Wow, I wonder if he can still get it up or is he on viagra

Congrats Mr. Hefner. Them girls keeps you young.

http://ca.omg.yahoo.com/n...eekly.html

Hef is such an idiot, but this girl is no dummy.

She knows old boy's days are numbered. He can't last more than a few short years and then cha-ching!!

Hef has to be shooing dust at this point. The thought of that old tortoise humping that young hottie gives me chills. Wonder if she closes her eyes and thinks of Brad Pitt?

i think he might just be lonely at this point?

Empress said:

Hef is such an idiot, but this girl is no dummy.

She knows old boy's days are numbered. He can't last more than a few short years and then cha-ching!!

Oh huntee, Hugh's daughter Christie will be controlling that money.

She actually ran the family business as CEO and Chairman of the board for Playboy Global Enterprises for a quarter of a century, being the big boss to answer to for all the company's interests on every continent (she's retired now with her own health and wellness business, but retains quite a lot of power in the family dynasty as she pretty much ran everything since the 1980's until just a cew years ago in her late 50s).

Christie Hefner is like the JR Ewing of adult publishing and entertainment, with her dad playing Jock Ewing, and her having a new Miss Ellie stepping into role of "kept-step-mom" every couple of years.

If Crystal Harris thinks she's going to waltz in and step out of the place belonging to an accessory wife, poor thing likely has another thing coming. I'd bet there are provisions to accommodate Christie's dad's "proclivities" where his relationships are concerned, and you can bet there was an ironclad pre-nup in place before they bopped on over to the chapel.

Playboy is a global enterprise that is now run as a private company, but at it's heart is a family run business with close to a thousand administrative employees; the eldest children are well very educated, & have been actively involved the nuts and bolts of the company since they graduated college decades ago and are very active politically... (Christie even now just getting rid of her Congressman husband recently, but has been pretty active in Washington through the years). When you look at the women Heff aligns himself with romantically it's pretty clear that unless they drop an heir to the family dynasty they only end up with chump change, and likely would be no match for the rest of his family if all of a sudden they decided they needed to er, um...you know, "move on up" in life.

Actually, I don't think Hugh is an idiot at all, nor is the new piece of booty he just wifed up. I think everyone has a clear understanding of where they fit into each other's lives and are just going to happily ride this thing out into the sunset with everybody getting what they want/need from the relationship. He's happy, has an outlet for his viagra dosages, and the girl gets to shop and be feted around Hollywood. It'll be interesting to see if she can pop out a kid before he passes, though in an attempt lock her claws into the family dynasty; Tony Randall's wife managed to do it when he was 146 years old, so anything's possible I guess...it's just a situation that it might not be easy for her to get more than what she might eventually like to come her way

Ottensen said:

Empress said:

Hef is such an idiot, but this girl is no dummy.

She knows old boy's days are numbered. He can't last more than a few short years and then cha-ching!!

Oh huntee, Hugh's daughter Christie will be controlling that money.

Not unless she stops her from controlling it

best wishes to the newlyweds!

Ottensen said:

Empress said:

Hef is such an idiot, but this girl is no dummy.

She knows old boy's days are numbered. He can't last more than a few short years and then cha-ching!!

Oh huntee, Hugh's daughter Christie will be controlling that money.

She actually ran the family business as CEO and Chairman of the board for Playboy Global Enterprises for a quarter of a century, being the big boss to answer to for all the company's interests on every continent (she's retired now with her own health and wellness business, but retains quite a lot of power in the family dynasty as she pretty much ran everything since the 1980's until just a cew years ago in her late 50s).

Christie Hefner is like the JR Ewing of adult publishing and entertainment, with her dad playing Jock Ewing, and her having a new Miss Ellie stepping into role of "kept-step-mom" every couple of years.

If Crystal Harris thinks she's going to waltz in and step out of the place belonging to an accessory wife, poor thing likely has another thing coming. I'd bet there are provisions to accommodate Christie's dad's "proclivities" where his relationships are concerned, and you can bet there was an ironclad pre-nup in place before they bopped on over to the chapel.

Playboy is a global enterprise that is now run as a private company, but at it's heart is a family run business with close to a thousand administrative employees; the eldest children are well very educated, & have been actively involved the nuts and bolts of the company since they graduated college decades ago and are very active politically... (Christie even now just getting rid of her Congressman husband recently, but has been pretty active in Washington through the years). When you look at the women Heff aligns himself with romantically it's pretty clear that unless they drop an heir to the family dynasty they only end up with chump change, and likely would be no match for the rest of his family if all of a sudden they decided they needed to er, um...you know, "move on up" in life.

Actually, I don't think Hugh is an idiot at all, nor is the new piece of booty he just wifed up. I think everyone has a clear understanding of where they fit into each other's lives and are just going to happily ride this thing out into the sunset with everybody getting what they want/need from the relationship. He's happy, has an outlet for his viagra dosages, and the girl gets to shop and be feted around Hollywood. It'll be interesting to see if she can pop out a kid before he passes, though in an attempt lock her claws into the family dynasty; Tony Randall's wife managed to do it when he was 146 years old, so anything's possible I guess...it's just a situation that it might not be easy for her to get more than what she might eventually like to come her way

I don't know if she's as actively involved with the company as he has been when she was CEO, but I think she's still on the Board of Directors and is second in command on the Board only to Hef, but she basically ran Playboy for a huge number of years, just letting her dad deal with finding and cavorting with the Playmates and running the mansion while she dealt with all of the other day to day operations of the company. I'm sure there's no way one of these bimbos is going to take over the assets once Hef kicks the bucket. In fact, I think that was made clear when he was still dating Holly Madison. (BTW, he almost married her but they eventually broke up because she wanted to have a child with him, even offering to do in-vitro fertilization, but he didn't want to have any mnore children.)

I think Hef knows he's way too old for this young lady, but I think he's petrified at the prospect of being alone.

I don't know why I care, but hearing about this marriage makes me feel bad for the one that wanted to marry him and he said he won't ever get married and it broke her heart.

Empress said:

Hef is such an idiot, but this girl is no dummy.

She knows old boy's days are numbered. He can't last more than a few short years and then cha-ching!!

.....or maybe not. Remember, George Burns lasted until age 100 before he finally died. And if Huge Hefner can last that long, then Crystal is in for a very long wait for that jackpot, barring prenups of course.

but gay people getting married debases the institution

NDRU said:

but gay people getting married debases the institution

...and the "sanctity of marriage".