Pokeno4Money said:

This is LA Dodgers slugger Matt Kemp and his new tattoo. Thoughts?

It's a nice tribute to his grandparents and all, but I would think most women would be a bit creeped out by it. How could a woman get all hot and heavy staring at a bible verse in large letters on his right chest and a huge picture of the dude's grandparents on his left chest? And his nipple is coming out of his grandmother's shoulder!!!

The only thing I object to is if I licked his left nippled I'd be licking mom's shoulder

maybe...

dJJ said:

sexton said:

Forget his bat, his wallet is HUGE because of all the money the Dodgers are paying him. That will blind many women to whatever he has on his chest.

O, come on, this tatto interferes with any attempt at sex. Can't have a relationship if you never have sex.

Blindfolded doggy style would be the only option for his girl!

I'm sure there are gold diggers out there who can put up with it. At the very least they would turn the lights off every time.

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notice only the left side of his chest is shaved

if he grows all his chest hair out his grandma will have a beard

sexton said:

dJJ said:

O, come on, this tatto interferes with any attempt at sex. Can't have a relationship if you never have sex.

Blindfolded doggy style would be the only option for his girl!

I'm sure there are gold diggers out there who can put up with it. At the very least they would turn the lights off every time.

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given that poor, unattractive men still have sex from time to time I would say you're right that an attractive pro baseball player will not have to worry!

NDRU said:

sexton said:

I'm sure there are gold diggers out there who can put up with it. At the very least they would turn the lights off every time.

[Edited 1/17/13 19:36pm]

given that poor, unattractive men still have sex from time to time I would say you're right that an attractive pro baseball player will not have to worry!

If those girls meet his standard for himself, than it's fine.

If the only thing you offer is gold, than don't complain that you only attract gold diggers.

Men do have standards for themselves right? I mean, do men really want to get used by girls like that?

Pokeno4Money said:

This is LA Dodgers slugger Matt Kemp and his new tattoo. Thoughts?

It's a nice tribute to his grandparents and all, but I would think most women would be a bit creeped out by it. How could a woman get all hot and heavy staring at a bible verse in large letters on his right chest and a huge picture of the dude's grandparents on his left chest? And his nipple is coming out of his grandmother's shoulder!!!

No

dJJ said:

NDRU said:

given that poor, unattractive men still have sex from time to time I would say you're right that an attractive pro baseball player will not have to worry!

If those girls meet his standard for himself, than it's fine.

If the only thing you offer is gold, than don't complain that you only attract gold diggers.

Men do have standards for themselves right? I mean, do men really want to get used by girls like that?

I'm not really talking about gold diggers, I'm saying that most men are not perfect physical specimens, and not hugely successful. This guy is is attractive except for this tattoo, and extremely successful.

Let's consider it a birthmark or a pot belly and I would say that most women are not so shallow that they could not overlook it in favor of his other positive attributes

That tattoo is ri-goddamn-diculous.

I would not get a tattoo full stop, my body is not a canvas. I have more respect for my body than that. And if I did, not my grandparents!!!!!!

Mach said:

Pokeno4Money said:

This is LA Dodgers slugger Matt Kemp and his new tattoo. Thoughts?

It's a nice tribute to his grandparents and all, but I would think most women would be a bit creeped out by it. How could a woman get all hot and heavy staring at a bible verse in large letters on his right chest and a huge picture of the dude's grandparents on his left chest? And his nipple is coming out of his grandmother's shoulder!!!

No

Just think. A little more to the left and his nipple could have lined up with Nanna's titty.

i think its really sweet, but no, i would never get that on me

on second thought no... will not get hit by flyballs and shit either, sooo

thekidsgirl said:

Yeah, that's sweet and all, but if I'm getting nekkid with him I will be using grandma's face as a place to put my hand for leverage all night... Grandpa can watch though.

Really sweet but No , when you get older that tattoo will look a erosion

SimpleSoul said:

thekidsgirl said:

Yeah, that's sweet and all, but if I'm getting nekkid with him I will be using grandma's face as a place to put my hand for leverage all night... Grandpa can watch though.

Really sweet but No , when you get older that tattoo will look a erosion

i'm younger and that shit would look like... not it's fault though

purplepolitician said:

SimpleSoul said:

Really sweet but No , when you get older that tattoo will look a erosion

i'm younger and that shit would look like... not it's fault though

Again it's sweet but creepy

SimpleSoul said:

purplepolitician said:

i'm younger and that shit would look like... not it's fault though

Again it's sweet but creepy

someone will like it

purplepolitician said:

SimpleSoul said:

Again it's sweet but creepy

someone will like it

agreed. SOOO...You like the Aquateens?

IstenSzek said:

SimpleSoul said:

purplepolitician said:

someone will like it

agreed. SOOO...You like the Aquateens?

did. then i got some SOUL...

IstenSzek said:

notice only the left side of his chest is shaved

if he grows all his chest hair out his grandma will have a beard

purplepolitician said:

SimpleSoul said:

agreed. SOOO...You like the Aquateens?

did. then i got some SOUL...

I love Black Dyanmite the cartoon

SimpleSoul said:

purplepolitician said:

did. then i got some SOUL...

I love Black Dyanmite the cartoon

that some old bull-shit... swearing

purplepolitician said:

SimpleSoul said:

I love Black Dyanmite the cartoon

that some old bull-shit... swearing

Nope , it just gives me something to do. Im sorry for the gif i had to post it

Shyra said:

Mach said:

No

Just think. A little more to the left and his nipple could have lined up with Nanna's titty.

SimpleSoul said:

thekidsgirl said:

Yeah, that's sweet and all, but if I'm getting nekkid with him I will be using grandma's face as a place to put my hand for leverage all night... Grandpa can watch though.

Really sweet but No , when you get older that tattoo will look a erosion

Well, wrinkles makes the tatoo of grandparents more realistic.

SimpleSoul said:

purplepolitician said:

that some old bull-shit... swearing

Nope , it just gives me something to do. Im sorry for the gif i had to post it

listen, i will stop swearing when people will wait a few minutes after black dynamite(which i watched once after seeing tommy davidson at my job and not saying anything to him), see what i'm quoting. an awesome, irreverent show with the tampon lady's sexy voice as two children (who swear, shoot, etc.). was/still is hilarious. then go on 'bout their business

purplepolitician said:

SimpleSoul said:

Nope , it just gives me something to do. Im sorry for the gif i had to post it

listen, i will stop swearing when people will wait a few minutes after black dynamite(which i watched once after seeing tommy davidson at my job and not saying anything to him), see what i'm quoting. an awesome, irreverent show with the tampon lady's sexy voice as two children (who swear, shoot, etc.). was/still is hilarious. then go on 'bout their business

You're a good person , fun to talk with too.

SimpleSoul said:

purplepolitician said:

listen, i will stop swearing when people will wait a few minutes after black dynamite(which i watched once after seeing tommy davidson at my job and not saying anything to him), see what i'm quoting. an awesome, irreverent show with the tampon lady's sexy voice as two children (who swear, shoot, etc.). was/still is hilarious. then go on 'bout their business

You're a good person , fun to talk with too.

you as well...