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Thread started 12/14/12 12:14am

funkpill

The Bride Tells Her Husband

"Honey, you know I'm a virgin

and I don't know anything about sex.

Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart.

Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'.

So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her,

"Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! confused

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Reply #1 posted 12/14/12 12:15am

Tittypants

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Reply #2 posted 12/14/12 2:16am

chocolate1

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lol

Happy Friday! hug

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"

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Reply #3 posted 12/14/12 3:17am

ThisOne	mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus
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Stymie
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Reply #5 posted 12/14/12 6:56am

kiasheri

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lol lol lol lol lol

I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!!

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Reply #6 posted 12/14/12 6:58am

paintedlady

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lol

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Reply #7 posted 12/14/12 10:02am

Nothinbutjoy

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Happy Friday Funkhoney!

rose hug martini

I'm firmly planted in denial

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Reply #8 posted 12/14/12 11:36am

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doh! lol

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0

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Reply #9 posted 12/14/12 3:31pm

XxAxX

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mad i don't get it. they're married. it IS a life sentence

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Reply #10 posted 12/14/12 4:05pm

Timmy84	^ They meant the sex.
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Reply #11 posted 12/14/12 5:12pm

HuMpThAnG
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Reply #12 posted 12/14/12 7:32pm

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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
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Reply #13 posted 12/14/12 9:36pm

PurpleJedi

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