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Thread started 10/23/12 2:48pm

PurpleJedi

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If every Orger donates $1,000....

...I can put a down payment on this car;

The Koenigsegg Agera R, built by an extraordinary man named Christian von Koenigsegg, in Angelholm, Sweden, last year laid waste to a bunch of Guinness production-car records, among them: zero to 186 miles per hour and back to zero in 21.19 seconds. The very car I'm driving, in fact. And it is, it feels like, a horizontal roller coaster: At rest, the Agera R always seems poised in space, then hit the gas, over the top, and straight down, bang, bang, bang go the gears. A plunging vertigo takes over, a forward free-fall. The momentum builds in inexorable squares of mass and you scream your face off.

The Agera R—$2.5 million or so, about 1,000 to 1,140 horsepower (depending on fuel), about 3,200 pounds—continues to crush passengers in excess of 1g of linear acceleration until somewhere north of 100 mph, at which point the car's aerodynamic shape begins to exert significant downforce (660 pounds at 155 mph). The rate of acceleration levels off but it's still going upstairs like crazy (124 to 186 mph takes 7 seconds). This is telemetry as pornography.

Mr. Koenigsegg estimates the car's top speed would clock in around 273 mph—faster than the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport's record of 267.8 mph—if, that is, he could find some stretch of Mars upon which to test it. On the company's conveniently located airfield, the prudent visitor gets on the brakes after touching 186 mph (I hit 190). The braking event from that speed requires less than 7 seconds and is likewise vigorous. It feels like your pants are going to fall off.

The Agera R's mugging of Newton begins with a bespoke, race-spec, dry-sump 5.0-liter, twin-turbocharged V8 weighing a mere 435 pounds and boasting some staggering statistics: 228 hp/liter of displacement; 737 pound-feet of torque from 2,700 to 7,300 rpm, with redline at 7,500 rpm; and a brake mean effective cylinder pressure (BMAP) of 28 bar, about 406 psi, which would blow most gas engines' spark plugs to the moon.

And the sound? Your ears are going to need condoms.

Sorry, it's about to get all geeky in here: The longitudinally midmounted V8 transfers power to the limited-slip e-diff through a Koenigsegg-designed seven-speed gearbox, with a twin-disc dry clutch and an 11-disc wet clutch arranged sequentially, working cooperatively, rather like a dual-clutch automated manual transmission. Still, under the best of circumstances, the Agera R's gearshifts are rough, and at light throttle and low speeds the car can buck and lurch like a poisoned pony.

The Agera R is hard-core in every way you'd hope: carbon-aluminum monocoque; stressed engine and gearbox; chro-mo subframes; pushrod suspension; adaptive damping, ride height and aero. For 2013 the company is offering astonishing, hollow carbon-fiber wheels—the front wheel with tire weighs less than 25 pounds. Other upgrades include a new spring-loaded, adaptive rear wing and the Triplex rear suspension, comprising a bidirectional hydraulic strut mounted horizontally between the pushrod rockers. My test car doesn't have the Triplex rear suspension. Mr. Koenigsegg says it improves the car's antisquat characteristics.

And speaking of squat: I know squat about how the Agera R handles. Considering the forces involved, the car is reasonably manageable on narrow, and wet, Swedish roads, just. It does have an amazing turning radius! You can turn this thing around in a drive-through. Mr. Koenigsegg assures me that his new car will pull in excess of 1.6 g lateral acceleration, and he is pondering a sub-7-minute go at the Nürburgring.

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Reply #1 posted 10/23/12 3:13pm

JoeTyler

I wouldn't buy that thing cuz I don't have a garage and I don't want it to be stolen

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Reply #2 posted 10/23/12 3:15pm

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JoeTyler said:

I wouldn't buy that thing cuz I don't have a garage and I don't want it to be stolen

hrmph

Okay then...

If every Orger donates $1,100...I can put a down payment on this car AND rent a garage.

nod

deal

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Reply #3 posted 10/23/12 3:28pm

JoeTyler

PurpleJedi said:

JoeTyler said:

I wouldn't buy that thing cuz I don't have a garage and I don't want it to be stolen

hrmph

Okay then...

If every Orger donates $1,100...I can put a down payment on this car AND rent a garage.

nod

deal

now you're talking!

unfortunately, I can only contribute with 10$

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Reply #4 posted 10/23/12 3:38pm

PurpleJedi

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JoeTyler said:

PurpleJedi said:

hrmph

Okay then...

If every Orger donates $1,100...I can put a down payment on this car AND rent a garage.

nod

deal

now you're talking!

unfortunately, I can only contribute with 10$

pout

27 views, and only ONE pledge.

For $1,090.00 LESS than required.

Thanks Joe...I do appreciate the sentiment.

But methinks the Org is not appreciating its "king" (as crowned by Zombie) very much right now.

Martial law going into full effect in 5...4...3...2...

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Reply #5 posted 10/23/12 5:14pm

XxAxX

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will you drive us around in it? if so, i'm in! woot!

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Reply #6 posted 10/23/12 5:54pm

PurpleJedi

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XxAxX said:

will you drive us around in it? if so, i'm in! woot!

You called shotgun, so SURE! nod

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Reply #7 posted 10/23/12 6:37pm

NDRU

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Sitting in traffic would totally rock in that thing!! woot!

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Reply #8 posted 10/23/12 7:18pm

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NDRU said:

Sitting in traffic would totally rock in that thing!! woot!

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Reply #9 posted 10/23/12 7:33pm

TD3

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Still got a Ford Pinto budget with Ferrari taste, hey? hmm

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Reply #10 posted 10/23/12 7:35pm

PurpleJedi

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TD3 said:

Still got a Ford Pinto budget with Ferrari taste, hey? hmm

pout

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Reply #11 posted 10/23/12 9:46pm

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Sure thing. Right after they kick in for the ride I've been asking for since last year. lol

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Reply #12 posted 10/23/12 9:47pm

PurpleJedi

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HatrinaHaterwitz said:

Sure thing. Right after they kick in for the ride I've been asking for since last year. lol

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Reply #13 posted 10/23/12 11:21pm

dJJ

not my taste at all.

I would not want to be seen in a car like that.

99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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Reply #14 posted 10/23/12 11:23pm

morningsong

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Oh boy I needed a good laugh.

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Reply #15 posted 10/23/12 11:26pm

OnlyNDaUsa

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what about the $3000 a month maintenance?

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Reply #16 posted 10/23/12 11:28pm

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Eh.....no thanks. It's dope, don't get me wrong, but I'm too tall & big to fit in most sports cars. confused So, I really wouldn't spend $ on a sports car ever. [plus I'm not flashy like that either shrug]

الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
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Reply #17 posted 10/23/12 11:29pm

missfee

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I can donate about 50 cents and some lent.

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Reply #18 posted 10/24/12 12:40am

free2bfreeda

only if it has kitchen and fold away bed in it.

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Reply #19 posted 10/24/12 12:43am

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Reply #20 posted 10/24/12 1:37am

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Gimme money............ I'm looking for a new vehicle. pray

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Reply #21 posted 10/24/12 1:51am

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Tittypants said:

Eh.....no thanks. It's dope, don't get me wrong, but I'm too tall & big to fit in most sports cars. confused So, I really wouldn't spend $ on a sports car ever. [plus I'm not flashy like that either shrug]

Like you wouldn't just flash one titty? hmph!

And need I mentioned that you used your fly for a flash attack. Just saying.

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Reply #22 posted 10/24/12 2:29am

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I'm glad that so many of you don't like that car.

Since this thread is about getting it for ME.

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Keep the opinions...hand over the money. :bringit:

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Reply #23 posted 10/25/12 12:42am

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kewlschool said:

Tittypants said:

Eh.....no thanks. It's dope, don't get me wrong, but I'm too tall & big to fit in most sports cars. confused So, I really wouldn't spend $ on a sports car ever. [plus I'm not flashy like that either shrug]

Like you wouldn't just flash one titty? hmph!

And need I mentioned that you used your fly for a flash attack. Just saying.

lol

Nah, it wasn't a "flash attack" as you put it lol.....I am no tease. hmph!

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Reply #24 posted 10/25/12 2:43am

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TD3 said:

Still got a Ford Pinto budget with Ferrari taste, hey? hmm

Shoot, my ass has a Tonka Truck budget.....so I'm out. pout

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Reply #25 posted 10/25/12 6:11pm

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318 views and I have $10.50 (+ some lint) in pledges.

...going on to Vangelis.org...where rich MF'ers hang out..

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