OK...

There's this guy that I think is really into me.

I mean really in to me.

But the problem is that he's shy, and sort of damaged from his previous relationship.

Actually, he was married and is now divorced.

Anyways, he's been indirectly flirting with me like mad for the last year or so.

And, it's gotten to the point that most folks (including myself) know that he wants

to spend the rest of his life with me.

That's right folks--he wants to marry me.

But, he's unable to just let me know. Instead, he's posted a thread on a musician's fansite asking other people on the site if they would marry another person on that site.

OK, the site is the org.

The complicated thing is that he's a father, which means that he probably has really bad memory and he'd forget our aniversaries.

Plus he's really into Star Wars, but I"m a Trekkie.

How do you folks deal with shy guys?

veronikka said:

I feel as if you mock my delimas.

I hear he likes to hang out at the gym from time to time...

Maybe you can show him how you like to pump your iron?

This thread is only going to get funnier, I'm sure.

According to the greatest blog in the whole world, you need a shy girl, not a shy guy. To wit:

Shy girls make things easier. If you are to have a girlfriend you should have one who helps you out and brightens your day, not one who is argumentative, bitchy, whorish or “feminized”. If you have a girlfriend but you spend all your time fighting with the bitch about what to eat for dinner then it’s time to cut her loose. Show her the door and find yourself a shy girl. If you’re Bold & Determined you have ass to kick all day, when you get home you don’t want to have to play that bullshit with your woman too. When you’re home with your woman you should be relaxed, calm and comfortable.

A shy girl is a bit mousy and quiet. She won’t be on the elevator yelling into her phone, she won’t be at the club dancing like a whore, she won’t usually leave her home dressed like a dirty bum, she will not make much eye-contact with strangers, her feet will point inward when she walks, her head will be held lower. She will giggle at small, normal things.

Shy girls are everywhere. At the sandwich shop, at the bookstore, at the gym, at your workplace, on social media websites and on dating websites.

First thing you do is make yourself look good. Get in the gym, get some fitted, stylish clothing representative of your personality, get a nice haircut, shave your face or trim your beard, be clean, be handsome. You need to be someone she can look up to. You can say something silly. If she gives a mousy giggle you know you can proceed. You can be a cool dork with a shy girl. Say dorky, funny things but be cool when you do it. It helps if you are a physical superman. If she says “I’m hungry” you can say something dorky like “Hi Hungry, I’m Victor. Nice to meet you“.

Obviously not everything will be rosy just because a girl is shy. You may find her shyness completely annoying. You may find out that you are not so patient. You may find yourself yelling “WHAT?!” every time she speaks because she speaks so quietly you cannot hear her. You may become completely annoyed that you aren’t able to sleep with her right away. If you are shy yourself then your conversations with a shy girl may be pretty boring.

http://boldanddetermined....shy-girls/

Ummm...I'm pretty sure Dan is the shy girl in this scenario.

Genesia said:

Ummm...I'm pretty sure Dan is the shy girl in this scenario.

Tell that to his whorish dancing

Tell him you got a good ole dick that's made for lickin' and much tastier than Kentucky Fried Chicken. Tell him try it if he would, cause it's hard as wood, and finger...lickin'...good.

Will there be a June wedding?

x 10.6

imago said:

OK...

There's this guy that I think is really into me.

I mean really in to me.

But the problem is that he's shy, and sort of damaged from his previous relationship.

Actually, he was married and is now divorced.

Anyways, he's been indirectly flirting with me like mad for the last year or so.

And, it's gotten to the point that most folks (including myself) know that he wants

to spend the rest of his life with me.

That's right folks--he wants to marry me.

But, he's unable to just let me know. Instead, he's posted a thread on a musician's fansite asking other people on the site if they would marry another person on that site.

OK, the site is the org.

The complicated thing is that he's a father, which means that he probably has really bad memory and he'd forget our aniversaries.

Plus he's really into Star Wars, but I"m a Trekkie.

How do you folks deal with shy guys?

back OFF you hussy!! he's mine!!!!

I guess shy guys are better than shyt guys

Cerebus would suggest you approach them from the front.

XxAxX said:

imago said:

OK...

There's this guy that I think is really into me.

I mean really in to me.

But the problem is that he's shy, and sort of damaged from his previous relationship.

Actually, he was married and is now divorced.

Anyways, he's been indirectly flirting with me like mad for the last year or so.

And, it's gotten to the point that most folks (including myself) know that he wants

to spend the rest of his life with me.

That's right folks--he wants to marry me.

But, he's unable to just let me know. Instead, he's posted a thread on a musician's fansite asking other people on the site if they would marry another person on that site.

OK, the site is the org.

The complicated thing is that he's a father, which means that he probably has really bad memory and he'd forget our aniversaries.

Plus he's really into Star Wars, but I"m a Trekkie.

How do you folks deal with shy guys?

back OFF you hussy!! he's mine!!!!

LadyCasanova said:

I hear he likes to hang out at the gym from time to time...

Maybe you can show him how you like to pump your iron?

OKAY...actually you ALL get one;

ALL of y'all (...except for XxAxX ...how YOU doin'?)

There will be no wedding.

And there certainly will be no penis showing involved.

PurpleJedi said:

OKAY...actually you ALL get one;

ALL of y'all (...except for XxAxX ...how YOU doin'?)

There will be no wedding.

And there certainly will be no penis showing involved.

OMG that bolded part made me LOL for real and I dont know why!!!!

PurpleJedi said:

OKAY...actually you ALL get one;

ALL of y'all (...except for XxAxX ...how YOU doin'?)

There will be no wedding.

And there certainly will be no penis showing involved.

PurpleJedi said:

OKAY...actually you ALL get one;

ALL of y'all (...except for XxAxX ...how YOU doin'?)

There will be no wedding.

And there certainly will be no penis showing involved.

Fauxie's decided to post online again, so I'm tottally going to ignore my paramour so hard now.

You go chat with them about the history and development of roguelike games.

maybe he wants 2 c your penis 2

or maybe that's why he left in the 1st place

Roll out your schlong, Dan. That'll do.

Dave1992 said:

Roll out your schlong, Dan. That'll do.

Thanks, Dave

The problem is that this person has been giving me and the org very mixed signals on whether he likes schlong at all.

imago said:

Dave1992 said:

Roll out your schlong, Dan. That'll do.

Thanks, Dave

The problem is that this person has been giving me and the org very mixed signals on whether he likes schlong at all.

Aren't you supposed to be stalking Fauxie now?