ThisOne said:

JustErin said:

Hasn't every woman hurt their dude like that at one time or another? I don't mean actually break it, but I've definitely caught that thing the wrong way and caused a little bendy bend action.

Yes I have as well

ThisOne said:

Serious said:

I felt sorry for him untiI read the part ""In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent".

Now I just hope he's gonna be in pain for a longer time and his penis won't function again properly .

she does not need to make it up to him - its not her fault his penis broke

yeah, she do

Mug was promised a threeway

so yeah, she do

poe thang!

ThisOne said:

Serious said:

I felt sorry for him untiI read the part ""In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent".

Now I just hope he's gonna be in pain for a longer time and his penis won't function again properly .

she does not need to make it up to him - its not her fault his penis broke

They just don't make um like they use to...

I hope his doctor explained that he will have to be very gentle with it from now on, once it splits

there is like a 75% chance that it will split again if stressed.

I say she needs to move on and find her someone else, all together, in the Philippines.

A real mans penis never breaks...

LadyCasanova said:

ThisOne said:

she does not need to make it up to him - its not her fault his penis broke

They just don't make um like they use to...

I hope his doctor explained that he will have to be very gentle with it from now on, once it splits

there is like a 75% chance that it will split again if stressed.

I say she needs to move on and find her someone else, all together, in the Philippines.

A real mans penis never breaks...

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This brings "use protection" to a whole new level

ThisOne said:

JustErin said:

Hasn't every woman hurt their dude like that at one time or another? I don't mean actually break it, but I've definitely caught that thing the wrong way and caused a little bendy bend action.

Yes I have as well

Glad y'all specified..."every woman"

Please treat it like you have one ladies.

at,

Serious said:

I felt sorry for him untiI read the part ""In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent".

Now I just hope he's gonna be in pain for a longer time and his penis won't function again properly .

Girl after I read that, I said I hope his dick STAYS BROKE!

No more ridin dirty after reading this shit.

This actually happen two years ago to some porn dude, he said it happen while she was riding him reverse cowgirl:

Adult film star Prince Yahshua has been hospitalized after a freak accident on a porn film set with Bethany Benz. Pardon the pun. (Bethany Benz Photos) It's no joke, though: Prince Yahshua suffered a torn urethra and ripped pelvic wall and was rushed to the emergency room at the Encino Medical Center.

AVN was told that the accident was caused by... reverse cowgirl gone bad. Bethany Benz was featured in the reality show For the Love of Ray J; her nickname was "Caviar".

There are no hard feelings, though: Prince Yahshua tweeted to Bethany Benz, "@RealBethanyBenz Hey wonderful, dont feel bad its all good ma; you didnt mean for this to happen.. Shit happen's all the time love, sorry

“There was an audible snapping sound,” Yahshua told AVN. She jumped up, I jumped up and blood started pouring out of my d*ck like someone turned on a garden hose. It was a pretty freaky situation.”

JustErin said:

NDRU said:

In related news: Elbe appears to have a grinning Jim Morrisson tattoed on his chest.

[Edited 12/17/12 17:29pm]

I thought it was James Brown.

That's what I thought!

Tittypants said:

I'm scared as hell now......

Don't worry, I very much doubt that you'd have that problem.

Abdul said:

This actually happen two years ago to some porn dude, he said it happen while she was riding him reverse cowgirl:

Adult film star Prince Yahshua has been hospitalized after a freak accident on a porn film set with Bethany Benz. Pardon the pun. (Bethany Benz Photos) It's no joke, though: Prince Yahshua suffered a torn urethra and ripped pelvic wall and was rushed to the emergency room at the Encino Medical Center.

AVN was told that the accident was caused by... reverse cowgirl gone bad. Bethany Benz was featured in the reality show For the Love of Ray J; her nickname was "Caviar".

There are no hard feelings, though: Prince Yahshua tweeted to Bethany Benz, "@RealBethanyBenz Hey wonderful, dont feel bad its all good ma; you didnt mean for this to happen.. Shit happen's all the time love, sorry

“There was an audible snapping sound,” Yahshua told AVN. She jumped up, I jumped up and blood started pouring out of my d*ck like someone turned on a garden hose. It was a pretty freaky situation.”

Damn, when a porn star desribe somethin as freaky, shit is pretty serious.

johnart said:

ThisOne said:

JustErin said: Yes I have as well

Glad y'all specified..."every woman"

Please treat it like you have one ladies.

jealous

KidaDynamite said:

Tittypants said:

I'm scared as hell now......

Don't worry, I very much doubt that you'd have that problem.

it clearly happens to men with big ens

and as Kidda said... not u

MMA Fighter Ray Elbe
I'm SELLING Pics of
My Broken Wiener

EXCLUSIVE

They say a picture's worth a thousand words ... and if that picture happens to feature a penis that was FRACTURED during sex, it might be worth a couple thousand bucks ... at least that's what MMA fighter Ray Elbe is hoping for.

Sources close to Elbe tell TMZ ... the former "Ultimate Fighter" contestant TOOK PHOTOS of his mangled manhood after his GF snapped it in half during a spirited love-making session.

As we previously reported, Elbe's penis ripped open ... sending blood spattering all over his room. He was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was immediately stitched up.

Elbe racked up thousands of dollars in medical bills ... and now, we're told the fighter is actively trying to shop the pics to various media outlets so he can pay for his expensive dong treatment.

So far, it's unclear if Ray has found a buyer ... but we gotta ask ...

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2FVR5Poi7

O.U.C.H.

This culture has been reduced to hearing daily updates on a "news" story about some scumbag's penis injury.

Guh, I wanna move to Mars.

JustErin said:

This culture has been reduced to hearing daily updates on a "news" story about some scumbag's penis injury.

Guh, I wanna move to Mars.

Me 2.

JustErin said:

This culture has been reduced to hearing daily updates on a "news" story about some scumbag's penis injury.

Guh, I wanna move to Mars.

No, you are going to have to move to Venus. Remember....

Men are from Mars women are from Venus.

She'd probably be more popular in Mars then.

Seriously though, I've been under the impression that most men have hurt their penises a few times in this position. It's either been due to a careless partner or losing your erection even for a short while when doing it (I've learnt not to let the woman get on top of me if there's been alcohol involved).

novabrkr said:

She'd probably be more popular in Mars then.

Not if she's gonna be breaking dicks she won't.

ThisOne said:

KidaDynamite said:

Don't worry, I very much doubt that you'd have that problem.

it clearly happens to men with big ens

and as Kidda said... not u

It happens to men with big ones?

Well then, maybe you DO have something to worry about babe.

KidaDynamite said:

HuMpThAnG said: