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G-Spirits Liquor: 'Every drop' poured over a topless model before being bottled (NSFW)
Alcohol company G-Spirits says ‘every drop’ of their booze is poured over a model's naked breasts before bottling
Sousing Playmate Alexa Varga with whisky truly sets a new standard in ‘taste,’ according to the German liquor firm.
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS MONDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2012, 4:06 PM
Just call it a Hooters shooter.
A German liquor company called G-Spirits is promising customers that “every drop” of its line of alcoholic beverages has been poured on the naked breasts of a certified model — with her approval, of course.
The brand sells rum, whisky and vodka, necessary for making a truly dirty martini.
Want to get close to a Playmate of the Year?
The booze brand brags that its barrel-aged whisky has been thoroughly splashed on the ample bosom of Alexa Varga, Hungary’s 2012 Playboy Playmate of the Year.
For 139 euros (around $180 plus shipping), says the firm, you will find “its unbelievably versatile flavors range from roasted almonds, dried fruit, and toffee, to honey, vanilla, baked apples and cinnamon. Its finish is harmonic, well-balanced, spicy and long-lasting.”
The company claims that the stock is limited to a mere 5000 bottles and comes with a certificate, including the original signature of the model and the bottle number, which proves that “every single drop” touched the model’s flesh.
For a somewhat thriftier option, ($165) customers can purchase the rum, which lacks the flavor characteristics of having touched a Playmate.
After storing it in ex-bourbon casks for 10 years and 1 year in barrels of French oak, it was poured over Amina's breasts, which lends it a unique erotic character,” according to the company website.
All bottles come with nude photos of the models in mid-dousing, of course.
The company swears that its product is legit and that it is a stickler for health standards.
“We pay high attention to a hygienic filling process; furthermore, medical personnel are present to check it,” the company's two founders insist in the site’s Q and A.
The founders, who say that they are former bartenders, agree that it's worth it to pay such a steep price -- after all it's as close as some will ever get to a model's body.
"It's not just the taste which makes you enjoy a drink fully. Good flavour is the basis, the conveying feeling, the highlight," they say in their mission statement. "However, for us there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman."
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Wrong forum! | |
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Oops
It has been reported. Should be moved soon. [Edited 10/3/12 14:38pm] | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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But look at the models! Isn't that worth the high price tag???
G-Spirits swears it's vodka was poured over model Eveline's breasts before bottling.
Alcohol company says it's expensive whisky was poured over the breasts of Hungarian Playboy Playmate Alexa Vargas.
Meet Amina. She is intimately familiar with G-Spirit's rum, accounting for it's 'unique erotic character." | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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If a person is that big a loser, then I suppose they do need some strong alcohol My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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Nasty bastards... I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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Yeah whenever the mods log on. | |
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the hell is wrong with the world???
I ask to myseld= do I want small particles of rotten sweat and dead skin cells with my liquo r??
HELL NO
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It's only slightly better than the milk that's been gargled by white girls I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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ZombieKitten said: It's only slightly better than the milk that's been gargled by white girls Was that here where that was posted? Stupid and racist. | |
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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"I'll take a Whiskey.....hold the titty." surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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My first thought was..How exactly are they catching the liquor once it has been poured over her breasts,so that they can bottle it? If they are simply having her sit above a large container for it to fall into,what else is it running over,beside her boobs?
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Stymie said: ZombieKitten said: It's only slightly better than the milk that's been gargled by white girls Was that here where that was posted? Stupid and racist. I saw that on Facebook - performance art piece - which, if there was a message to it, I have no idea WHAT it was aside from to provoke (I'd say inflame) I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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if i drank, this would make me quit. yuk | |
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EmeraldSkies said: My first thought was..How exactly are they catching the liquor once it has been poured over her breasts,so that they can bottle it? If they are simply having her sit above a large container for it to fall into,what else is it running over,beside her boobs?
:yeathat: my thoughts exactly..u took the words right out of my mouth .....but I wouldn't mind being the model that gets paid to do that.. easy day's work [Edited 10/4/12 6:45am] .....
" I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may,- light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful." - John Constable | |
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Now, I'm looking forward for the 'Every hot dog' inserted in a pornstar's vagina before being canned/packed (NSFW) | |
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ewww | |
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hmmm, better make that cuban cigars, not hot dogs
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I'm never eating pineapple rings again
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damn ! !!! | |
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There. Fixed it for ya. | |
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I can only imagine how tiring it can be to have hundreds if not thousands of bottles of alcohol poured on you. I'd probably prefer telemarketing over that.
You see, this is kinda the reason why you shouldn't encourage young girls to become models. Or pornstars, for that matter.
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unfortunately this thread is SFW Hamburger, Hot Dog, Root Beer, Pussy | |
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Here are the real NSFW pics:
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Looks like most ingredients are artificial I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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spot on! Hamburger, Hot Dog, Root Beer, Pussy | |
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I'm more disturbed that the shape of the bottle looks like a cologne bottle... | |
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