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Thread started 11/02/12 5:59am

funkpill

A Man Opened The Door Of His BMW

When suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the policewoman arrived at the scene,

the man was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!" he whined.
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"You men are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the lady officer,

"You're so worried about your stupid car,

that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my gaaad...", replied the man,

finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!" confused

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Reply #1 posted 11/02/12 6:06am

Ottensen	If that's not a sign of the times then I don't know what is . Happy Friday, everybody !
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Reply #2 posted 11/02/12 6:21am

kiasheri

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lol lol lol lol lol

I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!!

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Reply #4 posted 11/02/12 6:27am

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lol

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!

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spit

I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.

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Reply #7 posted 11/02/12 8:18am

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Happy Friday Funkhoney!!

hug martini rose

I'm firmly planted in denial

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Reply #8 posted 11/02/12 3:37pm

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lol

Thank you! This is the first thread I read with the new power in my house! dancing jig

Hope everyone affected by Sandy is doing okay... grouphug

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Reply #9 posted 11/02/12 3:53pm

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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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Reply #11 posted 11/02/12 9:17pm

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