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AaronUnlimited said: a trip to sweden for an expensive operation might get your foot in the door
 How about I just tape on some of your pubic hairs to my face and buy a strap on?  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronUnlimited said: a trip to sweden for an expensive operation might get your foot in the door
How about I just tape on some of your pubic hairs to my face and buy a strap on? i'll have to see the results. but there's a chance  | |
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AaronUnlimited said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronUnlimited said: a trip to sweden for an expensive operation might get your foot in the door
How about I just tape on some of your pubic hairs to my face and buy a strap on? i'll have to see the results. but there's a chance What size is your pleasure, sweety? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronUnlimited said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronUnlimited said: a trip to sweden for an expensive operation might get your foot in the door
How about I just tape on some of your pubic hairs to my face and buy a strap on? i'll have to see the results. but there's a chance What size is your pleasure, sweety? | |
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AaronUnlimited said: Big, eh? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronUnlimited said: Big, eh?  | |
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whats going on it here?!...
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Christopher said: whats going on it here?!...
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AaronUnlimited said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronUnlimited said: Big, eh? Well god damn! Answer the question! How can I please you if I don't know what you like! -------
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Has Battier sent the sign-up sheet out in email yet? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronUnlimited said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronUnlimited said: Big, eh? Well god damn! Answer the question! How can I please you if I don't know what you like! | |
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Hey everyone, not until she's 18, and at that point I'm going to Kentucky to liberate her.
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lovemachine said: Hey everyone, not until she's 18, and at that point I'm going to Kentucky to liberate her.
. [This message was edited Tue Mar 4 17:15:55 PST 2003 by lovemachine]  bring a Trek movie.-------
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WHAT the fuck is going on in here? | |
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mrdespues said: WHAT the fuck is going on in here?
Well, basically, everyone is talking about wiping shit on my lip. And I figure, why fight it?  I might as well just go along.-------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: WHAT the fuck is going on in here?
Well, basically, everyone is talking about wiping shit on my lip. And I figure, why fight it? I might as well just go along. | |
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mrdespues said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: WHAT the fuck is going on in here?
Well, basically, everyone is talking about wiping shit on my lip. And I figure, why fight it? I might as well just go along.Yeah well...what can ya do, right? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: WHAT the fuck is going on in here?
Well, basically, everyone is talking about wiping shit on my lip. And I figure, why fight it? I might as well just go along.Yeah well...what can ya do, right? You need to stand up for yourself! Nobody really deserves to have shit on their lip. Euuurgh.  | |
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mrdespues said: You need to stand up for yourself! Nobody really deserves to have shit on their lip. Euuurgh.
IceNine thinks I do...God damn cat fucking, midget licking, cock-sucking bastard.
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You know, sometimes I regret having educated Battier to the ways of the Dirty Sanchez (not literally of course).  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: You know, sometimes I regret having educated Battier to the ways of the Dirty Sanchez (not literally of course).
I bet you never thought in a million years you would find "the one" so eager to hand down this knowledge to a new generation (of shit eaters).
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mrdespues said: bkw said: You know, sometimes I regret having educated Battier to the ways of the Dirty Sanchez (not literally of course).
I bet you never thought in a million years you would find "the one" so eager to hand down this knowledge to a new generation (of shit eaters).
. [This message was edited Tue Mar 4 19:44:09 PST 2003 by mrdespues] She's like Nero to my Morpheus. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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mrdespues said: bkw said: You know, sometimes I regret having educated Battier to the ways of the Dirty Sanchez (not literally of course).
I bet you never thought in a million years you would find "the one" so eager to hand down this knowledge to a new generation (of shit eaters).
. [This message was edited Tue Mar 4 19:44:09 PST 2003 by mrdespues] I am glad it could be me. I am "the one." I rule.  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: bkw said: You know, sometimes I regret having educated Battier to the ways of the Dirty Sanchez (not literally of course).
I bet you never thought in a million years you would find "the one" so eager to hand down this knowledge to a new generation (of shit eaters).
. [This message was edited Tue Mar 4 19:44:09 PST 2003 by mrdespues] I am glad it could be me. I am "the one." I rule. Yep, that Prince song was actually about your shit eating ways, you know.  | |
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mrdespues said: Yep, that Prince song was actually about your shit eating ways, you know.
Sanchezing does not consist of eating. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: Yep, that Prince song was actually about your shit eating ways, you know.
Sanchezing does not consist of eating. No, it's much more dignified than that! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: Yep, that Prince song was actually about your shit eating ways, you know.
Sanchezing does not consist of eating. No, it's much more dignified than that! Right! Glad you see it my way, sweety pie! -------
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Okay, shit-wearing, then! It's like makeup! A shit-moustache for girls and boys alike. | |
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mrdespues said: Okay, shit-wearing, then! It's like makeup! A shit-moustache for girls and boys alike.
Would you like to match me? -------
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