You've heard it since you were a child.

"Don't put that (penny, nickel, dime, quarter, money) in your mouth! You don't know where that's been!!!"

In case you EVER doubted...your mama was right.

Today, I went to position a patient for a mammographic picture. Lo and behold, there was a $10(U.S.) bill stuck up under her breast.

Believe me, it was not there from professional interactions.

I removed the bill from under her bosom and handed it to her. She said, "Oh! I forgot I had tucked that in there."

I've been doing this 6 years and I must say. It was a first.

The moral of the story is. Money is FILTHY!!! Wash your hands after you touch the monies.

:disinfectant:

She said, "Oh! I forgot I had tucked that in there."

I had to bite my tongue to not ask her if it was my tip.

ha!

Did you check if she had any loose change in her piggy bank?

Nothinbutjoy said:

I had to bite my tongue to not ask her if it was my tip.

Nothinbutjoy said:

I had to bite my tongue to not ask her if it was my tip.

oh my dear lord i'm glad my job doesn't come with this sort of challenge i'd be on the floor laughing

PANDURITO said:

Did you check if she had any loose change in her piggy bank?

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!