1)If you had a life outside the org what would you be doing?

2)If u had an orger outside your life in your life outside inside hokey kokey what would u b up2?

3)If u indeed could answer the above question... what did it mean?

4)If other worlds exist... how come Narnia cant be accessed from wardrobes?

5)If scientists and broadcasters are so clever... how come when adverts are on 4 the ladies monthlys the stuff is blue?

6)If u made a living from selling magic beans, how may cows do you think you'd have by now?

7)If an alien came down right now and offered 2 show u puppies, would u follow?

8)If u had a hammer, would u really hammer in the morning?

9)If u love the org so much why dont u take your holidays here?

10)If all time present is now, and all time past is past and all the future is in the future... why do we have repeats of Simpsons on channel 2?

Thank you for wasting valuable time on this thread, I realise i've taken some of your life away... but i wont give it back so you should've known better

The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe!

After reading this book as a child, I tried to find a hidden doorway in the back of my wardrobe.

1)If you had a life outside the org what would you be doing?

trying to fill that blank in my life, that now is the org

2)If u had an orger outside your life in your life outside inside hokey kokey what would u b up2?

Exactly that

3)If u indeed could answer the above question... what did it mean?

Do you like flying monkees on toast for breakfast

4)If other worlds exist... how come Narnia cant be accessed from wardrobes?

You can only enter Monsters Inc from wardrobes

5)If scientists and broadcasters are so clever... how come when adverts are on 4 the ladies monthlys the stuff is blue?

They are clever, but also very color-deaf

6)If u made a living from selling magic beans, how may cows do you think you'd have by now?

I'm only interested in lila milka-cows, so about 12

7)If an alien came down right now and offered 2 show u puppies, would u follow?

I like puppies for breakfast, so sure

8)If u had a hammer, would u really hammer in the morning?

I would hammer in the evening

9)If u love the org so much why dont u take your holidays here?

I want to have a sun-guaranteed vacation and it's pretty rainy on the org sometimes

10)If all time present is now, and all time past is past and all the future is in the future... why do we have repeats of Simpsons on channel 2?

We don't...