Ok..I think everyone must have an office or co-worker jerk, it comes with the job that we have to put up with these strange knobs everyday..


Some are funny and others downright annoying. How do you cope? What are they like? Describe them and tell me a funny story about them.

One of my managers is the office jerk, he is sooo boring and goes on and on about nothing, just pure drivel really. I just have to take the piss out of him, that is the only way I can speak to him...cant help it, but he is such a tit.


I kinda feel sorry for him cos he is not a horrible person at all, that prompted me to start this thread as there are 3 people from my company going down to London for a conference...the two men didnt go with him and have booked into separate hotel and not told Kevin. These guys are gonna large it tonite with a curry and loads of beers while Kevin will probably stay in and read a book. I felt sorry for the man. That is not nice.. I think he even enjoys me taking the piss out of him cos at least I give him attention even though he doesnt understand me!

He is not allowed to wear my new sneaker designs, even the boss has told him cos he will make them look uncool and it is bad advertising...I have many stories, but I wanna hear yours first!

Are you all the freakin' jerks???


Is that why nobody is replying?

My office jerk... used to be my old manager she was a right sad old cow and ended up making me best work mate leave she spent all her time panicking and doin nothing and going to talk to the MD about everything...

She was a sad...

Then theres afew people that look down on me because I am the youngest there and they abit shouty...

I hate work

I just have annoying people at work.

Tom* is annoying in that he sings 80's songs all day long and can't carry a tune and he's always saying that he's dumping me... I don't get it and it is annoying.

Marci* is annoying in that she bitches about nothing all day long.

Dacri* is annoying in that the moment she walks in the door she whines to go home... up until she finally gets to and she claims she wants to stay.

Dick* is annoying in that he looks like Shrek and he likes to flirt and ask me if I think he is attractive and why he can't get a girlfriend... over and over and over again. I finally told him it may be because he is annoying... at this he just laughed.

Nicki* is annoying in that she bitches about others not doing work yet she stands and talks on the phone all day long to this guy she's fucking and then asks us to cover for her with her husband.

*Names changed in case anyone I work with comes here. Of course, if they do, they'll know who they are.

Watching my former partners drive the company slowly to bankruptcy is rather annoying.

AzureStar said:

I will answer back soon..I am on yahoo..yeah I am also guilty of bumping my thread up but seriously, i will get back to you!

One, Steve, thought he was gods gift to women, he had the tiniest prick and used to before he went into the mens showers after football.. to make it look 'acceptable'


He was a tw*t! And oggled over porn sites like a 9 year old, but probably didnt unedrstand them...


such aloser...