Ottensen said:

paintedlady said:

I did this too... but I only beat my ex up with a pillow and yelled at him right after he came while I was on top. I was yelling "You are such a lousy fuck- Dammit!!! Why can't you al least try to make me cum once!!"

His dick shrunk and I chased him out my place, he got dressed in the outside hallway.... I threw his clothes in the hallway, neighbors witnessed everything, I was not caring one bit. Took him weeks before he asked me for sex again.

Yeah.... it was "fight week".

Damn, woman, you hot-blooded like a mofo!

um... yeah, well.....

TD3 said:

paintedlady said:

NOPE

that's why he is an EX.

I beat him up with a pillow and threw him out a few times, and he just got used to it. It got to a point where as soon and he squeezed off a nut he would get up, scoop up his clothes and start walking out the bedroom dressing along the way apologizing. I wouldn't even allow his dick to dry before he was out of my apartment.

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NEXT!

You know you crazy.

I ain't made at cha, if a man doesn't know how to please you, kick him to the curb. I'm not sure I'd chase him out of my place naked but hey, you never can say what you'll do when you are horny, in the throes of passion, and there are no fireworks... DUD.

You got THAT right! Life is too short to keep putting up with lousy sex.

Painted, you scared me with that...

Timmy84 said:

Painted, you scared me with that...

I'm not that bad anymore, met a better guy who puts in a real effort. So now I behave.

I feel like I did a Rick James confession...

"Dick is a helluva drug".

paintedlady said:

I feel like I did a Rick James confession...

"Dick is a helluva drug".

paintedlady said:

Timmy84 said:

Painted, you scared me with that...

I'm not that bad anymore, met a better guy who puts in a real effort. So now I behave.

paintedlady said:

I did this too... but I only beat my ex up with a pillow and yelled at him right after he came while I was on top. I was yelling "You are such a lousy fuck- Dammit!!! Why can't you al least try to make me cum once!!"

His dick shrunk and I chased him out my place, he got dressed in the outside hallway.... I threw his clothes in the hallway, neighbors witnessed everything, I was not caring one bit. Took him weeks before he asked me for sex again.

Damn right, fuck that.

OnlyNDaUsa said:

LadyCasanova said:

paintedlady said:

I did this too... but I only beat my ex up with a pillow and yelled at him right after he came while I was on top. I was yelling "You are such a lousy fuck- Dammit!!! Why can't you al least try to make me cum once!!"

His dick shrunk and I chased him out my place, he got dressed in the outside hallway.... I threw his clothes in the hallway, neighbors witnessed everything, I was not caring one bit. Took him weeks before he asked me for sex again.

Damn right, fuck that.

I just read a news article that was way more disturbing than this.

NSFW warning: it involves a knife and bad hygiene.

But this woman had come in her estranged husband's house and demanded to get her pussy suck. Two men was in the house. The estranged husband's friend declined but the estranged husband agreed but stopped when he caught the stench of her stank ass pussy (apparently she hadn't taken a bath in weeks). Pissed off, the woman got a knife and shouted, "someone's gonna eat my pussy or I'm gonna cut your fucking throat." After this, they called the cops on her and she was arrested for intent to bodily harm someone.

Timmy84 said:

I just read a news article that was way more disturbing than this.

NSFW warning: it involves a knife and bad hygiene.

But this woman had come in her estranged husband's house and demanded to get her pussy suck. Two men was in the house. The estranged husband's friend declined but the estranged husband agreed but stopped when he caught the stench of her stank ass pussy (apparently she hadn't taken a bath in weeks). Pissed off, the woman got a knife and shouted, "someone's gonna eat my pussy or I'm gonna cut your fucking throat." After this, they called the cops on her and she was arrested for intent to bodily harm someone.

We had a thread about it back then.

I would be lambasting her but that then would be fronting like I don't get mad at bad intercourse.

PurpleJedi said:

Timmy84 said:

I just read a news article that was way more disturbing than this.

NSFW warning: it involves a knife and bad hygiene.

But this woman had come in her estranged husband's house and demanded to get her pussy suck. Two men was in the house. The estranged husband's friend declined but the estranged husband agreed but stopped when he caught the stench of her stank ass pussy (apparently she hadn't taken a bath in weeks). Pissed off, the woman got a knife and shouted, "someone's gonna eat my pussy or I'm gonna cut your fucking throat." After this, they called the cops on her and she was arrested for intent to bodily harm someone.

We had a thread about it back then.

Must've missed it. I mean, that's just disgusting.

My thing would of shrunk after seeing her.

I encourage this type of behavoir. Even those guys look like drug addicts.

Men shouldnt be giving out 3-10 minutes of sex like most girls usually get. Chop their willy off I say.

OnlyNDaUsa said:

I remember this one time me and the lady I was seeing made love for the first time. It was so exciting and new and I lasted all of 35 seconds. Well I start to cry and I said "that has never happened..."

She says "oh it is okay you were just a little excited i am sure it will be longer next time..."

and I looked at her lovingly with tears in my eyes and said "Longer? What do you mean longer? 35 seconds is a personal best..."

I sure miss her.