i just cut off heavenly's feet... and made him walk on a salt covered path on his bloodied stumps
hehe ... i feel like a kid again

Cramming all of MrBliss's bootlegs into his bootleg-loving butthole!

Making cloudbusters head a perfect resemblance of the emoticon, using only a chainsaw and toothpicks.
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I've just eaten my own faeces!

mcmeekle said:

What's new?

I just slammed 2the9s's head into his brand new cd burner.

I'm better than all of you: I justed hijacked the server so the org is in my complete control and I can invent messages to start a big argument!!!

I've just knifed Klaatu in the throat.

Cloudbuster said:

Watch out this hurts!!! I beheaded Ian and Cloudbuster with a simple kick in their butt...

Does anybody want to join me in painting Ben's house all over the inside and outside in all sorts of various day-glo colours before he comes home from work?

Haystack said:

No. Let's burn it down.

Cloudbuster said:

I'll be with you all in a moment, I'm just inserting red-hot pokers in mrdespues' eye sockets. Hmm, smell the burning.

I unscrewed the salt shakers in Vampy's house

I played ring and run on Lleena

I ordered twenty pizzas to be delivered to KingSausage's house

I duct-taped soulpower to the floor







I fucked up the edit
[This message was edited Wed Mar 5 17:38:08 PST 2003 by 2the9s]

I tortured 2the9s by slapping him repeatedly with a trout.