You should urinate on them, too. That way she will know that you were really offended by how pushy she was.

JustErin said:

Just tell her, man.

I purged my clothes recently and brought it in to see if my coworker wanted anything. Some of it was new, never even worn.

She picked through, grabbed what she thought would fit her or that she liked and turned the rest back to me. I wasn't offended. I just gave the rest to charity. No biggie.

your co-worker is normal ~ i'm not that lucky

i returned them to her and thanked he for being so thoughtful and told her they were lovely but did not fit ~ so all day she gave me the silent treatment

uniden said:

give them to a homeless shelter.

oh i should have done that

imago said:

Just make up some convincing story--people will believe anything.

Just say there was some strange bovine oxen smell that you couldn't wash out of the clothes so you had to throw them away.

it cant b that bad

PurpleJedi said:

Be honest & somewhat-apologetic when you tell her that you tried them on and they don't flatter your figure.

She's probably feeling good about herself, thinking that she's helping you out (she probably thought that you were being modest or shy when you kept saying no).

If she's a normal human being, she won't take offense at you not wearing something that doesn't look good on you.

i think she wanted to clone me

Fonkyman said:

Turn up late for work looking rough.

Back-comb your hair, put on too much eyeshadow and just before you go and see the woman, sprinkle some pepper in your eyes.

Give her the bag with all her clothing in and tell her you had a bit of trouble with it all. Say that you put on all her clothes and went out for the night for a good time. Explain how you were followed by 'little people' dressed as elves for over two hours. Say that you tried to lose them but at every corner you turned, more showed up. Say that you were afraid of the elves and ran to a policeman for help. You were arrested on the spot as you fit the description of one of their most wanted. You spent the night in the cells, along with 14 of the elves that were roped in too.

Then start the tears.

As soon as she reaches out to comfort you tell her they did things to your back door that you didn't like. Not at first anyway. Say you escaped and ran to work but that the police were bound to be looking for you. Tell her you think it would really be a bad idea to keep the clothes. Thank her for her charity and tell her if you want to dress up like Mrs. Doubtfire in a nuthouse anytime soon you'll let her know.

if you r ever looking for work in Sydney i shall employ you and you can sit with her

only good will come of it ~ i promise

NDRU said:

Tell her you love the clothes but promised to be more disappointing to people, and therefore you will not wear them

can i get any lower i think i already dissapoint

Timmy84 said:

Should've told her "thanks but no thanks"...

i did i did i did i did i did say no thank u 5 five 4+1 6-1 times

kitbradley said:

this is hilarious! Is she a psych patient? Why would she choose you out of the clear blue to give her old clothes to and then INSIST that you wear them? If that happened to me, my concern would be is she trying to send me a message about my fashion-sense?

i think u r right

and

it concerns me that she thought i would wear her stuff

rdhull said:

ThisOne said:

i was being polite and said no thank you to her about 5 times

5 times? If thats the case just take em to te Gioodwill and if she asks you tell her that..since you declined 5 times already she shouldnt be offended.

its catchy

i gave them back because she loves them 2 much and i know if i gave them away she would have been pissed

dJJ said:

You already got the clothes, right?

So, why bother with saying anything about it?

Just give them to charity or a nearby homeless shelter.

she wants me to wear them around her

she wanted me to wear one to the christmas party

she would have hounded me until she saw me in them ~ all of them

imago said:

You know what.

You don't even have to say anything.

Just respond by making this expression:

thanks imago ~ i can no longer eat my deritos

XxAxX said:

ThisOne said:

i was being polite and said no thank you to her about 5 times

its like she didnt get it and thought i meant ok

i just didnt want to hurt her feelings

some women r touchy about their clothes and they give it away thinking they r giving out gold and u need to b nice without hurting their feelings

tomorrow i will give her back the bag and say they were too big on me - which they mostly r ~ except 4 that top

it almost sounds like she feels your wardrobe could use some 'help' those are the worst kind of favors, eh?

i dont care if she doesnt talk to me 4 a year ~ i'm not ready 4 granny clothes

luv4u said:

Tittypants said:

Give'em to charity.

Better than having them clutter up your place.

Be truthful. Tell her they are not your style but you are giving them away (if you do) to charity.

Otherwise throw them out.

i gave them back

lazycrockett said:

Just tell her you accidently threw a cigeratte into a box that had all of the clothes she gave you and an opened gas can.

WHOOPSIE!!

it could have easily happened

ZombieKitten said:

tell them your case worker has asked you to stop accepting STUFF it's not helping your hoarding problem but she said it was OK if you can keep these new clothes at your co-workers house.

she lives 5 minutes away she would have been round every morning choosing my work clothes

and she would have ensured we matched

johnart said:

Return them?? Why did u accept them in the first place?

Saying you have enough clothes or that they aren't your personal style is not rude, it's honest.

i was being polite

but today i was forceful

Spinlight said:

You should urinate on them, too. That way she will know that you were really offended by how pushy she was.

u should becareful what u posed

i could easily get the hots 4 u

i wasnt going to show u

but i just want u to know what i'm up against

this is one of her favorite tops that apparently would really look great on me REALLY!!!

[img:$uid]http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc431/thisone77/securedownload1_zpsf15d72e0.jpg[/img:$uid]

omg i cant believe i actually tried it on

[Edited 12/14/12 3:59am]

ThisOne said:

i wasnt going to show u

but i just want u to know what i'm up against

this is one of her favorite tops that apparently would really look great on me REALLY!!!

[img:$uid]http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc431/thisone77/securedownload1_zpsf15d72e0.jpg[/img:$uid]

omg i cant believe i actually tried it on

[Edited 12/14/12 3:59am]

You could've told her that MAYBE it would've looked good on you BEFORE she'd thrown up all over the damned thing...

PurpleJedi said:

You could've told her that MAYBE it would've looked good on you BEFORE she'd thrown up all over the damned thing...

if u really like it Jedi i will post it 2 u ~ depending on the lighting it can b rather flattering

[Edited 12/14/12 4:48am]

She sounds psycho...

Looks like one of those lacey tablecloths over a black t-shirt?

Fits you like a glove, I've never seen you looking so.. Oh hold on, I've never seen you.

I might pop over for some summer work next year. I could stay at my cousins in Byron Bay with the sharkies. I've got my work clothes sorted already. Purple mankini and a satchel for my packed lunch. I could wear brown leather sandals to tone it down a bit. Knee-length socks too? Can't have the place getting over excited.

I'd move house if I were you. Five minutes away? Mmm, what you doin the weekend? Mind if I pop round, we could go through all the crap I have in my loft. Must be something in there you'd fit into.

ThisOne said:

i wasnt going to show u

but i just want u to know what i'm up against

this is one of her favorite tops that apparently would really look great on me REALLY!!!

[img:$uid]http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc431/thisone77/securedownload1_zpsf15d72e0.jpg[/img:$uid]

omg i cant believe i actually tried it on

[Edited 12/14/12 3:59am]

ThisOne said:

i wasnt going to show u

but i just want u to know what i'm up against

this is one of her favorite tops that apparently would really look great on me REALLY!!!

[img:$uid]http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc431/thisone77/securedownload1_zpsf15d72e0.jpg[/img:$uid]

omg i cant believe i actually tried it on

[Edited 12/14/12 3:59am]

Looks like Gramma's crochet...

Looks like someone's bedroom curtains.

Fonkyman said:

Looks like one of those lacey tablecloths over a black t-shirt?

Fits you like a glove, I've never seen you looking so.. Oh hold on, I've never seen you.

I might pop over for some summer work next year. I could stay at my cousins in Byron Bay with the sharkies. I've got my work clothes sorted already. Purple mankini and a satchel for my packed lunch. I could wear brown leather sandals to tone it down a bit. Knee-length socks too? Can't have the place getting over excited.

I'd move house if I were you. Five minutes away? Mmm, what you doin the weekend? Mind if I pop round, we could go through all the crap I have in my loft. Must be something in there you'd fit into.

johnart said:

Return them?? Why did u accept them in the first place?

Saying you have enough clothes or that they aren't your personal style is not rude, it's honest.

See. Why did she insist on giving them to you? Does she thinks you're in dire need or something?

When I was moving from my apartment to my house, I purged a whole car load of stuff. I told 2 of my coworkers I was cleaning out my closets and that they were welcome to come by to take what they would like. I had really good stuff, and when they were through, they had taken everything.

Now that I'm retired, I have the same problem. I need to get rid of all my work clothes, etc. I have several Kasper suits I've either never worn or worn once or twice. I have dozens of pairs of shoes that I've never worn. I plan to put a lot of the new things on Ebay and then donate the rest.

ThisOne said:

i wasnt going to show u

but i just want u to know what i'm up against

this is one of her favorite tops that apparently would really look great on me REALLY!!!

[img:$uid]http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc431/thisone77/securedownload1_zpsf15d72e0.jpg[/img:$uid]

omg i cant believe i actually tried it on

[Edited 12/14/12 3:59am]

Damn talk about imagining things ! I see crosses, goats, lizards, flying ghosts, skulls, swans, etc in them patterns. Your co worker isn't into the Occult is she?

Seriously though. I don't like to hurt peoples feelings(unless they piss me off)so when i come into contact with someone that refuses my repeated attempts to decline an offer of clothing or food, ill take the gift but it will promptly end up in the garbage. I know that's kinda deceitful and wasteful but oh well.

[Edited 12/15/12 16:56pm]

JoeyC said:

ThisOne said:

[img:$uid]http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc431/thisone77/securedownload1_zpsf15d72e0.jpg[/img:$uid]

Damn talk about imagining things ! I see crosses, goats, lizards, flying ghosts, skulls, swans, etc in them patterns.