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Who likes to read while on the toilet, and what do you read? Let's face it, folks -- there's no better time to read than when you're taking a ginormous Godzilla-esque dump. Few things in life offer such breathtaking relaxation...such calming peace of mind...such unadulterated bliss...
Who else here enjoys a little reading while on the can, and what do you read? The newspaper? Tolstoy? Dickens? Playboy? The graffiti on the stall wall? The liner notes for 1999: The New Masters? The user's manual for your DVD player? The NAMBLA newsletter? The employment section? "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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It's nice to see you're back, KS!
I am guilty of reading the fantastic poems on the stall walls. | |
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Never!
A quick in and out for this one.  | |
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I read the veins on my cock to see what my future's going to be like.
It tells me things... | |
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Auggh! People who read on the toilet suck! They take 4ever! | |
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AzureStar said: It's nice to see you're back, KS!
Thanks! Just trying my hardest to bring some intellectual might back to the old .Org...and I figured what better way to start than this thread. I am guilty of reading the fantastic poems on the stall walls.
Any favorites? Who writes that shit anyway? When I'm "pinching a Squanto" (my own favorite self-penned "taking a shit" phrase), the last thing I want to do is whip out a pen and write some lame poetry. "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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PURPLEJACKSON9 said: Auggh! People who read on the toilet suck! They take 4ever!
That's because it's so tranquil, dammit! "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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Haystack said: I read the veins on my cock to see what my future's going to be like.
It tells me things... Awesome! Mine tells me to kill my neighbors. "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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KingSausage said:[quote] AzureStar said: It's nice to see you're back, KS!
Thanks! Just trying my hardest to bring some intellectual might back to the old .Org...and I figured what better way to start than this thread.
It is in need of some... I think. 
I am guilty of reading the fantastic poems on the stall walls.
Any favorites?
Who writes that shit anyway? When I'm "pinching a Squanto" (my own favorite self-penned "taking a shit" phrase), the last thing I want to do is whip out a pen and write some lame poetry. Favorites? No... many that made me laugh though. "Pinching a Squanto"... that's a new one! Personally, I like the ones that are carved into the stall. That has to take some time! Why are they so dead set on making sure it stays there!? [This message was edited Tue Mar 4 16:42:45 PST 2003 by AzureStar] | |
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I read "Private Eye" on the loo The paper is so absorbent! | |
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"here i sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted" | |
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Personally, there's nothing quite like reading a good classic while "making a direct deposit." War and Peace was thoroughly entertaining that way. "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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I do...I read Maxim | |
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Finess said: "here i sit all broken hearted tried to shit but only farted"
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If only I could read the .Org and shit...Hey, new topic... "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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Here i sit and meditate ...
Anyweez, the newspaper is an all time favorite, or some comics book "It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."
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I like to read the famous works of famous proctologist, Dr Sanchez, especially his best seller, "The Joys of Self-Discovery".
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: I like to read the famous works of famous proctologist, Dr Sanchez, especially his best seller, "The Joys of Self-Discovery".
You too, eh?-------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: I like to read the famous works of famous proctologist, Dr Sanchez, especially his best seller, "The Joys of Self-Discovery".
You too, eh?Only problem is the pages are a little mucky.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: I like to read the famous works of famous proctologist, Dr Sanchez, especially his best seller, "The Joys of Self-Discovery".
You too, eh?Only problem is the pages are a little mucky. If you'd stop jerking off to the pictures...  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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I always have to pee when I get home from work so I take the mail with me.  | |
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TV-guide rules...this way, while shitting, I can plan my future (meaning, I can choose what to watch that night) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Actually, I've just set a new personal record with 'Snake' on my Nokia, while taking a dump. It's 1425... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Haystack said: I read the veins on my cock to see what my future's going to be like.
It tells me things... | |
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Rhondab said: I always have to pee when I get home from work so I take the mail with me.
Me too My bathroom sometimes looks like an office with all my bills there  | |
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