I must know!!!

Oh NO, miss honey. No.

johns alterego is actually a butch lumberjack named bobby rick-steve who enjoys ESPN, NASCAR, and NACHOS.

and occasionally goes out and hooks as as a one-legged princess named ley-me orgasma:

[img:$uid]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.parentdish.co.uk/media/2011/06/rexdad1336002aa.jpg[/img:$uid]

cborgman said:

johns alterego is actually a butch lumberjack named bobby rick-steve who enjoys ESPN, NASCAR, and NACHOS.

and occasionally goes out and hooks as as a one-legged princess named ley-me orgasma:

[img:$uid]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.parentdish.co.uk/media/2011/06/rexdad1336002aa.jpg[/img:$uid]

GOOD GAWD

cborgman said:

johns alterego is actually a butch lumberjack named bobby rick-steve who enjoys ESPN, NASCAR, and NACHOS.

and occasionally goes out and hooks as as a one-legged princess named ley-me orgasma:

[img:$uid]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.parentdish.co.uk/media/2011/06/rexdad1336002aa.jpg[/img:$uid]

Are u callin me fat ANDDDDDDDDD stumpy, motherfucker???

And let's not get it twisted, in reality the worst part of that pic is not that he's fillin the outfit without proper support undergarments or that he's a one-legged leia, but the fact that he's an unproperly supported one legged FLIP FLOP wearing Leia. Just cause you got one foot doesn't mean you get to go all lazy on the other.

johnart said:

Oh NO, miss honey. No.

This wasn't you standing up for the fat people

johnart said:

And let's not get it twisted, in reality the worst part of that pic is not that he's fillin the outfit without proper support undergarments or that he's a one-legged leia, but the fact that he's an unproperly supported one legged FLIP FLOP wearing Leia. Just cause you got one foot doesn't mean you get to go all lazy on the other.

Gunsnhalen said:

johnart said:

Oh NO, miss honey. No.

This wasn't you standing up for the fat people

With every video you post I dislike him more.
LAwd I hope you don't really think me that similar to this dude.

cborgman said:

johnart said:

And let's not get it twisted, in reality the worst part of that pic is not that he's fillin the outfit without proper support undergarments or that he's a one-legged leia, but the fact that he's an unproperly supported one legged FLIP FLOP wearing Leia. Just cause you got one foot doesn't mean you get to go all lazy on the other.

Seriously, you can afford shoes. They last you twice as fuckin long.

Gunsnhalen said:

johnart said:

Oh NO, miss honey. No.

This wasn't you standing up for the fat people

HEY!!! that location they filmed in is LIPS, a favorite resteraunt of mine that does drag dinners. that's my go-to birthday dinner spot. best frozen cosmos in the city.

i even took john and some orgers to the old location

johnart said:

Gunsnhalen said:

This wasn't you standing up for the fat people

With every video you post I dislike him more.
LAwd I hope you don't really think me that similar to this dude.

AHAHAHAAAH of course not!, he just happened to somewhat look you in one of the videos.. i was like ahh jonart.

He is a snarky she-bass

cborgman said:

Gunsnhalen said:

This wasn't you standing up for the fat people

HEY!!! that location they filmed in is LIPS, a favorite resteraunt of mine that does drag dinners. that's my go-to birthday dinner spot. best frozen cosmos in the city.

i even took john and some orgers to the old location

And we had a FAAAB time.

johnart said:

cborgman said:

HEY!!! that location they filmed in is LIPS, a favorite resteraunt of mine that does drag dinners. that's my go-to birthday dinner spot. best frozen cosmos in the city.

i even took john and some orgers to the old location

And we had a FAAAB time.

next time we will go to the new location. sooooooo much better and BIG. tall ass ceilings, light system, little prosecnium stage with wings. its the shit

Gunsnhalen said:

johnart said:

With every video you post I dislike him more.
LAwd I hope you don't really think me that similar to this dude.

AHAHAHAAAH of course not!, he just happened to somewhat look you in one of the videos.. i was like ahh jonart.

He is a snarky she-bass

cborgman said:

[img:$uid]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.parentdish.co.uk/media/2011/06/rexdad1336002aa.jpg[/img:$uid]

Didn't she speak at the Democratic convention???

johnart said:

cborgman said:

[img:$uid]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.parentdish.co.uk/media/2011/06/rexdad1336002aa.jpg[/img:$uid]

Didn't she speak at the Democratic convention???

who didnt speak at the DNC?

i think i might have wandered drunkenly onto the stage and given a specch that consisted of my rendition of "macarthur park"

i cant really remember.

all i know is i woke up the next morning with a splitting headache, cake that melted in the rain, and bill clinton's cell number written on my forearm.

johnart said:

And let's not get it twisted, in reality the worst part of that pic is not that he's fillin the outfit without proper support undergarments or that he's a one-legged leia, but the fact that he's an unproperly supported one legged FLIP FLOP wearing Leia. Just cause you got one foot doesn't mean you get to go all lazy on the other.

Read 'em, Prof!

chocolate1 said:

johnart said:

And let's not get it twisted, in reality the worst part of that pic is not that he's fillin the outfit without proper support undergarments or that he's a one-legged leia, but the fact that he's an unproperly supported one legged FLIP FLOP wearing Leia. Just cause you got one foot doesn't mean you get to go all lazy on the other.

Read 'em, Prof!

cborgman said:

johnart said:

Didn't she speak at the Democratic convention???

who didnt speak at the DNC?

i think i might have wandered drunkenly onto the stage and given a specch that consisted of my rendition of "macarthur park"

i cant really remember.

all i know is i woke up the next morning with a splitting headache, cake that melted in the rain, and bill clinton's cell number written on my forearm.

Tammy Duckworth

Toss My Salad is an awesome song....just added this to my ipod. New work out song! HOLLA!!!!