In related news: Elbe appears to have a grinning Jim Morrisson tattoed on his chest.

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oh boy! use it right or you gone loss it! If you gotta do all that you definately doing something wrong!

poor boy, i hope it still works after all that messing about

There was an incident a couple of years ago with some black porn dude who was doing a sex scene with a former reality show contestant who was on For The Love of Ray J, and she ended up "breaking" his dick while she was riding on top of him. He said that he was thrusting up inside her when she was simultaneously pushing downward when there was an audible snapping sound. Then he pulled out and blood started gushing out of his penis. Doctors originally told him he would possibly never function again, but after some quick and skillful surgical intervention they were able to save his member.

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728huey said:

There was an incident a couple of years ago with some black porn dude who was doing a sex scene with a former reality show contestant who was on For The Love of Ray J, and she ended up "breaking" his dick while she was riding on top of him. He said that he was thrusting up inside her when she was simultaneously pushing downward when there was an audible snapping sound. Then he pulled out and blood started gushing out of his penis. Doctors originally told him he would possibly never function again, but after some quick and skillful surgical intervention they were able to save his member.

http://forum.blackhairmed...91991.html

I remember that and i was like damn i know she had some killer snapper but i

didn't know it was really killer.

Fury said:

....... The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience

luv4u said:

Fury said:

....... The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience

I should probably feel bad about it, but I laughed at this story. My first thought was, "how the hell does that happen?" My next thought was, "well, it clearly happens, so how often does it happen?" My third thought was something like one of those overly serious PSAs about a particular health concern. "Men. Be aware. Twenty seven penises in America get broken each year."

Seriously, though, how does that happen?

Cerebus said:

I should probably feel bad about it, but I laughed at this story. My first thought was, "how the hell does that happen?" My next thought was, "well, it clearly happens, so how often does it happen?" My third thought was something like one of those overly serious PSAs about a particular health concern. "Men. Be aware. Twenty seven penises in America get broken each year."

Seriously, though, how does that happen?

I can't unread the title of this thread which made my dick hurt by reading.

I guess it slipped out and bent on her thigh on the way down....

OUCH!

NDRU said:

In related news: Elbe appears to have a grinning Jim Morrisson tattoed on his chest.

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I thought it was James Brown.

that's hot

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

In related news: Elbe appears to have a grinning Jim Morrisson tattoed on his chest.

[Edited 12/17/12 17:29pm]

I thought it was James Brown.

You're both wrong... its Louise Jefferson, "Weezy"

from the show "The Jeffersons" ....

it could be his ball breaker girl friend

he put her on his chest to warn other men

I felt sorry for him untiI read the part ""In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent".

Now I just hope he's gonna be in pain for a longer time and his penis won't function again properly .

Serious said:

I felt sorry for him untiI read the part ""In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent".

Now I just hope he's gonna be in pain for a longer time and his penis won't function again properly .

she does not need to make it up to him - its not her fault his penis broke

Hasn't every woman hurt their dude like that at one time or another? I don't mean actually break it, but I've definitely caught that thing the wrong way and caused a little bendy bend action.

JustErin said:

I'm scared as hell now......

Serious said:

I felt sorry for him untiI read the part ""In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent".

Now I just hope he's gonna be in pain for a longer time and his penis won't function again properly .

Thanks for pointing this out. Pretty tasteless comment..

Gotta make sure it's all the way in first.

runphilrun said:

Serious said:

I felt sorry for him untiI read the part ""In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent".

Now I just hope he's gonna be in pain for a longer time and his penis won't function again properly .

Thanks for pointing this out. Pretty tasteless comment..

JustErin said:

Hasn't every woman hurt their dude like that at one time or another? I don't mean actually break it, but I've definitely caught that thing the wrong way and caused a little bendy bend action.

It's a little scary at times

NDRU said:

JustErin said:

Hasn't every woman hurt their dude like that at one time or another? I don't mean actually break it, but I've definitely caught that thing the wrong way and caused a little bendy bend action.

It's a little scary at times

It is...for us, because you guys lose your shit when it happens!

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

It's a little scary at times

It is...for us, because you guys lose your shit when it happens!

JustErin said:

Hasn't every woman hurt their dude like that at one time or another? I don't mean actually break it, but I've definitely caught that thing the wrong way and caused a little bendy bend action.

Please be careful ladies. It does hurt.

Serious said:

I felt sorry for him untiI read the part ""In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent".

Now I just hope he's gonna be in pain for a longer time and his penis won't function again properly .

Hmm... Philippines huh? I have a feeling that 3some will be MMF.

And MMF ain't no name of a boxing federation.