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Ah well, seeing as I'm bored... ___
It's old joke time! ___ What's pink, wrinkled and hangs out Grandpa's pants? Grandma! ___ Why don't worms have balls? Because they can't dance! ___ What's brown and sticky? A stick! ___ What's red and invisible? No tomatoes! ___ Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words! ___ How do you stop Haystack from spitting? Turn the grill off! ___ How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish! ___ What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs is the same! ___ Anybody got any more crap old jokes? | |
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Haystack said: ___
It's old joke time! ___ What's pink, wrinkled and hangs out Grandpa's pants? Grandma! ___ Why don't worms have balls? Because they can't dance! ___ What's brown and sticky? A stick! ___ What's red and invisible? No tomatoes! ___ Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words! ___ How do you stop Haystack from spitting? Turn the grill off! ___ How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish! ___ What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs is the same! ___ Anybody got any more crap old jokes?  | |
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What goes in and out and smells of piss?
Old people doing the hokey-cokey! | |
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Cloudbuster said: What goes in and out and smells of piss?
Old people doing the hokey-cokey!  | |
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why were the braces arrested?
for holding up a pair of trousers what do u call a quick duck? a quick quack
hmmm i gots more but i cant remember them... Vive la Childrens Teletext Jokes! JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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What bees give milk?
Boo bees. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!! | |
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roflmao i never heard that bee 1 but... the number ones a classic JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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Cloudbuster said: What goes in and out and smells of piss?
Old people doing the hokey-cokey! 
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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(AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE HOKEY COKEY?!
I've seen it twice on the boards! Is that the new 'in' typo?) I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Q: Why did the condom cross the road?
A: Cause he got pissed off! Q: What building has the most stories? A: A library! Q: How do you make a milk shake? A: Give it a good scare Two fishermen are in a boat under a bridge. A funeral procession starts across the bridge, and the first fisherman stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head until the procession reaches the other side. The man puts his cap back on, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing. "That was touching," said the second fisherman. "I didn't know you had it in you." "Well, it seemed appropriate," said the first fellow. "After all, I was married to her for 40 years." He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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