dJJ said:

I'm having a hotflash.

Yep, it's ZK fault.

that asteroid that nearly hit us last sunday? remember? the one where if it had swung a few degrees over it would have been all BLAMMO PLANET EARTH!!!! like with the dinosaurs and such? remember? the one that we didn't even spot until it was two days away from us? well, i blame ZombieKitten for not noticing that earlier.

ZK sweetie, we know you are busy. but next time an asteroid nearly zings us, please let us know three days ahead, not two. thank you very much.

No wukkas!

It's not Zombie's fault that sick and twisted folks like prolapse or insertion porn, it's Ayn Rand's. Who do we blame for bukkake?

Crap! My favorite football team lost this weekend, and now I'm about to buried in 4 to 8 inches of snow. And it's all ZK's fault. Either that, or it's this:

ZombieKitten said:

Apocalypse in 3… 2… 1…

You will hear from my lawyers if you try to sell this screen capture.

sexton said:

Some weird and very creepy man attacked my house saturday night.

He banged on all my windows and doors, threw plants an all kind of stuf from the street to my house. Broke in the flat and even managed to trash my front door.

I called the police and they did arrest a guy who was hanging out in my street.

Have not been able to sleep and am still dreadfully cut up by it. But had a good day today and went outside for lunch with a friend.

I wished I could blame ZK for this, then I would understand why a strange man wants to force himself in my house and turns aggressive when I don't let him.

I really do try to have respect for the male species. I really try.

It's just that they make it so hard to respect them, or to not loathe them.

Well, maybe I can try to blame ZK for it.

But I don't think I'll manage.

No matter how much of a weirdo she is, she has more quality than the highest man on the foodchain or aperock.

dJJ said:

Some weird and very creepy man attacked my house saturday night.

He banged on all my windows and doors, threw plants an all kind of stuf from the street to my house. Broke in the flat and even managed to trash my front door.

I called the police and they did arrest a guy who was hanging out in my street.

Have not been able to sleep and am still dreadfully cut up by it. But had a good day today and went outside for lunch with a friend.

I wished I could blame ZK for this, then I would understand why a strange man wants to force himself in my house and turns aggressive when I don't let him.

I really do try to have respect for the male species. I really try.

It's just that they make it so hard to respect them, or to not loathe them.

Well, maybe I can try to blame ZK for it.

But I don't think I'll manage.

No matter how much of a weirdo she is, she has more quality than the highest man on the foodchain or aperock.

I blame ZK for your distrust of men in general.

PurpleJedi said:

dJJ said:

Some weird and very creepy man attacked my house saturday night.

He banged on all my windows and doors, threw plants an all kind of stuf from the street to my house. Broke in the flat and even managed to trash my front door.

I called the police and they did arrest a guy who was hanging out in my street.

Have not been able to sleep and am still dreadfully cut up by it. But had a good day today and went outside for lunch with a friend.

I wished I could blame ZK for this, then I would understand why a strange man wants to force himself in my house and turns aggressive when I don't let him.

I really do try to have respect for the male species. I really try.

It's just that they make it so hard to respect them, or to not loathe them.

Well, maybe I can try to blame ZK for it.

But I don't think I'll manage.

No matter how much of a weirdo she is, she has more quality than the highest man on the foodchain or aperock.

I blame ZK for your distrust of men in general.

hear hear !!!

dJJ said:

Some weird and very creepy man attacked my house saturday night.

He banged on all my windows and doors, threw plants an all kind of stuf from the street to my house. Broke in the flat and even managed to trash my front door.

I called the police and they did arrest a guy who was hanging out in my street.

Have not been able to sleep and am still dreadfully cut up by it. But had a good day today and went outside for lunch with a friend.

I wished I could blame ZK for this, then I would understand why a strange man wants to force himself in my house and turns aggressive when I don't let him.

I really do try to have respect for the male species. I really try.

It's just that they make it so hard to respect them, or to not loathe them.

Well, maybe I can try to blame ZK for it.

But I don't think I'll manage.

No matter how much of a weirdo she is, she has more quality than the highest man on the foodchain or aperock.

sorry to hear this. hope you are feeling better. can you have a friend stay over?

ZombieKitten said:

don't make me come over there and take your engagement photos

*GASP* HELL YEAH!!!!!

KidaDynamite said:

ZombieKitten said:

don't make me come over there and take your engagement photos

*GASP* HELL YEAH!!!!!

That's what I'm sayin'!!

dJJ said:

Some weird and very creepy man attacked my house saturday night.

He banged on all my windows and doors, threw plants an all kind of stuf from the street to my house. Broke in the flat and even managed to trash my front door.

I called the police and they did arrest a guy who was hanging out in my street.

Have not been able to sleep and am still dreadfully cut up by it. But had a good day today and went outside for lunch with a friend.

I wished I could blame ZK for this, then I would understand why a strange man wants to force himself in my house and turns aggressive when I don't let him.

I really do try to have respect for the male species. I really try.

It's just that they make it so hard to respect them, or to not loathe them.

Well, maybe I can try to blame ZK for it.

But I don't think I'll manage.

No matter how much of a weirdo she is, she has more quality than the highest man on the foodchain or aperock.

could it be that your xtremely HOT so you attract horny psychopaths and rapists??

JoeTyler said:

dJJ said:

Some weird and very creepy man attacked my house saturday night.

He banged on all my windows and doors, threw plants an all kind of stuf from the street to my house. Broke in the flat and even managed to trash my front door.

I called the police and they did arrest a guy who was hanging out in my street.

Have not been able to sleep and am still dreadfully cut up by it. But had a good day today and went outside for lunch with a friend.

I wished I could blame ZK for this, then I would understand why a strange man wants to force himself in my house and turns aggressive when I don't let him.

I really do try to have respect for the male species. I really try.

It's just that they make it so hard to respect them, or to not loathe them.

Well, maybe I can try to blame ZK for it.

But I don't think I'll manage.

No matter how much of a weirdo she is, she has more quality than the highest man on the foodchain or aperock.

could it be that your xtremely HOT so you attract horny psychopaths and rapists??

She's never photowhored because, allegedly, she is "camera shy".

That's code for; "Don't want my hot pics being used with vaseline and left hands."

ZK looks just fine.

PurpleJedi said:

JoeTyler said:

could it be that your xtremely HOT so you attract horny psychopaths and rapists??

She's never photowhored because, allegedly, she is "camera shy".

That's code for; "Don't want my hot pics being used with vaseline and left hands."

I should not have nodded and smile when he passed my house few hours before.

Nobody has the right to make me feel unsave. No matter how I look.

I'm pretty, but not hot. Need a haircut and am walking around in old pants & sweater busy with DIY in house. Can't imagine that is hot.

It got to me, however, after one day, I decided I will not let some crazy dude spoil the joy I feel in my new house.

And police knows about it now, so as soon as he shows up again, I'll call them. They responded quick last time, so that also enhances my feelings of safety.

ZombieKitten said:

dJJ said:

I usually blame my cat.

He will tell me it was Zombiekitten, though.

no that actually WAS me. Your cat and I have an agreement. If I've got company I'm allowed to pass my gas remotely via your cat

That is you?!

dJJ said:

PurpleJedi said:

She's never photowhored because, allegedly, she is "camera shy".

That's code for; "Don't want my hot pics being used with vaseline and left hands."

I should not have nodded and smile when he passed my house few hours before.

Nobody has the right to make me feel unsave. No matter how I look.

I'm pretty, but not hot. Need a haircut and am walking around in old pants & sweater busy with DIY in house. Can't imagine that is hot.

It got to me, however, after one day, I decided I will not let some crazy dude spoil the joy I feel in my new house.

And police knows about it now, so as soon as he shows up again, I'll call them. They responded quick last time, so that also enhances my feelings of safety.

I have the perfect Christmas gift for you...

PurpleJedi said:

dJJ said:

I should not have nodded and smile when he passed my house few hours before.

Nobody has the right to make me feel unsave. No matter how I look.

I'm pretty, but not hot. Need a haircut and am walking around in old pants & sweater busy with DIY in house. Can't imagine that is hot.

It got to me, however, after one day, I decided I will not let some crazy dude spoil the joy I feel in my new house.

And police knows about it now, so as soon as he shows up again, I'll call them. They responded quick last time, so that also enhances my feelings of safety.

I have the perfect Christmas gift for you...

Thank you!

Because all my cat did during the whole event was farting

And I do blame ZK for that

would a rose by any other name smell so sweet?

This thread has died, I can only blame myself

ZombieKitten said:

This thread has died, I can only blame myself

a naughty photowhore will take care of that

ZombieKitten said:

This thread has died, I can only blame myself

Well obviously