I think we're in need of a serious "Best Fake Tracklist" competition.




Dammit.

KS! how's it hanging?

Hey there were a few fake tracklists recently in the Prince forum... when people were discussing "Two Thousand Free"

Prince has recently been recording a funky new album entitled; 'Kiss My Ring', with a new band. Guest musicians on the album are rumoured to include Sheila E, Wendy and Lisa, Dr Ruth Westheimer and Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.

The tracklist runs thus;

1. Kiss My Ring
2. 4 Skin
3. God, U R Making It Rain When I Said Not 2
4. Lick My Elbow
5. Beautiful Turd Breakfast
6. One Hand Sex
7. Mystical Pubic Sandwich (feat. Doris Day)
8. My Knee Stops Me Dancing (Cod Liver Oil Mix)
9. Male Menopause
10. Viagra - Eye Can't Get It Up No Longer
11. Yo Breath Is Like Shit
12. A Fart In The Garden


And this is totally true, too. Paisley Park will put out an official press release on the 31st Feb 2003.

ian said:

Were they any good?


Just the other day I was thinking about some of 2the9s's old tracklists, and I remembered spitting pop out my nose and into my keyboard...

In other words, I need humor.

Nah man, you need "humour". It's like "humor" only it includes irony and sarcasm as well

ian said:

Damn foreigners...can't talk American right...dammit...

"Cletus, Billy, Billy Ray, Joe, Joe, Joe, Cletus Ray...stop playin' fetch wit Geetch and git me muh gun...gotta shoot me uh damn foreigner who don't talk no American..."

- Vexy Flamer
- I Wanna be your moder..
- Orgnotational Stalker
- A Lock Bizarre
- OrgQuake
- Lockvexy
- It's Gonna Be An Hysterical Night
- PA-PA

Plus four hidden tracks :

- U Got the Lock
- The Org
- Post O' the times
- Baby Ice's a Star
[This message was edited Thu Feb 27 17:58:05 PST 2003 by Aerogram]

KingSausage said:

I remember those KS. they were mainly involving U? and they were hilarious! i mean, u either made the lists, OR they were concerning u somehow, but NOT ALWAYS. some had me running 2 the bathroom btween posts...they were almost always PRINCE titles. that was when there was LOTS of humour on the org, especially the "old org."

grandebelle said:

Thank you...the best fake tracklists were definitely 2the9s's though; mine largely sucked.

KingSausage said:

I wish the fools who ran this site would open the Old GD. There was gold in them thar hills!

Damn, you tore that shit up KS! I think I still have that one mega one that you did somewhere.

"Hit Me, Tommy, One More Time" (a duet with Pamela Anderson and Mayte)...


That was always one of my favorites...lol

KingSausage said:

I 4get exactly who all the "other talent" was, but yes, i remember 2the9s's stuff. too funny. I even gave it a go once or twice. lots of us did! of late, we had a thread referring 2 prince's alleged upcoming new album "two thousand free" i believe, and u should look at that thread. the org definately is not funny like it was back then, but his thread had some funny fake tracklists based on prince's new songs...i thought 4 sure you'd be adding UR list. ppl really got 2 "feelin it". BTW, nice to see u posting. the long time orgers either dont post much, or have left & we get all these newbies... the newbies on that thread though have the talent 4 the "tracklists!". yeah, those were the days!...

grandebelle said:

LMAO! I saw that thread!

Brought back such wonderful memories.

2the9s said:

It was a hoot wasnt it 2the9s's? & it DID bring back memories...it's seldom i any more on here, but i did at that thread. i needed it too! i too wish we could get at our old GD files! whats up with that? i thought we were to get access eventually???

I miss the old fake tracklists too.
DarthBane did have everyone going
for a bit with his fake tracklist
last week. Brought back memories

I think the reason that there aint so many
fake tracklists any more is because it was
the sort of thing 'GD forum' orgers used to
do, and they rarely bother posting on the
'Prince' forum anymore. The 'Prince' forum
orgers don't seem to go for those kind of
humor threads nowadays.

2the9s said:

Any chance of this happenning? Pretty please?

Sounds like we to start a petition.