If you could make any horror movie character your slave to do whatever dirty revengeful deeds you wanted, who would you choose?

How much more money do you think you could make a year if you were selling your body on the side, while having your same daily job & hours?

If you were given the option to save the homeless by having a sex marathon with complete strangers not of your choosing [for each person you have sex with, you save someone from poverty] how many people do you think you could save??

What color best usually represents your everyday mood & why?

If you were given free plastic surgery [of whatever kind], what would you change on yourself?

Do you think vampires could spread STD's?

What is one skill you wish you had, & why?

If you were offered a million dollars [in whatever currency you choose] for every limb you ALLOWED to be chopped off of your body, how many millions would you make & which limb[s] would you choose?

If two of your most sexually desired celebrities shows up @ your doorstep & asks you to hold their gym bags & promises you sex when they come back to pick up their gym bags, then leave, & cops show up around your place of residents 10 minutes later, bursts in all of your doors & windows & beats the shit out you, then arrests you for the contents that are in those gym bags, & as you're being put in the police car, you see the two celebs hidden on top of a building next to where you stay [or in some bushes nearby] with binoculars & snacks laughing @ you, & when you get to police station, you found it was all a joke & end up having glorious awesome sex with both celebrities, then when it's all over & you go back home, you find out your house has totally been gutted by thieves [since the doors & windows were all busted & broken], How would you feel, What would you do??

Welp, since Planetary ascension to the 5th dimension will happen tomorrow [March 21 2013 ...duh. ] & approximately one-half of current humanity will accompany Earth on its dimensional shift , what are you going to do tonight, since you could be one of them???

[Edited 11/7/12 19:28pm]

March 20 2013 Questionnaire

If you could make any horror movie character your slave to do whatever dirty revengeful deeds you wanted, who would you choose?

Al Pacino in the Devil's Advocate

How much more money do you think you could make a year if you were selling your body on the side, while having your same daily job & hours?

$300,000

If you were given the option to save the homeless by having a sex marathon with complete strangers not of your choosing [for each person you have sex with, you save someone from poverty] how many people do you think you could save??

ZIP!!!

What color best usually represents your everyday mood & why?

RED. it is the color of family and close relations.

If you were given free plastic surgery [of whatever kind], what would you change on yourself?

tummy tuck

Do you think vampires could spread STD's?

no

What is one skill you wish you had, & why?

electronics creator, to make advances in technology

If you were offered a million dollars [in whatever currency you choose] for every limb you ALLOWED to be chopped off of your body, how many millions would you make & which limb[s] would you choose?

i'ld be a brokes ass

If two of your most sexually desired celebrities shows up @ your doorstep & asks you to hold their gym bags & promises you sex when they come back to pick up their gym bags, then leave, & cops show up around your place of residents 10 minutes later, bursts in all of your doors & windows & beats the shit out you, then arrests you for the contents that are in those gym bags, & as you're being put in the police car, you see the two celebs hidden on top of a building next to where you stay [or in some bushes nearby] with binoculars & snacks laughing @ you, & when you get to police station, you found it was all a joke & end up having glorious awesome sex with both celebrities, then when it's all over & you go back home, you find out your house has totally been gutted by thieves [since the doors & windows were all busted & broken], How would you feel, What would you do??

i'ld feel like the cat that caught the golden goose. I'D SUE 'EM ALL!!!

Welp, since Planetary ascension to the 5th dimension will happen tomorrow [March 21 2013 ...duh. ] & approximately one-half of current humanity will accompany Earth on its dimensional shift , what are you going to do tonight, since you could be one of them???

gettin as much sleep as i can, it's gonna be a bizzy day pickin out my new digs...

If you could make any horror movie character your slave to do whatever dirty revengeful deeds you wanted, who would you choose?

Idris Elba. Then after we could have endless back breaking, backboard splitting, counter table sliding, chandelier hanging sex afterwards.

How much more money do you think you could make a year if you were selling your body on the side, while having your same daily job & hours?

Hell if I know.

If you were given the option to save the homeless by having a sex marathon with complete strangers not of your choosing [for each person you have sex with, you save someone from poverty] how many people do you think you could save??

I wouldn't save anyone, because I wouldn't go that route in order to save someone from poverty. Sorry.

What color best usually represents your everyday mood & why?

Pink, because I'm sassy (most of the time).

If you were given free plastic surgery [of whatever kind], what would you change on yourself?

Liposuction for my mid section. Since I've lost 30 pounds in the past year and a half, it's gone down tremendously already, but it still isn't where it should be (for me).

Do you think vampires could spread STD's?

If they are already dead, then the bacteria couldn't live inside them, correct? So my answer is no.

What is one skill you wish you had, & why?

The ability to see into the future.

If you were offered a million dollars [in whatever currency you choose] for every limb you ALLOWED to be chopped off of your body, how many millions would you make & which limb[s] would you choose?

I wouldn't make any money. I'm keeping my damn limbs.

If two of your most sexually desired celebrities shows up @ your doorstep & asks you to hold their gym bags & promises you sex when they come back to pick up their gym bags, then leave, & cops show up around your place of residents 10 minutes later, bursts in all of your doors & windows & beats the shit out you, then arrests you for the contents that are in those gym bags, & as you're being put in the police car, you see the two celebs hidden on top of a building next to where you stay [or in some bushes nearby] with binoculars & snacks laughing @ you, & when you get to police station, you found it was all a joke & end up having glorious awesome sex with both celebrities, then when it's all over & you go back home, you find out your house has totally been gutted by thieves [since the doors & windows were all busted & broken], How would you feel, What would you do??

I'd burn their houses to the ground...anonymously of course. And then I'd sit in full view on top of another celeb's roof of their mansion with snacks and laugh my ass off when they show up in their limos wondering what the hell happened.

Welp, since Planetary ascension to the 5th dimension will happen tomorrow [March 21 2013 ...duh. ] & approximately one-half of current humanity will accompany Earth on its dimensional shift , what are you going to do tonight, since you could be one of them???

I need to think on this one.

[Edited 11/8/12 5:31am]

If you could make any horror movie character your slave to do whatever dirty revengeful deeds you wanted, who would you choose?

Hmmm.. im not turned on by actors.... Can George Micheal count?

How much more money do you think you could make a year if you were selling your body on the side, while having your same daily job & hours?

IDK... Guess it depends on if its just blow jobs or sex..

If you were given the option to save the homeless by having a sex marathon with complete strangers not of your choosing [for each person you have sex with, you save someone from poverty] how many people do you think you could save??

Zero... Id rather buy them food with my earnings from the blow jobs...

What color best usually represents your everyday mood & why?

red... it can be pretty, but also be mean!

If you were given free plastic surgery [of whatever kind], what would you change on yourself?

My nose

Do you think vampires could spread STD's?

No, they dont have blood do they?

What is one skill you wish you had, & why?

I wish I could sing... because I want to be adored by millions and get paid to do what I love!

If you were offered a million dollars [in whatever currency you choose] for every limb you ALLOWED to be chopped off of your body, how many millions would you make & which limb[s] would you choose?

eeek... What kind of sicko are you!

If two of your most sexually desired celebrities shows up @ your doorstep & asks you to hold their gym bags & promises you sex when they come back to pick up their gym bags, then leave, & cops show up around your place of residents 10 minutes later, bursts in all of your doors & windows & beats the shit out you, then arrests you for the contents that are in those gym bags, & as you're being put in the police car, you see the two celebs hidden on top of a building next to where you stay [or in some bushes nearby] with binoculars & snacks laughing @ you, & when you get to police station, you found it was all a joke & end up having glorious awesome sex with both celebrities, then when it's all over & you go back home, you find out your house has totally been gutted by thieves [since the doors & windows were all busted & broken], How would you feel, What would you do??

LMAO! wth titty!! I would be pissed! I would find the condoms and then have a dna test done THEN i would contact the tabloids.. Bitches..

Welp, since Planetary ascension to the 5th dimension will happen tomorrow [March 21 2013 ...duh. ] & approximately one-half of current humanity will accompany Earth on its dimensional shift , what are you going to do tonight, since you could be one of them???

I have no idea what this means..

Tittypants said:

If you could make any horror movie character your slave to do whatever dirty revengeful deeds you wanted, who would you choose?

Dexter. he could keep on doing what he does best, take out the bad guys.

How much more money do you think you could make a year if you were selling your body on the side, while having your same daily job & hours?

$1.50? i've never been great at marketing

If you were given the option to save the homeless by having a sex marathon with complete strangers not of your choosing [for each person you have sex with, you save someone from poverty] how many people do you think you could save??

i'd save the entire world

What color best usually represents your everyday mood & why?

rainbow. just because my mood changes in accordance with various factors in my daily environment. bright yellow when i wake up and am happy behind me on the way to work, and so on.

If you were given free plastic surgery [of whatever kind], what would you change on yourself?

scars removals

Do you think vampires could spread STD's?

yes. that's what vampirism is... innit?

What is one skill you wish you had, & why?

the ability to fly. it would just be way cool

If you were offered a million dollars [in whatever currency you choose] for every limb you ALLOWED to be chopped off of your body, how many millions would you make & which limb[s] would you choose?

zero dollars and no cutting!!!!

If two of your most sexually desired celebrities shows up @ your doorstep & asks you to hold their gym bags & promises you sex when they come back to pick up their gym bags, then leave, & cops show up around your place of residents 10 minutes later, bursts in all of your doors & windows & beats the shit out you, then arrests you for the contents that are in those gym bags, & as you're being put in the police car, you see the two celebs hidden on top of a building next to where you stay [or in some bushes nearby] with binoculars & snacks laughing @ you, & when you get to police station, you found it was all a joke & end up having glorious awesome sex with both celebrities, then when it's all over & you go back home, you find out your house has totally been gutted by thieves [since the doors & windows were all busted & broken], How would you feel, What would you do??

i'd set my transphere spinning like a quantum top, enabling me to jump the space time continuum back to five minutes prior to those same two hot celebs approaching me for the first time and i'd set a little trap for them. the police would be awaiting their arrival and, right as the two celebs handed me the gym bags, the cops would leap out of their hiding places, snap the cuffs on the two shame-faced celebs and threaten to take them downtown. then, right before the celebs were shoved into the squad car, i'd nobly step up and reveal that everything in the celebs' gym bags, although seemingly genuine, was only a movie prop. then, upon their release, the two celebs would be so grateful they'd offer to do me twice each, for a week of sundays. but i'd refuse. a person has to have their dignity after all, and they're obviously compeltely unworthy of the love fest that is me.

Welp, since Planetary ascension to the 5th dimension will happen tomorrow [March 21 2013 ...duh. ] & approximately one-half of current humanity will accompany Earth on its dimensional shift , what are you going to do tonight, since you could be one of them???

do a little happy dance right here in my happy pants. try not to be eaten by hungry aliens, make friends with the nice aliens. hide from the others....

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Tittypants said:

Tittypants said:

If you could make any horror movie character your slave to do whatever dirty revengeful deeds you wanted, who would you choose?

Michael Myers

How much more money do you think you could make a year if you were selling your body on the side, while having your same daily job & hours?

probably 10.000

If you were given the option to save the homeless by having a sex marathon with complete strangers not of your choosing [for each person you have sex with, you save someone from poverty] how many people do you think you could save??

it depends on whom I had to fuck, so perhaps I could save 100 or maybe only 2...

What color best usually represents your everyday mood & why?

my colors are usually dark blue, green, gray, red wine, black...and orange-white-light green-light blue in summer

If you were given free plastic surgery [of whatever kind], what would you change on yourself?

I'm not getting bald (yet!) but some extra hair for my "natural-since I was born" widow's peak would be appreciated

Do you think vampires could spread STD's?

I think vampires are immune to any human disease...

What is one skill you wish you had, & why?

nah...probably more focus, and ambition, I'm just one of those "because he could have done anything...he did nothing" guys...

If you were offered a million dollars [in whatever currency you choose] for every limb you ALLOWED to be chopped off of your body, how many millions would you make & which limb[s] would you choose?

probably 6 million $ (the five fingers of my left hand plus hand itself), I think I only use the left hand for videogames

If two of your most sexually desired celebrities shows up @ your doorstep & asks you to hold their gym bags & promises you sex when they come back to pick up their gym bags, then leave, & cops show up around your place of residents 10 minutes later, bursts in all of your doors & windows & beats the shit out you, then arrests you for the contents that are in those gym bags, & as you're being put in the police car, you see the two celebs hidden on top of a building next to where you stay [or in some bushes nearby] with binoculars & snacks laughing @ you, & when you get to police station, you found it was all a joke & end up having glorious awesome sex with both celebrities, then when it's all over & you go back home, you find out your house has totally been gutted by thieves [since the doors & windows were all busted & broken], How would you feel, What would you do??

nah, I probably would have asked for a blowjob right away, specially if one of the celebrities was Naomi Watts

Welp, since Planetary ascension to the 5th dimension will happen tomorrow [March 21 2013 ...duh. ] & approximately one-half of current humanity will accompany Earth on its dimensional shift , what are you going to do tonight, since you could be one of them???

I seriously don't know what you're talking about, sounds like google-wikipedia stuff, I'll check this out