Who's up for some? I'll go first. Someone look out to make sure that no-one's watching.



I've just slapped Cloudbuster in the face with a frozen leg of lamb.

I've just pissed on MrBliss's flower beds.

I just kicked LaVisHh from behind and then hid.

I've just thrown a brick through JaneyPoos' bedroom window.


Oh wow! That was fun. Who wants to go next. No-one better tell on me.

What about me?! Why no violence against me? What did I do to deserve this?

minneapolisgenius said:

Feeling angry about it? Why not take it out with some random acts of violence and vandalism on another Orger?

I just put superglue all over Haystack's computer keyboard keys.

I just gave Natsume false information about Hamlet

I just revived one of JaneyPoos threads because I wanted to see it sink like a rock again

I just body-slammed Diva

I stomped all over althom's flower garden

I spit in bkw's beer

I gave FACE a wedgie

I just reformatted 2the9s computer hard drive.

I replaced all of IceNine's stereo system with Bose components.

I've just pushed minneapolisgenius into a park bench and she fell right over it, injuring her arm.

I changed ian's moderator password.

i just rammed my fist down cloudbuster's throat...and tore his fucking heart out
hehe ... cute game

LaVisHh hasn't discovered the dead fish that I've hidden at her place. You just wait a few days until she starts smelling it. Hee hee, she'll never find it.

I just stole Finess's sealed copy of the original black album and opened it.

2the9s said:

!!

i just continuously smashed haystack across the back of the head with a baseball bat... until his brains splattered all over his computer screen
hehe ... this is fun

Ok then: (got the Vaseline on my face so the punches slide off)
I have just dismantled Althom's circuits.

I just shoved Bkw's beer mug up his ass.

I have just kicked IceNine in the nuts.

I just poured boiling water over Rdhull's tongue.

I have just kicked apart Teller's Skeleton.

I just took a hammer to Ian's Rubik's Cube

I have added some Drain-o to Dora's hot-tub.

and

I have just kicked a hole in Soulpower's ego.

I just slapped that damned joint out of Cloudbuster's mouth.

I plucked all of MrBliss's feathers, and now he is naked.

I just rammed two icepicks in Cloudbuster's bloodshot eyeballs.

LaVisHh said:

You cruel, heartless ass!

minneapolisgenius said:

Thank you and thank you!

I just gave Lav the dirty sanchez.

IceNine said:

You're very welcome! (although i didn't know you'd get so much pleasure from that.)

i just tied up fhunkin, and set him on fire... i then recorded his screams of agony and used it as a backing track to my new song..."die butterfly"
hehe ... i feel so naughty

"Die Butterfly." Marvellous. Lol! Love it.

i just shoved a HUGE firecracker up soulpower's ass and lit it... i then yelled "blame that one on george w" .. just as he exploded into little meaty chunks
hehe .. hope i don't get a smack on the botty

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[This message was edited Wed Mar 5 6:33:34 PST 2003 by MrBliss]

MrBliss said:

Lol!

Therapy isn't going to be too impressed when she arrives home to find that I've covered her front door with cow shit and put superglue into the keyhole.

I've just made a new hole in Haystack. It feels great.