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BattierBeMyDaddy Is Infatuated With My Nuts!  
It's true... she can't stop talking about them. She yearns to caress them, rub them, shave them, massage them. She wants to put them in her backpack and take them to school to show them off to her friend. (Note, I said friend... no "s".) She wants her rapist cat to lick them with his hard sandpaper tongue. She wants to get on them and ride them like a ride at an amusement park. She wants to paint them the color of her favorite billiard. She wants to photograph them in black and white, like a fine Ansel Adams picture. She wants to use them as pillows for her Barbie Doll Collection and make Ken jealous...as he has no nuts. But she cannot have them. This drives her crazy. So, she talks about them constantly...only now, it's in a hurtful and physically harmful way... how sad. 
I'm gonna have to get a restraining order for her to stay away from my nuts! 
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moderatorI want to eat your nuts. -------
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The restraining order is on it's way to the judge!  |
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June7 said: The restraining order is on it's way to the judge!
Your nuts are my loves. -------
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The judge is reviewing the restraining order as we speak. He's none too impressed with you, young lady! 
Perhaps you should consult with an attorney... 
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June7 said: The judge is reviewing the restraining order as we speak. He's none too impressed with you, young lady!
Ah, but you were that time you let me rub them. Let's not forget our age differences. It wasn't a very legal situation, if you'll remember, June.  Maybe he'd be impressed with that.-------
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Hey... that was in Mexico! It was perfectly legal there! 
The cruise was nice too, eh? |
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June7 said:
Hey... that was in Mexico! It was perfectly legal there!
The cruise was nice too, eh? Yeah, but, next time you sunbathe, do it naked. Your tan lines did NOT impress me. -------
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At least that was the only thing that didn't impress you!
Wait... this is becoming too friendly!
Just stay away from my !!! |
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June7 said: At least that was the only thing that didn't impress you!
Wait... this is becoming too friendly!
Just stay away from my !!!Your tiny penis didn't impress me either. -------
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Hey... just stick to my nuts!
Don't make me start bringing up your body! Shampoo has more body than you!!! |
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June7 said: Hey... just stick to my nuts!
Don't make me start bringing up your body! Shampoo has more body than you!!! You like your women hairy? Maybe you don't like women at all, you miniscule penis-possessing man! -------
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miniscule? 
For a minute there I thought you were saying it was small. |
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(Looks up "miniscule" in the dictionary)
D'oh!! |
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For that, you shall see neither it, or my lovely again.
Restraining order continues!  |
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June7 said: For that, you shall see neither it, or my lovely
again.
Restraining order continues! Well, umm, statutory rape then! -------
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Between your nuts and her quest for the PERFECT Dirty Sanchez, Battier has little time for anything else. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Yes! (Thank you IceNine for that reminder)
That will be included in my resubmission of the restraining order. Her statutory rape charge has no grounds, due to her living arrangement with her rapist cat! 
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