A husband comes home drunk,vomits and falls down on the floor…

Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

Next day when he gets up, he expects her to be really angry with him…
He prays that they would not have a fight.. to his surprise, he finds a note near the table that reads:

“Honey, your breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. I love you.”

He asks his son about what happened last night, his son told:

"When mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt.. you were dead drunk and you said…
“Hey lady! Leave me alone… I’m married!”....!"

LMAO, that's a good one!

cute

I love the internet! About a week ago, my "girlfriend"'s father told me the exact same joke. In German.

Dave1992 said:

I love the internet! About a week ago, my "girlfriend"'s father told me the exact same joke. In German.

Yah!!....And you best look after my little girl!!!

jfrost said:

Dave1992 said:

I love the internet! About a week ago, my "girlfriend"'s father told me the exact same joke. In German.

Yah!!....And you best look after my little girl!!!

Her too? What now?! Did your wife tell you??

We usually say that when the chick isn't that hot.

novabrkr said:

We usually say that when the chick isn't that hot.