This is LA Dodgers slugger Matt Kemp and his new tattoo. Thoughts?

It's a nice tribute to his grandparents and all, but I would think most women would be a bit creeped out by it. How could a woman get all hot and heavy staring at a bible verse in large letters on his right chest and a huge picture of the dude's grandparents on his left chest? And his nipple is coming out of his grandmother's shoulder!!!

What happened to a picture on the mantle?!

I think its great he did that as for gett hot and bothered by ur words in the heat of th e moment is not gonna matter imho....some men need to get it out of ur heads all we want is sex when looking at tats....i have 2 tats myself i can care less what the man thinks while were getting it on....

wow

Creepy.

But whatever floats his boat.

I guess if his bat is big enough, the ladies won't be paying the artwork no mind.

That's one of the bigger "LOOK AT ME!" statements I've seen recently.

NDRU said:

What happened to a picture on the mantle?!

No. tattoo. on my body.

Uh... no.

NDRU said:

What happened to a picture on the mantle?!

I guess you are suppossed to put them on your Manchesticles.

PurpleJedi said:

Creepy.

But whatever floats his boat.

I guess if his bat is big enough, the ladies won't be paying the artwork no mind.

Forget his bat, his wallet is HUGE because of all the money the Dodgers are paying him. That will blind many women to whatever he has on his chest.

no... that would be silly... i've never even met his grandparents

NnWWWWWWWWWWWaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh how cute............nothing attracks a chick faster that a man who loves his nan and pop..............................

Now thats a real man.......................

yep...

Cheers

Max

Kinda akward to nibble on someone's nips while their grandmama and drandaddy are lookin down at u.

do i have to get that exact tattoo...kinda weird, i don't know his grandperents.

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someone is going to lick his parents faces during sex

well maybe someone rather freaky......

MoBetterBliss said:

no... that would be silly... i've never even met his grandparents

ThisOne said:

someone is going to lick his parents faces during sex

considering the tattoo is of his granparents, that'll be quite the achievement

Maybe they had tattoos of their kids on their chests (covered up by clothes in that tattoo).

Did anyone else see that tattoo for the first time and immediately think the picture was of Fred Sanford and Aunt Esther?

I've had the "Sandford and Son" theme song going through my head since last night.

sexton said:

PurpleJedi said:

Creepy.

But whatever floats his boat.

I guess if his bat is big enough, the ladies won't be paying the artwork no mind.

Forget his bat, his wallet is HUGE because of all the money the Dodgers are paying him. That will blind many women to whatever he has on his chest.

O, come on, this tatto interferes with any attempt at sex. Can't have a relationship if you never have sex.

Blindfolded doggy style would be the only option for his girl!

dJJ said:

sexton said:

Forget his bat, his wallet is HUGE because of all the money the Dodgers are paying him. That will blind many women to whatever he has on his chest.

O, come on, this tatto interferes with any attempt at sex. Can't have a relationship if you never have sex.

Blindfolded doggy style would be the only option for his girl!

1. if doggy stylin'... why would she need the blindfold?

2. if blindfolded... why would they need to be doggy stylin'?

thanks in advance

MoBetterBliss said:

dJJ said:

O, come on, this tatto interferes with any attempt at sex. Can't have a relationship if you never have sex.

Blindfolded doggy style would be the only option for his girl!

1. if doggy stylin'... why would she need the blindfold?

2. if blindfolded... why would they need to be doggy stylin'?

thanks in advance

Better be safe than sorry. What if she gets heated up, throws her head up and around and stares at the portrait of his grand parents?

Instant killer.

LMFAO, the grandmother is still alive. And she does NOT approve of tattoos!

The Dodgers' outfielder got the custom ink to pay tribute to his grandparents, Doris and the late Vernon Mukes. Vernon had died in November. What's not known is whether Doris is cool with Kemp's decision here. In August 2011, on the subject of Kemp getting any tats at all, Sports Illustrated quoted her disapprovingly: "I tell him, 'You've got this beautiful body, and you mar it all up.'"

RodeoSchro said:

LMFAO, the grandmother is still alive. And she does NOT approve of tattoos!

The Dodgers' outfielder got the custom ink to pay tribute to his grandparents, Doris and the late Vernon Mukes. Vernon had died in November. What's not known is whether Doris is cool with Kemp's decision here. In August 2011, on the subject of Kemp getting any tats at all, Sports Illustrated quoted her disapprovingly: "I tell him, 'You've got this beautiful body, and you mar it all up.'"

He should have listened to her

dJJ said:

MoBetterBliss said:

1. if doggy stylin'... why would she need the blindfold?

2. if blindfolded... why would they need to be doggy stylin'?

thanks in advance

Better be safe than sorry. What if she gets heated up, throws her head up and around and stares at the portrait of his grand parents?

Instant killer.

egads ... you have a point

but what if she gets heated up, and in the act of throwing her head up and around, the blindfold comes off??!?

she'd probably be better off with something like this, with the glass at the front covered up

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that way they could enjoy a normal night of passion, with no weird stuff like granma tatts getting in the way

MoBetterBliss said:

dJJ said:

Better be safe than sorry. What if she gets heated up, throws her head up and around and stares at the portrait of his grand parents?

Instant killer.

egads ... you have a point

but what if she gets heated up, and in the act of throwing her head up and around, the blindfold comes off??!?

she'd probably be better off with something like this, with the glass at the front covered up

[img:$uid]http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/99c1c0883b57f9628e44a34e0cf063a4.jpg[/img:$uid]

that way they could enjoy a normal night of passion, with no weird stuff like granma tatts getting in the way

You'r a gifted problem solver.

Talk about a conversation starter.

MoBetterBliss said:

no... that would be silly... i've never even met his grandparents

Nice work.. but that's creepy as shit!

EDIT!!!

Just looked at his face

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Yeah, that's sweet and all, but if I'm getting nekkid with him I will be using grandma's face as a place to put my hand for leverage all night... Grandpa can watch though.