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The best part about being an atheist is, you don't have to go to fucking church. | |
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The best part about being single is not having to lower the toilet seat. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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The best part about shopping is finding the perfect something, on sale. I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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The best part about being gay is that you don't have to lower the toilet seat even when you're not single | |
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The best part about having good aim is you never have to raise the toilet seat. | |
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The best part about toilets is they exist! A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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eww College Humor | |
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...ESPECIALLY after a long night at Happy Hour...
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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The best part of doing it as many times as you like is the sense of satisfaction that comes afterwards, & then, being able to sleep like a baby.
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The best part about the nights getting colder is being able to cuddle up in a big warm blanket. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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The best part about taking pain killers that kill your libido is that you don't have to touch yourself everytime you see a hot guy with no shirt on. | |
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The best part about the org is "Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?" | |
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The best part about waking up is getting out of the mental fuckup that was your dream... | |
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The best part about winter is not sweating and being able to put on some decent clothes
The best part about summer is watching half-naked (or practically naked) people for at least two months
The best part about eating lots of lettuce/vegetables is that your shit doesn't smell that bad
The best part about jacking off at a sex-shop is not having to clean up the mess once you're finished...
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Your poor daughter!
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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The best part... about music is hearing it played live!
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[Edited 10/20/12 14:56pm] "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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The best part about living by yourself is that when you come home from work, there aren't any extra dishes in the sink, dirty clothes in the hamper or food missing from the refrigerator.
The best part about going to the movies with mom is that I don't have to pay for my refreshments.
The best part about losing weight is that you don't have to buy new clothes because you are able to fit the ones you haven't been able to get into for a few years...which feel like new clothes anyway! (Today I was able to fit into my favorite pair of jeans that I hadn't been able to wear for the past 4 years!!!
The best part about going to the gym is being able to secretly stare at all the fine men in the weight area.
The best part about October is that the television is filled with tons of horror movies.
The best part about being 30 and single is feeling young, sexy and independent. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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This is one of the strangest "best part about" posts I've read lol | |
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I have a fairly big ass and I have to lower the toilet seat to poop. I actually don't raise it anymore because I never get pee on the seat. | |
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That fella's probably chucking up just at the state of the bathroom. He'll never get out.
The best thing about having dementia is not having to pretend you're nice anymore.
The best thing about having dementia is not having to lift the toilet seat, much less go anywhere near one. You can just shit in your pyjamas and have a good giggle about it.
The best thing about having dementia is being able to start your own cult based on the truth as you know it whilst pretending you know nothing of it.
The best thing about having dementia is being able to stand bollock naked shaking your arse at a policeman while pickpocketing his radio and being able to get away with it.
The best thing about Dyslexia is ouy anc ritew ohw yuo liek nad a olt fo epople nac sitll kame uot hwat yo'eru rytnig to asy.
Didamentia dementia? I forget.
The best thing about having dementia is pretending to be suffering with dementia.
The best thing about having dementia is your posts wont be the strangest ones you'll read on a Prince forum.
The best thing about having paranoia is that's it's everyone else's fault, the bastards... I heard that.
The best thing about being telepathic is...
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The best part about being single is not having to deal with lowered toilet seats. (my gay friends don't leave it up) 99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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OH...FUCKING...K | |
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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