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Girlfriend breaks her boyfriends dick while riding him **WARNING -- YOU CANNOT UNREAD THIS STORY ... AND IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU CRINGE **
... ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A MAN. ... OK, LAST WARNING ... SERIOUSLY, THIS IS MESSED UP. OK, HERE WE GO ... MMA fighter Ray Elbe -- who competed on "Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches ... after he BROKE HIS PENIS during sex. Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect penis. According to Ray, his penis "fractured" ... and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain. Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube. Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat." Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks. The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again. Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent." [Edited 12/17/12 17:15pm] | |
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In related news: Elbe appears to have a grinning Jim Morrisson tattoed on his chest. [Edited 12/17/12 17:29pm] My Legacy
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oh boy! use it right or you gone loss it! If you gotta do all that you definately doing something wrong!
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poor boy, i hope it still works after all that messing about | |
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There was an incident a couple of years ago with some black porn dude who was doing a sex scene with a former reality show contestant who was on For The Love of Ray J, and she ended up "breaking" his dick while she was riding on top of him. He said that he was thrusting up inside her when she was simultaneously pushing downward when there was an audible snapping sound. Then he pulled out and blood started gushing out of his penis. Doctors originally told him he would possibly never function again, but after some quick and skillful surgical intervention they were able to save his member.
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I remember that and i was like damn i know she had some killer snapper but i didn't know it was really killer. Don't laugh at my funk
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I should probably feel bad about it, but I laughed at this story. My first thought was, "how the hell does that happen?" My next thought was, "well, it clearly happens, so how often does it happen?" My third thought was something like one of those overly serious PSAs about a particular health concern. "Men. Be aware. Twenty seven penises in America get broken each year."
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I can't unread the title of this thread which made my dick hurt by reading. | |
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I guess it slipped out and bent on her thigh on the way down....
OUCH!
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I thought it was James Brown. | |
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that's hot mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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You're both wrong... its Louise Jefferson, "Weezy"
from the show "The Jeffersons" ....
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it could be his ball breaker girl friend
he put her on his chest to warn other men mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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I felt sorry for him untiI read the part ""In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent".
Now I just hope he's gonna be in pain for a longer time and his penis won't function again properly . With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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she does not need to make it up to him - its not her fault his penis broke mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Hasn't every woman hurt their dude like that at one time or another? I don't mean actually break it, but I've definitely caught that thing the wrong way and caused a little bendy bend action. | |
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JustErin said: Hasn't every woman hurt their dude like that at one time or another? I don't mean actually break it, but I've definitely caught that thing the wrong way and caused a little bendy bend action. Yes I have as well mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Thanks for pointing this out. Pretty tasteless comment.. | |
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Gotta make sure it's all the way in first. 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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It's a little scary at times My Legacy
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It is...for us, because you guys lose your shit when it happens! | |
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Please be careful ladies. It does hurt. | |
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Hmm... Philippines huh? I have a feeling that 3some will be MMF.
And MMF ain't no name of a boxing federation. | |
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