Deadflow3r said:

As for these older fellas IMHO it's cuz they're gettin' older and you only live once. Why go out and never have that freak flag fly...

Now...

as for me...

I will accept a lady's finger, I will accept her magic bullet...

oddly enough I'm not too keen on the tongue but I can't say we've gone there either...

as for my lady's ass, I'm all about that thing and I'll work it however I can... toys, tongue, fingers and peen... If she's down for it, then you can bet I am...

RenHoek said:

As for these older fellas IMHO it's cuz they're gettin' older and you only live once. Why go out and never have that freak flag fly...

Now...

as for me...

I will accept a lady's finger, I will accept her magic bullet...

oddly enough I'm not too keen on the tongue but I can't say we've gone there either...

as for my lady's ass, I'm all about that thing and I'll work it however I can... toys, tongue, fingers and peen... If she's down for it, then you can bet I am...

kewlschool said:

RenHoek said:

As for these older fellas IMHO it's cuz they're gettin' older and you only live once. Why go out and never have that freak flag fly...

Now...

as for me...

I will accept a lady's finger, I will accept her magic bullet...

oddly enough I'm not too keen on the tongue but I can't say we've gone there either...

as for my lady's ass, I'm all about that thing and I'll work it however I can... toys, tongue, fingers and peen... If she's down for it, then you can bet I am...

You are all nasty mofucks!

Guess I can scratch "Learn something about paintedlady's butthole" off my bucket list now.

Spinlight said:

Guess I can scratch "Learn something about paintedlady's butthole" off my bucket list now.

No, it's about her mofos butthole, she said his legs went up like a ballerina. LOL!

I'm gay and I don't want anything up my ass, ever. I don't see any pleasure whatsoever in it. Assholes don't come, dicks come. All I see associated with an ass is pain. Hell, I was a nervous wreck when I left the doctor last month for my yearly physical. He said that next year, I'll be 45 and he's going to insist sticking his finger up my ass to do a prostate exam. I asked him if he could put me to sleep when he does it and he said no. I don't know what I'm going to do next year though because I just can't go through that pain.

paintedlady said:

OzlemUcucu said:

I read today that guys - gays or straight - prefer using anal stimulation particularly when masturbating. I had never heard of that before: Hetero man saying it's a normal thing to do. My gf wanted me to use her dildo in my ass and said she would give me a bj if I did. it was comfortable.

Is this true? Opinions?

[Edited 9/8/12 16:35pm]

So, you enjoyed the way she fucked you?

Great! Doesn't make you gay if you like that... just a freak.

So... How big was the dildo? Think you may wanna go bigger, maybe try some fisting?

BTW my man won't let me near his ass anymore. I rimmed him with my tongue and made him hollar like a girl and his legs went up like a ballerina... totally bitched him up.

Now when I give him head and start sucking on his balls he forces his legs straight and clenches his asscheeks REAL tight. No more stroking his asshole or perineum either. Guess he doesn't want to go there again.

Lord have mercy!

Reminds me of one night when I was with this motherfucker that wanted to fuck me and I told him hell no, I don't get fucked. He kept begging and asking if he could at least toss my salad. I finally said OK. If he wanted to lick my ass, it may not do nothing for me but at least it doesn't hurt.

Anyway, I lit a cigarette and was bored as hell while he was going to town licking. The next thing I knew, I felt a finger going near my asshole. I reached down and slapped the hell out of his hand.

So, how does this work if you are gay and you don't like anal simulation i.e. dick up in the ass? Please explain to us nasty folks!

vainandy said:

paintedlady said:

vainandy said:

paintedlady said:

So, you enjoyed the way she fucked you?

Great! Doesn't make you gay if you like that... just a freak.

So... How big was the dildo? Think you may wanna go bigger, maybe try some fisting?

BTW my man won't let me near his ass anymore. I rimmed him with my tongue and made him hollar like a girl and his legs went up like a ballerina... totally bitched him up.

Now when I give him head and start sucking on his balls he forces his legs straight and clenches his asscheeks REAL tight. No more stroking his asshole or perineum either. Guess he doesn't want to go there again.

Lord have mercy!

Reminds me of one night when I was with this motherfucker that wanted to fuck me and I told him hell no, I don't get fucked. He kept begging and asking if he could at least toss my salad. I finally said OK. If he wanted to lick my ass, it may not do nothing for me but at least it doesn't hurt.

Anyway, I lit a cigarette and was bored as hell while he was going to town licking. The next thing I knew, I felt a finger going near my asshole. I reached down and slapped the hell out of his hand.

Okay, between the ballerina legs and the cigarette break I nearly just choked twice drinking this red wine over here

Ottensen said:

vainandy said:

Lord have mercy!

Reminds me of one night when I was with this motherfucker that wanted to fuck me and I told him hell no, I don't get fucked. He kept begging and asking if he could at least toss my salad. I finally said OK. If he wanted to lick my ass, it may not do nothing for me but at least it doesn't hurt.

Anyway, I lit a cigarette and was bored as hell while he was going to town licking. The next thing I knew, I felt a finger going near my asshole. I reached down and slapped the hell out of his hand.

Okay, between the ballerina legs and the cigarette break I nearly just choked twice drinking this red wine over here

Andy is playin the cool

This shit right here is why straights* get made fun of for being so timid and vanilla.

*DISCLAIMER: not all; obviously there are lots of kinky straights, don't get anything bunched or twisted.

PunkMistress said:

This shit right here is why straights* get made fun of for being so timid and vanilla.

*DISCLAIMER: not all; obviously there are lots of kinky straights, don't get anything bunched or twisted.

RenHoek said:

I love u so much I won't even make any 1Ren1Jar jokes.

Folk need to stop trippin and equating ass with gay. If ur a dude and a u let a lady do shit to ur ass, ur still with a lady. I don't get what the big phobia is but dudes need to get over that shit and enjoy themselves with whomever they choose. No one gives a fuck.

johnart said:

RenHoek said:

I love u so much I won't even make any 1Ren1Jar jokes.

Folk need to stop trippin and equating ass with gay. If ur a dude and a u let a lady do shit to ur ass, ur still with a lady. I don't get what the big phobia is but dudes need to get over that shit and enjoy themselves with whomever they choose. No one gives a fuck.

Thank you.

It's so laughable.

PunkMistress said:

johnart said:

I love u so much I won't even make any 1Ren1Jar jokes.

Folk need to stop trippin and equating ass with gay. If ur a dude and a u let a lady do shit to ur ass, ur still with a lady. I don't get what the big phobia is but dudes need to get over that shit and enjoy themselves with whomever they choose. No one gives a fuck.

Thank you.

It's so laughable.

Ottensen said:

vainandy said:

Lord have mercy!

Reminds me of one night when I was with this motherfucker that wanted to fuck me and I told him hell no, I don't get fucked. He kept begging and asking if he could at least toss my salad. I finally said OK. If he wanted to lick my ass, it may not do nothing for me but at least it doesn't hurt.

Anyway, I lit a cigarette and was bored as hell while he was going to town licking. The next thing I knew, I felt a finger going near my asshole. I reached down and slapped the hell out of his hand.

Okay, between the ballerina legs and the cigarette break I nearly just choked twice drinking this red wine over here

Vain always has me dying... OMG .... org legend!!

johnart said:

RenHoek said:

I love u so much I won't even make any 1Ren1Jar jokes.

Folk need to stop trippin and equating ass with gay. If ur a dude and a u let a lady do shit to ur ass, ur still with a lady. I don't get what the big phobia is but dudes need to get over that shit and enjoy themselves with whomever they choose. No one gives a fuck.

But Vainandy still not answered my Q. So what is it, no ass no play?

PunkMistress said:

*DISCLAIMER: not all; obviously there are lots of kinky straights, don't get anything bunched or twisted.

PunkMistress said:

johnart said:

I love u so much I won't even make any 1Ren1Jar jokes.

Folk need to stop trippin and equating ass with gay. If ur a dude and a u let a lady do shit to ur ass, ur still with a lady. I don't get what the big phobia is but dudes need to get over that shit and enjoy themselves with whomever they choose. No one gives a fuck.

Thank you.

It's so laughable.

I know Mr. & Mrs. Mistress are out west so I have to ask when the Gascot Method Tour hits the Gay Area???

oh and

RenHoek said:

PunkMistress said:

Thank you.

It's so laughable.

I know Mr. & Mrs. Mistress are out west so I have to ask when the Gascot Method Tour hits the Gay Area???

oh and

I'm still here in Florda.

PunkMistress said:

RenHoek said:

I know Mr. & Mrs. Mistress are out west so I have to ask when the Gascot Method Tour hits the Gay Area???

oh and

I'm still here in Florda.

Whaaaaaa !!!

You need to drive slightly north, club and bag John, then head west, Thelma & Louise stylee...

SOund good??

OzlemUcucu said:

johnart said:

I love u so much I won't even make any 1Ren1Jar jokes.

Folk need to stop trippin and equating ass with gay. If ur a dude and a u let a lady do shit to ur ass, ur still with a lady. I don't get what the big phobia is but dudes need to get over that shit and enjoy themselves with whomever they choose. No one gives a fuck.

But Vainandy still not answered my Q. So what is it, no ass no play?

I don't know how I overlooked your question. I just now scrolled up and saw it.

I'm strictly oral, giving or getting, or jacking, giving or getting, or dick to dick....basically anything besides anal. Not doing anal isn't a matter of pride with me, it's a matter of pain.

paintedlady said:

Ottensen said:

Okay, between the ballerina legs and the cigarette break I nearly just choked twice drinking this red wine over here

Vain always has me dying... OMG .... org legend!!

I damn near pictured him having a cocktail during the whole scenario and going, "are you through, yet? "

I was always under the impression that it was not proper for a lady to discuss her anal adventures.

RenHoek said:

PunkMistress said:

I'm still here in Florda.

Whaaaaaa !!!

You need to drive slightly north, club and bag John, then head west, Thelma & Louise stylee...

SOund good??

Can it be Thelma & Thelma & Louise & Louise?

(Ron and Betina in the backseat!)

PunkMistress said:

RenHoek said:

Whaaaaaa !!!

You need to drive slightly north, club and bag John, then head west, Thelma & Louise stylee...

SOund good??

Can it be Thelma & Thelma & Louise & Louise?

(Ron and Betina in the backseat!)

Hell Yeah!!!

Huh, the ass thread is still active?!

vainandy said:

OzlemUcucu said:

But Vainandy still not answered my Q. So what is it, no ass no play?

I don't know how I overlooked your question. I just now scrolled up and saw it.

I'm strictly oral, giving or getting, or jacking, giving or getting, or dick to dick....basically anything besides anal. Not doing anal isn't a matter of pride with me, it's a matter of pain.

Hmmmm I was convinced that doing anal is the most important thing, but two of my gay male friends always had vibrators around, so I guess maybe one of them refused giving anal most times.

I had the imagination they were using them on each other while being oral too.