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The Captain just came across this little tidbit. Someone measured a footlong Subway sub and found out it was only 11 inches. Now to me this is just sad. If you're a foot-long, say you're a foot-long but it you are lacking in size and girth come clean. Just say something like, "It's not the size of the sub but how you eat it" or something and move on.

This threatens the credibility of those of us that are a foot-long. But hey, bring a tape measure, it's all good.

they need to wash their fucking hands is all i ask or time management, etc. better training...

CaptainChaos said:

The Captain just came across this little tidbit. Someone measured a footlong Subway sub and found out it was only 11 inches. Now to me this is just sad. If you're a foot-long, say you're a foot-long but it you are lacking in size and girth come clean. Just say something like, "It's not the size of the sub but how you eat it" or something and move on.

This threatens the credibility of those of us that are a foot-long. But hey, bring a tape measure, it's all good.

12 inches of non-stop soul, you say?

:tapemeasure:

I use to love Submarina over Subway, but there aren't that many of them so I have to go out of my way to get to one, so I've gone to Subway, but now that I think about it, it's been a very long time since I've gone. But I get the 6" anyway, which I guess is really 5-1/2". Ah, what's half an inch.

cborgman said:

CaptainChaos said:

The Captain just came across this little tidbit. Someone measured a footlong Subway sub and found out it was only 11 inches. Now to me this is just sad. If you're a foot-long, say you're a foot-long but it you are lacking in size and girth come clean. Just say something like, "It's not the size of the sub but how you eat it" or something and move on.

This threatens the credibility of those of us that are a foot-long. But hey, bring a tape measure, it's all good.

12 inches of non-stop soul, you say?

:tapemeasure:

I usually keep a yardstick by the bed.

My last steady lady friend went to the hospital three times with appendicitis.

Global warming has been directly connected to my erections.

I can't go to the symphony anymore. Everytime I shift in my seat, the orchestra changes tunes.

Bur seriously, Subway is wrong for lying.

Just because someone got an 11" sub, doesn't mean everyone else will, but it just bring awareness to me.

purplepolitician said:

they need to wash their fucking hands is all i ask or time management, etc. better training...

They don't wear plastic gloves? The ones I go to does

purplepolitician said:

they need to wash their fucking hands is all i ask or time management, etc. better training...

or maybe just stop talkin over the sandwich while they make 'em

that extra inch makes all the difference when u wanna share

The Captain understands why Subway has to lie though. The Captain's best friend and wingman, AdmiralDisorder is not packing it like Cappy and sometimes, you know, he gets depressed about his uninspiring member. And I' m like "Admiral, it's okay, man. You have a good personality. You know people like you. You have a sensitive soul and chicks dig that." And then Admiral feels better and than I laugh at him and I'm like "Just kidding, man. You can't pleasure a woman, loser." Because that's just the type of back and forth we have.

Subway needs to come clean. Go on Oprah or something and say they were lying because they felt inadequate and never thought anyone would actually measure. Then they need to like get a really well-endowed man to advertise the new and improved footlongs which are actually 12 inches long.

KingBAD said:

LOL i'm sure there are a lot of women reading thinking 'we are used to being lied to about length'

They know they can get away with it.

Most men exaggerate the length and girth, so can't admit the shortcoming.

Most women are given an inaccurate idea of length and girth.

It's win/win for Subway.

I prefer Blimpie. Subway has gone way downhill since they stopped serving Pepsi products and quit their stamp program.

And yes, some of their locations do need to wash their hands. And get some clean lettuce. And quit giving me the shits.

KingBAD said:

purplepolitician said:

they need to wash their fucking hands is all i ask or time management, etc. better training...

or maybe just stop talkin over the sandwich while they make 'em

eugny1 said:

Two things: To me, the real news is buried- they cut their already skimpy meat slices by 25 percent?! Essentially, you're getting a lettuce sandwich. And second, the Post article quotes woman as saying "Who needs a footlong sandwich anyway." Sweetheart, some of us cut them in half and get two days of lunch out of them. Or did that never occur to you?

money is dirty though. screw clean gloves

purplepolitician said:

eugny1 said:

Two things: To me, the real news is buried- they cut their already skimpy meat slices by 25 percent?! Essentially, you're getting a lettuce sandwich. And second, the Post article quotes woman as saying "Who needs a footlong sandwich anyway." Sweetheart, some of us cut them in half and get two days of lunch out of them. Or did that never occur to you?

money is dirty though. screw clean gloves

To hell with washing their hands

Thoght there would be more talk about large penises on this thread. Don't really have a lot to contribute about Subway itself except that I took one of my prom dates there.

Breaking news, Subway says footlong is just a term, not an actual measurement. My buddy AdmiralDisorder says that, using the same logic he is now a footlong. In fact, I think all dudes can now make the claim, since it now longer requires any kind of proof.

http://www.huffingtonpost...11316.html

Used to work at a Subway, and I HATED it. My boss was an ass.

psychodelicide said:

Used to work at a Subway, and I HATED it. My boss was an ass.

if he asked you nicely to do something and you weren't chatting with me, would you still work there?

I've a feeling women all across America are telling their mates, "Hey! If THAT's not 12 inches, then there's something else around here that's been mis-measured too!"

purplepolitician said:

they need to wash their fucking hands is all i ask or time management, etc. better training...

I once went to a sandwich shop that had a sign listing their products:

Cheese Sandwich - $3

Ham and Cheese Sandwich - $5

Handjob - $10

I asked the really attractive woman behind the counter if she was the one who gave the handjobs. She smiled and said, "Yes, I am!"

"Well," I said, "please go wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"

i told my woman i was working with 7inches... she measured it... it is really 4... not as satisfying.

RodeoSchro said:

purplepolitician said:

they need to wash their fucking hands is all i ask or time management, etc. better training...

I once went to a sandwich shop that had a sign listing their products:

Cheese Sandwich - $3

Ham and Cheese Sandwich - $5

Handjob - $10

I asked the really attractive woman behind the counter if she was the one who gave the handjobs. She smiled and said, "Yes, I am!"

"Well," I said, "please go wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"

Could you please give me the name of that store.

This is what happens when you let a man do the measuring.

Genesia said:

This is what happens when you let a man do the measuring.

Okay this is the same Joke i told above:

I spent 1/2 my adult life saying I had 10" then I learned the diffrence between Inches and cm...

purplepolitician said:

psychodelicide said:

Used to work at a Subway, and I HATED it. My boss was an ass.

if he asked you nicely to do something and you weren't chatting with me, would you still work there?

Probably not. The guy was a first-class jerk.

foot long = whose foot? my foot sure isn't 12 inches long