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Thread started 11/30/12 12:36am

funkpill

A Senior Citizen Goes In For His Yearly Physical

With his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room, he says

"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!" confused

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Reply #1 posted 11/30/12 1:00am

Fonkyman

funkpill said:

With his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room, he says

"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!" confused

lol No fun getting old.

My wife just found out she was adopted. She was devastated and kept asking me "Why didn't they want me?"

I took her in my arms & comforted her. After a while, still crying, she kissed me & asked me to make love to her. This only led to more tears.

On reflection, banging her up the arse & shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" halfway through might have been a little insensitive?

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Reply #2 posted 11/30/12 2:24am

chocolate1

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lol

Happy Friday, Funkpill! hug


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #3 posted 11/30/12 2:38am

ThisOne

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lol

i'm sure all that stuff can also b found on his sheets giggle

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Reply #4 posted 11/30/12 2:39am

ThisOne

Fonkyman said:

funkpill said:

With his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room, he says

"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!" confused

lol No fun getting old.

My wife just found out she was adopted. She was devastated and kept asking me "Why didn't they want me?"

I took her in my arms & comforted her. After a while, still crying, she kissed me & asked me to make love to her. This only led to more tears.

On reflection, banging her up the arse & shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" halfway through might have been a little insensitive?

lol

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Reply #5 posted 11/30/12 7:22am

PurpleJedi

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lol

Happy Friday!!!

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #6 posted 11/30/12 9:06am

Nothinbutjoy

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doh!

lol

Happy Friday Funkhoney!!

hug martini dancing jig rose

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Reply #7 posted 11/30/12 9:12am

kiasheri

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lol lol lol lol lol

I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!!
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Reply #8 posted 11/30/12 9:12am

Timmy84

lol

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Reply #9 posted 11/30/12 9:50am

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biggrin

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https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #10 posted 11/30/12 12:20pm

paintedlady

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lol

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Reply #11 posted 12/01/12 1:36pm

morningsong

That' so icky. lol
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Reply #12 posted 12/01/12 8:01pm

wildgoldenhone
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lol And GROSS! lol

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Reply #13 posted 12/01/12 10:51pm

Fury

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You can find all that on a freaky date the next morning
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Reply #14 posted 12/02/12 5:19pm

Ace

funkpill said:

With his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room, he says

"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!" confused

spit

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Reply #15 posted 12/02/12 5:20pm

Ace

Fonkyman said:

funkpill said:

With his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room, he says

"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!" confused

lol No fun getting old.

My wife just found out she was adopted. She was devastated and kept asking me "Why didn't they want me?"

I took her in my arms & comforted her. After a while, still crying, she kissed me & asked me to make love to her. This only led to more tears.

On reflection, banging her up the arse & shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" halfway through might have been a little insensitive?

falloff

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Reply #16 posted 12/02/12 5:25pm

Timmy84

Fonkyman said:

funkpill said:

With his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room, he says

"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!" confused

lol No fun getting old.

My wife just found out she was adopted. She was devastated and kept asking me "Why didn't they want me?"

I took her in my arms & comforted her. After a while, still crying, she kissed me & asked me to make love to her. This only led to more tears.

On reflection, banging her up the arse & shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" halfway through might have been a little insensitive?

faint lol

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Reply #17 posted 12/02/12 7:25pm

Dave1992

Fonkyman said:

funkpill said:

With his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room, he says

"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!" confused

lol No fun getting old.

My wife just found out she was adopted. She was devastated and kept asking me "Why didn't they want me?"

I took her in my arms & comforted her. After a while, still crying, she kissed me & asked me to make love to her. This only led to more tears.

On reflection, banging her up the arse & shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" halfway through might have been a little insensitive?

spit

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Reply #18 posted 12/02/12 7:29pm

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