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Thread started 11/19/12 1:26pm

PurpleJedi

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Who would do this to a poor car? (Chocolate1 please don't read this)

Florida’s most-blinged Camaro ZL1 brings out the haters in force

To paraphrase Rene Magritte, this is not a car. Yes, it is a Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 convertible, and it has an engine which can turn those 30-inch Forgiato gold saucers into forward motion. But the transformation by a Tampa tuning shop into what it calls the King ZL1 has placed the Camaro into the kind of debate heard around avant-garde galleries: Is it a piece of art, or a piece of garbage?

Built and shown by 813 Customs, the King ZL1 follows a similar effort on a less-powerful King Camaro unveiled earlier this year. Both required a near-complete teardown and reassembly, with bespoke fiberglass dash and door pieces to handle a Radio Shack's worth of speakers and monitors, including the three 23-inch TVs that pop up from the back seat. The outside gets a gold-chrome vinyl wrap, and the 6.2-liter V-8 also gets a brace of upgrades, such as a Whipple supercharger, that can never be used in anger thanks to custom-painted 30-inch Forgiato Maschili wheels that make the Camaro like Lolo Jones running hurdles in spike heels.

As someone who spends a lot of time reading what people say on the Internet about cars, I can safely say the King ZL1 has stirred a more heated reaction than any other vehicle I've seen in quite a spell. Camaro fans take their cars seriously, and the idea of turning a ZL1 into a slow-rolling rec room enrages many; one commenter called it "the murder of this American muscle car." The Facebook page of 813 Customs was so filled with invective, including some blatant racism, that the company's owner had to respond, noting that he's paid to build cars even when they're not to his personal taste (...)

full story HERE

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Reply #1 posted 11/19/12 1:35pm

Graycap23

U can't drive this car. Look at the clearence on the wheels.

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Reply #2 posted 11/19/12 1:42pm

PurpleJedi

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Graycap23 said:

U can't drive this car. Look at the clearence on the wheels.

Look at the second pic...there's still clearance for the wheels to turn. nod

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Reply #3 posted 11/19/12 1:44pm

Graycap23

PurpleJedi said:

Graycap23 said:

U can't drive this car. Look at the clearence on the wheels.

Look at the second pic...there's still clearance for the wheels to turn. nod

I'l talking about hitting bumps. Those tires would get shredded in the back by the fender.

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Reply #4 posted 11/19/12 1:52pm

PurpleJedi

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Graycap23 said:

PurpleJedi said:

Look at the second pic...there's still clearance for the wheels to turn. nod

I'l talking about hitting bumps. Those tires would get shredded in the back by the fender.

Ahh...I see.

nod

Believe it or not, I actually saw a pick-up truck with huge tires like that on the expressway. My first thought was; "How can he turn the wheels"? But he did just fine.

My buddy is into low-riders and he told me that back in Arizona, there's a trend to have the tires mounted at an angle inwards (so that they're not completely vertical). It's horrible on the tires and they wear so fast that it's an expensive habit since they need constant replacing.

...and yet they still do them like that...

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Reply #5 posted 11/19/12 3:33pm

XxAxX

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that is totally shiny

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Reply #6 posted 11/19/12 3:39pm

Visionnaire

Dat shit is tricked out.

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Reply #7 posted 11/19/12 3:40pm

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faint


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #8 posted 11/19/12 4:06pm

RodeoSchro

It looks totally natural parked in front of a used furniture store.

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Reply #9 posted 11/19/12 4:52pm

babynoz

More proof that money cannot buy class. I guess a gold grille in the mouth ain't enough these days. lol

Reminds me of the drug dealer who was propped up in the funeral home behind the wheel of a sports car. disbelief

Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise.
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Reply #10 posted 11/19/12 5:37pm

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Hi cousin Camaro, it's me Caprice! How ya doin'? eek

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It's just a ghetto thang.

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Reply #11 posted 11/19/12 10:49pm

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spit

chill..prince doesnt like men being front row, makes it hard to sing the ballads
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Reply #12 posted 11/20/12 2:42am

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MajesticOne89 said:

spit

Hey you!
How's school? hug


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

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Reply #13 posted 11/20/12 5:59am

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The Puerto Rican in me says YES, I would drive this car boxed ... but ONLY if I had the music bumping really loud so the bass rattled the windows of people's homes while I drove through leaned back in a mostly Puritanical predominantly upper middle class trendy neighborhood. Its too shiny for a working class neighborhood... too many potholes.

I am still looking for a Puerto Rican flag to be somewhere on that car.....you do know this car is perfect for the woman who doesn't like bitches sitting on the car because assprints would definately show up on that model.

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Reply #14 posted 11/20/12 6:02am

JoeTyler

ugh

on top of that, I bet it also smells funky... neutral

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Reply #15 posted 11/20/12 6:24am

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UncleGrandpa said:

Hi cousin Camaro, it's me Caprice! How ya doin'? eek

[img:$uid]http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/6606/1108incrediblehulkcareg.jpg[/img:$uid]

It's just a ghetto thang.

Ghetto fabulous lol

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Reply #16 posted 11/20/12 6:25am

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babynoz said:

More proof that money cannot buy class. I guess a gold grille in the mouth ain't enough these days. lol

Reminds me of the drug dealer who was propped up in the funeral home behind the wheel of a sports car. disbelief

eek lol

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Reply #17 posted 11/20/12 7:12am

PurpleJedi

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paintedlady said:

The Puerto Rican in me says YES, I would drive this car boxed ... but ONLY if I had the music bumping really loud so the bass rattled the windows of people's homes while I drove through leaned back in a mostly Puritanical predominantly upper middle class trendy neighborhood. Its too shiny for a working class neighborhood... too many potholes.

I am still looking for a Puerto Rican flag to be somewhere on that car.....you do know this car is perfect for the woman who doesn't like bitches sitting on the car because assprints would definately show up on that model.

falloff

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Reply #18 posted 11/20/12 6:29pm

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babynoz said:

More proof that money cannot buy class. I guess a gold grille in the mouth ain't enough these days. lol

Reminds me of the drug dealer who was propped up in the funeral home behind the wheel of a sports car. disbelief

Oh Lawd, I remember that! There was a write up about it in Jet magazine years ago. I thought it was the drug dealer's son. Anyway, it was tacky and bamma as hell...nuccah was propped up in a mammy-made Rolls Royce casket holding a fan of $100 bills. rolleyes

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Reply #19 posted 11/20/12 8:03pm

babynoz

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babynoz said:

More proof that money cannot buy class. I guess a gold grille in the mouth ain't enough these days. lol

Reminds me of the drug dealer who was propped up in the funeral home behind the wheel of a sports car. disbelief

Oh Lawd, I remember that! There was a write up about it in Jet magazine years ago. I thought it was the drug dealer's son. Anyway, it was tacky and bamma as hell...nuccah was propped up in a mammy-made Rolls Royce casket holding a fan of $100 bills. rolleyes

I'm tellin ya, I bet the fool who owns this car will do the same thing, lol

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