… Good! Now give her the EYES

KingBAD… so, what is the answer 2 the question of U?

… you've got an ass like I've never seen, and the ride is so smooth... u must be a limousine.

… overcast days never turned me on

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[Edited 2/16/13 16:37pm]

dJJ… the name's Christopher, buddy.

Welcome to "the org", Wigs… you know, you really SHOULD put on a dress and stop swearing so much.

… here we are folks, the dream we all dream of!

… I'm blinded by the daisies in your yard

dJJ… so, what is the answer 2 the question of U?

Welcome to "the org", Beautifulstarr123… don't worry, the radio stations suck in our hometown too!

Beautifulstarr123 said:

Welcome to "the org", Beautifulstarr123… don't worry, the radio stations suck in our hometown too!

… do U dream straight up or do U dream in W's?

… even when there's no peace outside my window, there's peace inside.

dJJ… baby, I just can't stand 2 see U happy, more than that, I hate 2 see U sad.

Well, that says a lot, doesn't it??

i'm king bad"… why settle for a star when you can have the sun?"

… I'm gonna give U the brush and U're gonna paint the side of the train.

dJJ… shut up already... damn!

KingBAD said:

… We have Porsche. We have cable. How about it BABY?



A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?'

The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.'

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.
That's an automatic $75 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

(I love this part)

'Only when he's been drinking.!

Panties wants to buy records.Where will I go?

Wrecka Stow

… would you run to me if somebody hurt you, even if that somebody was me?

… "U must have that disease, what's it called?" "It's called 'stupid'"

… let's fall in love, get married, have a baby...

… u just leave it all up 2 me, we could have a good time.

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[Edited 2/19/13 16:49pm]

dJJ… put your foot down on the 2, jump up on the 1!

What song does that one come from?

… get your education first and buy a pair of shoes.

… you did it to Mary's mom.. you did it to Mary's mom...!

dJJ… pussycat, pussycat - wherefore art thou, puppy?

… Good! Now give her the EYES

KingBAD… so, what is the answer 2 the question of U?

… you've got an ass like I've never seen, and the ride is so smooth... u must be a limousine.

… overcast days never turned me on

… there's a brand new groove goin' round!

… get your education first and buy a pair of shoes.

… you did it to Mary's mom.. you did it to Mary's mom...!

… would you run to me if somebody hurt you, even if that somebody was me?

… "U must have that disease, what's it called?" "It's called 'stupid'"

… let's fall in love, get married, have a baby...

… u just leave it all up 2 me, we could have a good time.

… why settle for a star when you can have the sun?"

… I'm gonna give U the brush and U're gonna paint the side of the train.

… do U dream straight up or do U dream in W's?

… even when there's no peace outside my window, there's peace inside.

… here we are folks, the dream we all dream of!

… I'm blinded by the daisies in your yard

dJJ… maybe if u took off yo' chasity belt, u could breath a lil' mo' betta!

dJJ said:

dJJ… maybe if u took off yo' chasity belt, u could breath a lil' mo' betta!

… if U're 18 and over... come here... I've got something 4 your mind.

...you aren't confused, are you?

KingBAD said:

dJJ said:

dJJ… maybe if u took off yo' chasity belt, u could breath a lil' mo' betta!

… if U're 18 and over... come here... I've got something 4 your mind.

...you aren't confused, are you?

… if I ever get u in the bed, I'm gonna work that body so hard u wish all u had was an aching head!

… I know that you're going with another... motherfucker!

… guess I'm just a sucker in the Dream Factory, oh!

KingBad ain't KingBlAnD

welcome to the org, XxAxX, the name's Christopher, buddy. Once upon a time it was Laurence, but when I turned eighteen I changed it to Christopher and for short folks call me CeeDaddy 'cause that's my favorite key. Sure, I'll switch it up to A minor on a rainy day but they don't call me CeeDee for nothing.

… take off everything except your stockings, I wanna kiss U more or less

… what r we, if we're not 2gether?

… this ain't cards, muthafucka

[Edited 2/23/13 17:11pm]