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A Man Opened The Door Of His BMW When suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. the man was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "You men are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the lady officer, "You're so worried about your stupid car,
that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaad...", replied the man, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!" | |
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If that's not a sign of the times then I don't know what is . Happy Friday, everybody ! | |
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I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Thank you! This is the first thread I read with the new power in my house!
Hope everyone affected by Sandy is doing okay... "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
My Albums: https://zillzmp.bandcamp.com/music My Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/zillz82 | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Get the hell Oughtta here | |
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mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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