Thread started 11/30/12 12:36amfunkpill |
A Senior Citizen Goes In For His Yearly Physical With his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he says
"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"  |
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Reply #1 posted 11/30/12 1:00am
Fonkyman |
funkpill said:
With his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he says
"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
 No fun getting old.
My wife just found out she was adopted. She was devastated and kept asking me "Why didn't they want me?"
I took her in my arms & comforted her. After a while, still crying, she kissed me & asked me to make love to her. This only led to more tears.
On reflection, banging her up the arse & shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" halfway through might have been a little insensitive?
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Reply #2 posted 11/30/12 2:24am
chocolate1 
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Happy Friday, Funkpill! 
"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."
-Cher, "Woman's World" |
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Reply #3 posted 11/30/12 2:38am
ThisOne |
i'm sure all that stuff can also b found on his sheets  mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus |
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Reply #4 posted 11/30/12 2:39am
ThisOne |
Fonkyman said:
funkpill said:
With his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he says
"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
No fun getting old.
My wife just found out she was adopted. She was devastated and kept asking me "Why didn't they want me?"
I took her in my arms & comforted her. After a while, still crying, she kissed me & asked me to make love to her. This only led to more tears.
On reflection, banging her up the arse & shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" halfway through might have been a little insensitive?
mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus |
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Reply #5 posted 11/30/12 7:22am
PurpleJedi 
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Happy Friday!!! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Reply #7 posted 11/30/12 9:12am
kiasheri 
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I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! |
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Reply #9 posted 11/30/12 9:50am
purplethunder3
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 |
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Reply #13 posted 12/01/12 10:51pm
Fury 
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You can find all that on a freaky date the next morning |
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Reply #14 posted 12/02/12 5:19pm
Ace 
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funkpill said:
With his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he says
"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
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Reply #15 posted 12/02/12 5:20pm
Ace
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Fonkyman said:
funkpill said:
With his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he says
"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
No fun getting old.
My wife just found out she was adopted. She was devastated and kept asking me "Why didn't they want me?"
I took her in my arms & comforted her. After a while, still crying, she kissed me & asked me to make love to her. This only led to more tears.
On reflection, banging her up the arse & shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" halfway through might have been a little insensitive?
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Reply #16 posted 12/02/12 5:25pm
Timmy84 |
Fonkyman said:
funkpill said:
With his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he says
"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
No fun getting old.
My wife just found out she was adopted. She was devastated and kept asking me "Why didn't they want me?"
I took her in my arms & comforted her. After a while, still crying, she kissed me & asked me to make love to her. This only led to more tears.
On reflection, banging her up the arse & shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" halfway through might have been a little insensitive?
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Reply #17 posted 12/02/12 7:25pm
Dave1992 |
Fonkyman said:
funkpill said:
With his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he says
"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
No fun getting old.
My wife just found out she was adopted. She was devastated and kept asking me "Why didn't they want me?"
I took her in my arms & comforted her. After a while, still crying, she kissed me & asked me to make love to her. This only led to more tears.
On reflection, banging her up the arse & shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" halfway through might have been a little insensitive?
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