the other day at work the printer cartridge was low and it often prints over a 100 pages if given a shake.....

but i shook n shook and shook and nothing happened!!!

(omg i am still laughing and typing this is making me laugh more...... anyways back 2 the story..... )

well my boss is known 4 his shaking ability and he walks past and says give it 2 me ~ i'll show u how its done (i really cant stop laughing )

so i gave him the toner cartridge

and he shook it real hard and poof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all this black stuff covered his pants!!! CROTCH AREA!!!!

so i screamed dont touch it i'll suck it off

and ran into the kitchen 2 grab the vacuum!!! when i came out he was still standing there pants covered in black powder all over the crotch area!!!

I turned on the hoover and proceeded towards him holding out the nozzle saying dont worry its on low suction

the girls in the office could not stop laughing and he was getting pissed...............

he refused to allow me to suction it off and did it himself!!!

well by then i was laughing hysrterically and he didnt want me to suction off the wrong part of his pants

but u know what?????? all day i got given a hard time by everyone for offering to suck it off !!!

and yes just in case u were wondering and concerned.........every bit of toner powder came off!!!

now your turn.........

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urs is hella funny

so at this one temp job i had, my job was signing up people for a program affilated with the business. so this one lady comes up to my table to sign up. she was accompanied by her 12 or 13yr old son who was first generation american. she tells him in their language that she wanted him to fill out the form. the son proceeds to pick up the pen and starts to fill out the form and lets out the loudest wind-f-art i have ever heard. i looked at the mom, she says nothing. i could tell the son was embarassed, however he continues to fill out the (thankfully) short app.

for a split second i thought my face would burst from supressing the urge to laugh. when they walked away the urge to laugh was quickly clouded over by the disgusting odor that hovered over my and my co-workers work area.

without saying anything, i walked away as the odor lingered. i was away from the area for about 5 minutes.

needless to say my co-workers jaw-jacked at me when i finally returned to our work area. between their and my laughter we had one 'funny day.

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free2bfreeda said:

^^^^^^^^^^^

urs is hella funny

so at this one temp job i had, my job was signing up people for a program affilated with the business. so this one lady comes up to my table to sign up. she was accompanied by her 12 or 13yr old son who was first generation american. she tells him in their language that she wanted him to fill out the form. the son proceeds to pick up the pen and starts to fill out the form and lets out the loudest wind-f-art i have ever heard. i looked at the mom, she says nothing. i could tell the son was embarassed, however he continues to fill out the (thankfully) short app.

for a split second i thought my face would burst from supressing the urge to laugh. when they walked away the urge to laugh was quickly clouded over by the disgusting odor that hovered over my and my co-workers work area.

without saying anything, i walked away as the odor lingered. i was away from the area for about 5 minutes.

needless to say my co-workers jaw-jacked at me when i finally returned to our work area. between their and my laughter we had one 'funny day.

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the awkwardness of work related farts!!!

but u sneeking away like that!!!!

classic

my boss and I make fat bum jokes because our chairs r leather and make a pshhhhhhht sound when we sit on them

except for one day when mine went pfffft

and he got up real quick and said real loud fart allert!!!!

but i didnt!!! i had my phone in my jeans pocket and it sounded funny when i sat!!! honest!!!

The fax machine at my old job had to be dialed out like this.. 9-then 1 and the phone number..

So I sent a fax one day and everyone came in freaking out because the police kept calling saying someone was calling the 911 number and hanging up from my job :-0 because with that machine it would keep redialing the number until it timed out!

Well, i hit one to many 1's

Nothinbutjoy said:

I made a thread about this when it happened a couple of weeks ago. I was positioning a woman for her mammogram & a $10 bill was tucked up under her breast.

oh sorry and i do remember that thread

tinaz said:

The fax machine at my old job had to be dialed out like this.. 9-then 1 and the phone number..

So I sent a fax one day and everyone came in freaking out because the police kept calling saying someone was calling the 911 number and hanging up from my job :-0 because with that machine it would keep redialing the number until it timed out!

Well, i hit one to many 1's

i bet they have a sign now so the person after u does not do the same thing!!!

ThisOne said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

I made a thread about this when it happened a couple of weeks ago. I was positioning a woman for her mammogram & a $10 bill was tucked up under her breast.

oh sorry and i do remember that thread

That's okay! My thread was about thinking about where your money's been

We used to keep a journal in the office (called it the "burn book"..as in "burn this book soon" LOL) where we kept track of funny stuff like that.

Unfortunately the person who maintained it left.

I'm in there, but I can't recall why.

my collegue said something the other day,.

she said 'i'm looking 4 mr wosit's doobry'. i told her it was over on the 'thingymajig'

we lhad to laugh when it occured to us that we actually understood exactly what each other meant

y'all need to toner it down in here!