Cuz if it is...sheeesh!!...

(From the L.A. Daily News)

"Jackson Paid Shaman for Voodoo Hex on Spielberg

Brace yourselves. Just when you thought there was nothing left to learn about Micheal Jackson, reports Entertainment Weekly, there comes a magazine article that unearths a nugget that Martin Bashir somehow missed in eight months of filming the King of Pop for a TV documentary.

According to an article in Vanity Fair, Jackson paid a West African shaman $150,000 three years ago to put a voodoo curse on Steven Spielberg, David Geffen, and 23 other enemies. It was supposed to kill them within a week.

The Malian witch doctor, named Baba, reportedly slaughtered 42 cows and had Jackson bathe in sheep's blood to seal the hex.

For his part, Spielberg says he doesn't know what Jackson has against him; the director and the singer have rarely met. "This is bizarre, but what else is new?" a Spielberg spokesman told The New York Daily News.

The Vanity Fair article also reports that the tip of Jackson's nose really is a prosthesis; without it, says one person who has seen the fake schnozz, he would look like "a mummy with two nostril holes".

"Among the aricle's other bombshells; Jackson bleaches his skin white and sometimes refers to black people as "spabooks", whatever that means.

Oh, but that's not all! A member of the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office says jackson paid for the silence of not one but at least 10 pre-pubescent boys, whom Jackson would replace annually, "as soon as they started sprouting whiskers."


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[This message was edited Wed Mar 5 12:06:28 PST 2003 by wellbeyond]

I heard about this earlier on The Early Show. The things people do to be number one in the book of weird.

Tina (~!~)

Puhllleeezzzeee! I am so tired of the media, and their fascination with Michael... Just leave him alone.

Hey, by the way did anyone catch Latoya on Larry King Live?

I did, the girl is finally looking like a lady. She has changed in so many ways...

She and Janet look so much alike.

Sag10

NettieSmiles said:

Hi Nettie!

sag10 said:

Yeah, they look alike on purpose. Lil' Kim will catch up eventually.

This news comes from the same Vanity Fair article in which the accused Michael of having a prosthetic nose.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/S...index.html

"Vanity Fair reported that Jackson wears a page-boy wig and a prosthesis that serves as the tip of his nose. The magazine interviewed a source close to Jackson who said that, without the device Jackson resembles a mummy with two nostril holes. "

see also: http://www.cnn.com/2003/S...index.html

That having been said, I am totally digging Stranger In Moscow and Earth Song this week.

Oh brother... gimme a break.


Oh...and, WRONG FORUM!!!

( I always wanted to do that, and since SkletonKee isn't around!)

nevermind...
[This message was edited Wed Mar 5 13:19:36 PST 2003 by tommyalma]

WRONG FORUM!

Yeah, wrong forum!!! ZERO STARS!!!
[This message was edited Wed Mar 5 13:40:58 PST 2003 by KingSausage]

CarrieLee said:

RIGHT FORUM!..lol

There is no other forum more appropriate for this than the GD forum...the only other forum would be "Music: Non-Prince"...and since this isn't about music, why would I post it there??... 8)

Wrong Forum!

Music: Non Prince - discuss other artists here

MJ is an artist ya know...

CarrieLee said:

That's debatable...I've heard Invincible!!!

CarrieLee said:

But I'm not discussing MJ's music...hence, why we gots a forum called "Prince: Music and More", and one simply called "Music: Non-Prince"...No "more" added into the title...lol...As well as the fact that I'm discussing a cultural happening: that is, the discussion of a cultural icon and his eccentric lifestyle...NOT a discussion about a musician...

I win!...
[This message was edited Wed Mar 5 13:46:33 PST 2003 by wellbeyond]

KingSausage said:

You've come around, I see...lol

wellbeyond said:

Wellbeyond will you just break down and admit you're wrong for once?



Besides, in 7 hours it will be my b-day which means whatever I do or say is right...because it's my day

MJ is sooo crazy

CarrieLee said:

On yer birfday, my dear, I will gladly be automatically wrong for an entire 24 hour period...

"Even if I'm right, I'll be wrong...it's automatic, too.."..

rdhull said:

He'd be even crazier were he in the right forum...just kidding, WB!

tommyalma said:

D'oh!...Why, I oughta...!! Pow!!...

tommyalma said:

CarrieLee said:

Yer 24 hours of "I'm Right" birfday priviledges are hereby now revoked...

LOL, imagine MJ sitting in a bath filled with blood praying 'kill Spielberg kill Spielberg kill Spielberg'

In other news:
* the stubble he sometimes sports is painted on his face
* he proposed 2 J.Lo but she turned him down
* Thriller was not only xclusively written and produced by Quicy, he also sung almost everything on the album, making MJ Vanilla Ice avant la lettre
* Oh, and btw, A member of the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office says jackson paid for the silence of not ten but at least 150 pre-pubescent boys, whom Jackson would replace annually, "as soon as they started sprouting whiskers."

SpcMs said:

It looks painted on...cant he pay someone to do it properly??

You are a complete FOOL if you believe any of this.

It's all true...my pet psychic told me that my cat told him so...

KingSausage said:

Your cat's a lyin' mf...

"This isnt True"