A frog goes into a bank and approaches a loan officer. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, as he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use THIS as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


(you're gonna love this)







(its a real treat)









(masterpiece)








(wait for it)








The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."


(You were singing it, weren't you?!!)

Ugh, that fucking annoyed me further than I was already annoyed.

I'm going to kick you in the nuts.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

You stay away from my nuts, young lady. Go blow your clarinet!

Was cute... cant wait to tell my 10 year old when she gets home from school!
[This message was edited Tue Mar 4 13:44:23 PST 2003 by luv4thepurple1]

Thank you June7! That was adorable!

I can't wait to tell it to my goddaughter. She's only 6 but her parents love the Stones so she'll get it!

June7 said:

Uhh, I'd rather blow a goat, thank you.