If you had to come back in the next life as a NON-LIVING OBJECT what would you be?


I would be a flag floating in the wind..


Or a food processor..


Or a sea shell..


Maybe some GUCCI shoes too (oh, I could only be one..ok..right foot then!)

Come on...see where your imagination takes you..it might reveal something about you too!

A condom.

Cloudbuster said:

ok...lol

David Beckhams undies

Much love Pochacco

Pochacco said:

Or Prince's pencil

Pochacco said:

Now you dissappoint me...

A Tricky Trombone

I would be.. .confuse: a dustbin... cos i'm fulla crap

hmmm mayb i'm thinking of a toilet I don' wanna be no toilet

JaneyPoos said:

Not a toilet, it doesnt suit you...what about a Feather Duster..no, that is mine.. you can be a Top Hat!


I wanna be a keyboard so I can be touched and prodded everywhere


Janey, you can be a !

a cake then every1 would eat me roflmao

JaneyPoos said:

Better to be eaten than shat in (is shat a word? )





Think of all the icing, the spongey layers inside you with cream and jam...all the different decorations dressed around you...you will look beautiful and very desirable...everyone will want you

When you are carried out to the guests you will be held with pride, showing off to everyone..stand tall and enjoy the moment!

hey u right ... and shat is a word

JaneyPoos said:

rofl...I actually thought that cake story was quite deep, I had a lil tear in my eye as I was typing it...Beautiful..



I shat on my cat

My cat shat on the mat

To shat or not to shat doesnt work

The mat was shat on by my cat whom I shat on too...

I would be a book. A very good book that everyone would want to read. I'm a romantic, so it would probably be a book of poetry or something. Or a book of quotes...I dunno. But definitely a book!!

(It's early )

Tina (~!~)

A TV

They get turned on all the time.

Prince vids can be played and watched on me!

I am a Leo so like to be the centre of attention so as we are almost all hooked on TV I would get plenty of attention!

I would be a gnarled and mangled wooden club that was used to beat hundreds of innocent people to death by an overgrown throwback to the pre-historic era.

A star or a blanket.

Savage said:

Very good Savage! Where the hell you been hiding boy? People are after you, col, themellowone, JD and me...when we all gonna meet up?

REDFEATHERS said:

Shat on the mat did the fat cat shat

A piano.

I can see your personalities coming out of the objects you have chosen!

The ocean.

I'd like to come back as this:

mcmeekle said:

A cock ring, eh?

REDFEATHERS said:

Why didn't you chose a knife? Who's gonna pay for the hospital now that it is in my throat. I keep drinking and it automatically gets out of my throat...

REDFEATHERS said:

I would B a 9 inch Vibrator that'z closest 2 the real me.

Thumpinhard said:

That's small! I could keep you in my pocket for fun times. Do you buzz when you're turned on?
[This message was edited Wed Mar 5 8:31:21 PST 2003 by Cloudbuster]

a thong