October 26, 2012

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In Rod Stewart's new memoir, Rod: The Autobiography, the rocker reveals that he used to take cocaine anally, rather than risk destroying his nasal passages.

The former Faces man writes:

...we started buying anti-cold capsules from the chemist's, separating the two halves of the capsules, replacing their contents with a pinch of cocaine, and then taking the capsules anally, where, of course, the human body being a wonderful thing, they would dissolve effortlessly into the system.

In the book, Stewart also writes about losing his virginity aged 16 to an "old and larger" woman in a beer tent at the 1961 Beaulieu Jazz Festival, and how it partially inspired his song ''Maggie May''.

Stewart later explains that he and Ronnie Wood turned down famous groupie Cynthia Plaster Caster's offer to cast their penises because they were intimidated by the sizes of the examples they were shown, including those of Jimi Hendrix and Eric Burdon of The Animals.

Obviously it would have been a pleasure and an honour," writes Stewart. "However, Woody and I took a look at the rather challengingly splendid specimens on the table before us, considered for a moment the slightly more modest scale of our own endowments, and said, 'Hmm. Nah, I don't think so, thank you'."

The book also clears up the urban myth about Stewart once ingesting so much semen that he had to have his stomach pumped. Stewart writes that his former publicist Tony Toon made up the tale after he was fired.

Stewart says that Toon "fed the press a story in which, as a consequence of an evening spent orally servicing a gang of sailors in a gay bar in San Diego, I had been required to check into a hospital emergency room to have my stomach pumped."

He continues: "I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor... And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen nor of any other kind of semen."

Ouch!

I just bought this book. Should be a good read.

I'm not surprised to hear this about the cocaine. I used to know a guy years ago who shot herion into his eye balls to avoid track marks on his arms.

"Orally servicing a gang of sailors"...for some reason this line made me laugh out loud.

I never heard that story about Rod and the sailors. Even if it is true, do you honestly think he's going to admit it???

sounds like a good read!

Least he didn't snort the cocaine with his dick like Richard Pryor...

kitbradley said:

I never heard that story about Rod and the sailors. Even if it is true, do you honestly think he's going to admit it???

I've heard of it, but I heard that the people at the receiving end were his roadies, so this urban myth changed as it was passed from person to person.

Timmy84 said:

Least he didn't snort the cocaine with his dick like Richard Pryor...

Drugs are just tacky. How can anyone snort cocaine with a dick or ingest it in their ass.

Oh, and I do remember those rumors about him, when I was a kid (he can't be that old can he) sailors, semen, stomach pumping, all that. I never could figure out how many sailors would it take for such a feat. I mean, wouldn't you need jaw surgery afterwards.

Adorecream said:

Drugs are just tacky. How can anyone snort cocaine with a dick or ingest it in their ass.

It's easy when you know how

aftermath, "coca-do-da-do-do" i couldn't resist adding that line

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Timmy84 said:

Least he didn't snort the cocaine with his dick like Richard Pryor...

Tell me this ain't true.

Drugs are for bums!

ForgottenPassword said:

Timmy84 said:

Least he didn't snort the cocaine with his dick like Richard Pryor...

Tell me this ain't true.

Don't believe me? Ask Pam Grier lol

NDRU said:

Drugs are for bums!

Fury said:

So has sucked a dick before... Just not a sailor ?

morningsong said:

Ouch!

Ouch?

He used cold medicine capsule, not a thermos.

Fury said:

So has sucked a dick before... Just not a sailor ?

Yeah I picked up on that too.