Happy New Years everyone!!

Only one pic per post allowed!!

Post a pic of a celeb/model/whatever that you would fuck the shit out of right this second!

[REMINDER: No full frontals, tits, dick, muff - link only folks, site owner rules. If in doubt, contact a Mod. Keep in mind that underagers and folks at work access the org, thanks - luv4u]

I'll start:

Random tumblr hottie:

[img:$uid]http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f142/g0tcha_photo/hotnwet.jpg[/img:$uid]

If I'm being honest, I'd probably hump this lady, right here:

She got skillz!

I'm only up the road Kelly.

Ace said:

If I'm being honest, I'd probably hump this lady, right here:

She got skillz!

She also got herpes on her lip!!

Im sure this will come as a BIG surprise to some of you..

[img:$uid]http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/39868551/George+Michael+georgemichael.png[/img:$uid]

Gemma Arterton, but back when she was in shape and did not look like a fat, drunken, toothless English hooligan lying in a pool of his own vomit in a miserable, misbegotten pub somewhere on the outskirts of Macclesfield.

I so totally want to nail this babe in the hottest, dirtiest, nastiest way possible.

Fonkyman said:

I'm only up the road Kelly.

Blimey, she's bloody gorgeous!

...it's just a pity it looks like someone shat into her crotch...

.

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[Edited 1/1/13 17:05pm]

I already posted a video of someone I did.

Yall missed

NSFW was included for safety.

tinaz said:

Im sure this will come as a BIG surprise to some of you..

[img:$uid]http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/39868551/George+Michael+georgemichael.png[/img:$uid]

So Tina...a serious question...do you really still think of him "that way" even though he plays for the other team?

Dave1992 said:

...it's just a pity it looks like someone shat into her crotch...

DAMMIT DAVE!!! You fluckin' KILLED the fantasy!!!!

(...and you're right!)

This piece of ass lovely lady right here;

RIGHT NOW.

Or later. Tomorrow. Yesterday. To Infinity & beyond...

Dave1992 said:

...it's just a pity it looks like someone shat into her crotch...

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[Edited 1/1/13 16:44pm]

Didn't notice that. Weird eh.

Kelly Brook without a poo stain:

That's better.

Jessica Chastain...

If she was ten years older...

Jennifer Lawrence

When she's ready to get divorced againt....

Kate Winslet

PurpleJedi said:

tinaz said:

Im sure this will come as a BIG surprise to some of you..

[img:$uid]http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/39868551/George+Michael+georgemichael.png[/img:$uid]

So Tina...a serious question...do you really still think of him "that way" even though he plays for the other team?

Hell yes!!!

Think of it this way..

Would you still think of Scarlett Johansen (sp) sexually if she played for the same team?

tinaz said:

PurpleJedi said:

So Tina...a serious question...do you really still think of him "that way" even though he plays for the other team?

Hell yes!!!

Think of it this way..

Would you still think of Scarlett Johansen (sp) sexually if she played for the same team?

TOTALLY different scenario!!!!

You just described every woman's nightmare and every man's DREAM!!!!

PurpleJedi said:

tinaz said:

Hell yes!!!

Think of it this way..

Would you still think of Scarlett Johansen (sp) sexually if she played for the same team?

TOTALLY different scenario!!!!

You just described every woman's nightmare and every man's DREAM!!!!

LMAO!!

you know after I posted it I thought of my husband who says... TOTAL DIFFERENCE!

Well, the guy I'd really like to do that with doesn't have pictures on the internet..

But if we're talkin' celebs...

If the following fellas EVER have their wives divorce them..

I'll take'em.

(insert picture of any female that weighs less than me and has less facial hair than me here)

Fonkyman said:

Dave1992 said:

...it's just a pity it looks like someone shat into her crotch...

.

[Edited 1/1/13 16:44pm]

Didn't notice that. Weird eh.

Kelly Brook without a poo stain:

That's better.

Holy moly! She's an absolutely beautiful woman.

And, what tops it off is that her breasts are real.

My husband...but we don't do that internet picture thing around these parts

Dave1992 said:

Holy moly! She's an absolutely beautiful woman.

And, what tops it off is that her breasts are real.

Yep. She cooks a good breakfast too.

Fonkyman said:

Dave1992 said:

Holy moly! She's an absolutely beautiful woman.

And, what tops it off is that her breasts are real.

Yep. She cooks a good breakfast too.

Hang on ... pardon?

Dave1992 said:

Gemma Arterton, but back when she was in shape and did not look like a fat, drunken, toothless English hooligan lying in a pool of his own vomit in a miserable, misbegotten pub somewhere on the outskirts of Macclesfield.

I tried to find a picture of this woman and her supposedly fat gross self and this is as "fat" as I could find.

Interesting...

Ottensen said:

My husband...but we don't do that internet picture thing around these parts

Ditto for me and my wife!

JustErin said:

Dave1992 said:

Gemma Arterton, but back when she was in shape and did not look like a fat, drunken, toothless English hooligan lying in a pool of his own vomit in a miserable, misbegotten pub somewhere on the outskirts of Macclesfield.

I tried to find a picture of this woman and her supposedly fat gross self and this is as "fat" as I could find.

Interesting...