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Male/Female Dictionary Male / Female Dictionary
THINGY (thing-ee) n. a. Female...Any part under a car's hood. b. Male...The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj a. Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. b. Male... Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. a. Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. b. Male...Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a week-end with the boys. BUTT (but) n. a. Female...The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger. b. Male...What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun or goal. Also, good for mooning. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. a. Female...A desire to get married and raise a family. b. Male...Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. a. Female...A good movie, concert, play or book. b. Male...Anything that can be done while drinking. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. a. Female...An embarrassing byproduct of digestion. b. Male...An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding. MAKING LOVE (may-king-luv) n. a. Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. b. Male...Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. a. Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another. b. Male...A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 1/2 minutes. What? Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!
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billysparxxx said: REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
a. Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another. b. Male...A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 1/2 minutes. i do that, and i'm female... | |
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billysparxxx said: Male / Female Dictionary
THINGY (thing-ee) n. a. Female...Any part under a car's hood. and a willy or pussy or that thingy I got in my kitchen that I cant work out what it is for. b. Male...The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj a. Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. True b. Male... Playing football without a helmet. who wears helmets in the UK playing football? AH! You are American, right, you need your helmet! COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. a. Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. b. Male...Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a week-end with the boys. That has never happened to me! BUTT (but) n. a. Female...The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger. b. Male...What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun or goal. Also, good for mooning. I agree on both! COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. a. Female...A desire to get married and raise a family. b. Male...Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. I agree! ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. a. Female...A good movie, concert, play or book. b. Male...Anything that can be done while drinking. OR c. Me! FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. a. Female...An embarrassing byproduct of digestion. b. Male...An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding. MAKING LOVE (may-king-luv) n. a. Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. yes b. Male...Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. yes REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. a. Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another. b. Male...A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 1/2 minutes. yes What? What, What? | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: billysparxxx said: REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
a. Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to another. b. Male...A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2 1/2 minutes. i do that, and i'm female... I do too. I can't stop myself sometimes. Especially if there's really nothing on, i just keep flipping through every channel over and over until, something finally comes on. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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