunty Kard-ASS-ian; the only dream you should be worried about is the nation's dream that you finally get them hammertoes fixed.

Hammertoes? That's where you went after that? Well, if nothing else, I appreciate the effort, Taylor Lame. No matter what most of these trash-talkin bitches on the org say, you DO NOT just lay down and take it (after posting an ad on Craigslist).

Heyyy...

Shouldn't Dan be coming out in a string bikini and heels holding up numbers in between rounds?

johnart said:

cborgman said:

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look here, Kunty Kard-ASS-ian; the only dream you should be worried about is the nation's dream that you finally get them hammertoes fixed.

Hammertoes? That's where you went after that? Well, if nothing else, I appreciate the effort, Taylor Lame. No matter what most of these trash-talkin bitches on the org say, you DO NOT just lay down and take it (after posting an ad on Craigslist).

Heyyy...

Shouldn't Dan be coming out in a string bikini and heels holding up numbers in between rounds?

well, admittedly; the dream act joke was brilliant and difficult to top.

though i wager that's the first time anyone has ever used the phrase "difficult to top" in reference to you, as well-lubed and loose as your ass is.

i heard they are naming a new slip'n'slide model after you.

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cborgman said:

johnart said:

Hammertoes? That's where you went after that? Well, if nothing else, I appreciate the effort, Taylor Lame. No matter what most of these trash-talkin bitches on the org say, you DO NOT just lay down and take it (after posting an ad on Craigslist).

Heyyy...

Shouldn't Dan be coming out in a string bikini and heels holding up numbers in between rounds?

well, admittedly; the dream act joke was brilliant and difficult to top.

though i wager that's the first time anyone has ever used the phrase "difficult to top" in reference to you, as well-lubed and loose as your ass is.

i heard they are naming a new slip'n'slide model after you.

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Oh they are!Thanks for asking.

By the way, I was sad to hear that they're no longer offering Tunnel of Love rides down your huge wet canal due to black mold. Poor drainage will get you every time!

We are all dumber for having read the posts on this thread.

cborgman said:

your thread is so dead that people are gonna think imago created it.

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work!

thank you all for comtributing!!

wow! cborg and johnart are good readers!

Rococo said:

wow! cborg and johnart are good readers!

in org glory days, that was one of my best GD schticks. anxiety and i used to go entire threads with it, and johnart kind of took his place once anxy left the org.

john is really good. the dream act one had me on the floor last night.

cborgman said:

Rococo said:

wow! cborg and johnart are good readers!

in org glory days, that was one of my best GD schticks. anxiety and i used to go entire threads with it, and johnart kind of took his place once anxy left the org.

john is really good. the dream act one had me on the floor last night.

girl i spat my munite maid out with that dream act thing.

Rococo said:

cborgman said:

in org glory days, that was one of my best GD schticks. anxiety and i used to go entire threads with it, and johnart kind of took his place once anxy left the org.

john is really good. the dream act one had me on the floor last night.

girl i spat my munite maid out with that dream act thing.

yea, that was the best. i thought i had it tied up with the mexico wall joke, but... no

i'm praciting for when i compete for Rupaul drag race season 7 or 10 lol.

Rococo said:

i'm praciting for when i compete for Rupaul drag race season 7 or 10 lol.

the key is MAKE IT FUNNY.

a lot of queens fail by going for the easy shit like weight or race, and those jokes are overdone to begin with. you have to be clever, and you have to be funny.

it's really easy to just come off as a prick if you are going for an easy target and the joke part isnt funny. (see: phi phi o'hara last regular season)

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cborgman said:

Rococo said:

girl i spat my munite maid out with that dream act thing.

yea, that was the best. i thought i had it tied up with the mexico wall joke, but... no

C'mere ladies!

cborgman said:

Rococo said:

i'm praciting for when i compete for Rupaul drag race season 7 or 10 lol.

the key is MAKE IT FUNNY.

a lot of queens fail by going for the easy shit like weight or race, and those jokes are overdone to begin with. you have to be clever, and you have to be funny.

it's really easy to just come off as a prick if you are going for an easy target and the joke part isnt funny. (see: phi phi o'hara last regular season)

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All of that.

johnart said:

cborgman said:

yea, that was the best. i thought i had it tied up with the mexico wall joke, but... no

C'mere ladies!

kai kai?

johnart said:

cborgman said:

the key is MAKE IT FUNNY.

a lot of queens fail by going for the easy shit like weight or race, and those jokes are overdone to begin with. you have to be clever, and you have to be funny.

it's really easy to just come off as a prick if you are going for an easy target and the joke part isnt funny. (see: phi phi o'hara last regular season)

.

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All of that.

I've been thinking about it too. I would like to in the near future do some drag at least for a short period of time. I want to create a character vastly different from me. I've already chosen the name for her either Maya Pozole Or Mya Pozole...(a play on the words its my pozole!) why pozole i don't know its a mixture of stuff and thats what maya will be!