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Hey Honey, Watch This!!! Says the husband
He breaks the car window
The wife replies, "What the hell are you doing?"
Husband sings, "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there"!!!
Wife says, "We have Geico, you dumba$$!!!" | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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الحيوان النادلة ((((|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|)))) ...AND THAT'S THE WAY THE "TITTY" MILKS IT!
My Albums: https://zillzmp.bandcamp.com/music My Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/zillz82 | |
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omfg that made my day [Edited 10/5/12 12:03pm] Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song
Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser | |
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I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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..1 of my new fav words..
Dumba$$
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'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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This thead is so funny. On the top what was the joke about husband wife. In good time with you and times bad wife says very roodly. | |
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