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Someone Broke Into The Local Police Station And Stole The Toilet Right now the cops have nothing to go on | |
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Have a great weekend! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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THE HINGE
Charlie was installing a new door
And found that one of the hinges was missing.
He asked his wife Mary if she would go To WICKES DIY and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer,
Her eye caught a beautiful bathroom Tap.
When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that Bath Tap?" The manager replied, "That's a gold plated Bath Tap and the price is £450.00. Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive Tap. It's certainly out of my price bracket."
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom the manager yelled.
"Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"
Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the Bath Tap.
This is why you can't send women to WICKES.
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i'm sure that will give them the shits even more mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Happy Friday everyone! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!
I'm firmly planted in denial |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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I thought they were gonna be looking into it | |
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
My Albums: https://zillzmp.bandcamp.com/music My Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/zillz82 | |
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u taking the piss???? mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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