FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURY
Once upon a time, in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat,contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said:
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set-up housekeeping in your castle with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever
feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously
on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,

She chuckled and thought to herself:





I don't fucking think so!



Disclaimer - My jokes usually go down like a lead balloon around here (probably due to my slightly warped sense of humour ) so tell me some of your best jokes and make me laugh.

Where did Humpty Dumpty put his hat?




Humpty dumped his hat on the wall!

That is the 2003 woman!

Haystack said:

I can't believe I just laughed at that!