Think young when you were a teenager or younger.I been thinking about things from my childhood.

My proudest mmoment-I got the game winning hit to win local Little League world series.WOOHOO! I was 12 years old.We all went bonkers and had a pizza party afterwards.

Bad thing I did-I was a master theif when i was a teen.I stole food,candies,soft drinks from grocery stores,bodegas and I never got caught.I did it like over 100 times.Stealing those artificial mystic drinks was my specialty.

I had a moment in 7th grade that I never forget.

This little black kid slap me on the back of my head.I look back and I wanted to strike him,but the teacher was right in front of us.He did it without teacher looking.I notice a smile on his face.I went home that day really mad and steamed.

About few days later,I got the motherfucker back.He was walking at the end of the school hall by himself.The bell had runged and most of the kids were in class.So I started sneaking up on him and I smashed and snuff his head hard into the wall and took off.I quietly went to my next class.I still don't think he knew I did that to him.

So you slap my head.I'll smash your head into a brick wall and give you a nice bump.I was smiling this time.He was a punk,so he deserved it.

i set out to own a city block,

i managed to own three sides before i was 20.

when i lost them i set out to do it again,

in three cities at one time and got one side in each town.

i never quite got the city blocks, but i had fun havin

whut i did get

Don't get me started!!!

I think I must have been quite an inventive child, my stories about cement, 10 year old secret messages and possessed photocopiers are LEGEND

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When I was 13 and a bit me and two other friends boarded an Iranian cargo ship that was bound for the gulf of Arabia....My friend had met a 15 year old greek boy who was a kitchen hand on the ship the previous weekend when the ship had a public open day..this was in 1981 and I was living in Geraldton which is a major port for international shipping.....................

Yeah.....tjhe Captain was really encouraging and excited to have us on board...so much so he gave all three underage girls a glass of very strong hard liquor......................and smokes.....yeah fun times.

We were going to go reside in Arabia in a harem and watch TV and eat lots of food.....( I was 13 and a very imature 13)..

That is until the school notified our parents because we were not at school as we had all previously absconded before for several days............

Guess who I saw walking up the steps to the ship from the captains quarters porthole.....MY FATHER!

Umm this was also the first time I herd the F word..........mmmmmmmm the Warf's Stewards came down on us like a tone of hot bricks yelling and shouting using the F word and pointing their fingers at us as they were using the F word......we delayed the ship by over an hour costing everyone hundreds of thousands of dollars.......and I got grounded...for like........the rest of my life.......

Proudest Moment:

Scholarship awards to attend one of the most competitive college preps in the nation.

Mischeivious Thing:

Learning to climb a tree to get to the top of our car garage, and throwing water balloons down onto the neighborhood Dennis The Menace next door who terrorized us all- kids and adults alike

I was absolutely not mischievous as a kid or teen.

My funniest crazy thing I did was when I was in the Navy. I was in Hospital Corpsman school. My (future) hubby and I had gone to this bar opening on a school night with a group in our class and I'd had drank waaaaaay too much.

Normally, that kinda stuff was not a problem. We'd go out, drink, dance etc, come back to the baracks and sleep it off, but this time it was a school night so we had to be up and at muster at 6am.

I was so hungover, bad, bad, bad. We're in class and there it is! I'm gonna blow! Thing is, if I had, I'd have gone to Captain Mast for coming to class hungover (basically still drunk), so I snuck out of class, went to the bathroom, threw up as quickly as possible and snuck back into class.

Luckily, I didn't get caught, or if my Instructor saw, he chose to show mercy.

Youth.

In 4th grade I was misbehaving in class and the teacher made me write a home letter off the chalkboard,describing why i was bad in class and had to take it home for my parents to sign.

This is what I did.I counted the lines on the paper top to bottom.I told my mother how i liked her signature.So I got her to sign her name on a blank piece of looseleaf paper and told her exactly where to sign it.I rewrote the whole letter above her signature.

Next day the teacher told me:I hope you learned your lesson.

I sure did.

I was a smart lil devil.

Proudest moment: Going down state and winning the gold medal for solo saxophone performance.

Mischievous: On a learners permit I drove from Chicago to Cleveland to attend an Ohio Players concert.

proudest moment: my first article in the newspaper at age 16.

mischievous : buying prince music behind my parents back at age 13.