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THE ORGTOWN GOSSIPER Orgtown, EARTH - tad past noon.
I'm absolutely exhausted. The stars are in town and they won't go to sleep except with each other. Lavish was spotted late last night in the company of three handsome suitors, among which bkw, who insisted they were "just friends". Meanwhile, RDHull was having a late night IHOP attack. "I can't help it", said the summum of cool. "I've tried therapy and it didn,t do shit." On the other side of the pond, Ian "the moderator" confided that he was seriously considering letting his hair down and finally trying coffee for the very first time. "I'm a little nervous. What if it's so powerful I can't sleep for days?" Icenine was philosophical after his recent brush with the law. "I am a polemist at heart", said the controversial Orger, "People should understand I'm supposed to be provocative!" So maybe Ice's more into physics than philosophy these days, but I'm positive I'm right on the money when it comes to Aeronunlimited, in town for the taping of Inside the Org's Studio. Orgtown's other bad boy was at his rock star best during an irreverent interview with Aerogram, who would only say that he was happy the temperamental star didn't set the set on fire. Tron called to say he had finally recovered from his birthday party, vowing to never let his bro Moonbeam in charge of the proceedings ever again. "I'm too old now -- I can't keep up anymore!", confided the man who doesn't even look of drinking age. His good friend MrBliss was spotted eating a kangoroo burger on his porch, telling passerbies "Don't worry.. It's not like I'm eating Skippy". Meanwhile, Prince was still rolling on the floor after delivering Xpectation to astonished fans, who wondered why he had not given them Xenophobia. "Don't U get it? It's about expectations!", said the Cryptic One while i did my best to pretend I didn't get it like, ages ago. It's a tough gig... Margo Rea ___ Do you know any juicy gossip? Margo would like to hear it all. Simply post it here for all to view. [This message was edited Sun Mar 2 18:05:09 PST 2003 by Aerogram] [This message was edited Sun Mar 2 19:30:38 PST 2003 by Aerogram] | |
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Aerogram has it exactly right, I am the resident practictioner of polemics... this is very true!
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A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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score 10!!
To funny! | |
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I love you Aerogram. And yes, I'm still recovering. | |
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Orgtown, EARTH - tad past three, very Sundayish..
I had my nap. Like a cat, I sleep here and there round the clock, never mind with whom. The important thing is that I woke up to an avalanche of juicy Orgnotes detailing the latest whims and antics of the Orgliterati. Did you know that Wellbeyond is an admitted addict? So did I, but did you know he reportedly asked for three fully stocked dispensers as a condition for his upcoming appearance on Inside the Org's Studio? "That's a complete, utter lie, " said the star. "I bring my own machines." Right... Back in the real world, Battier is said to be losing her own battle against addiction, namely her longtime fixation on Shane Battier. "I don't consider myself addicted,", denialed one of the Org's youngest. "I can stop whenever I want." Sane in Spain, Ben is reportedly enjoying the sunny weather, cheap olive oil and long vacations from the Org. If that's what he wants to do with his life... In other news, I bumped into Matt on my way to the chatroom, and can finally confirm that he really does wear spiked nipple rings. Lavish refused to comment on the BDSM rumours surrounding one of her colleagues, saying that "it's a personal matter... Who cares what two or more consenting adults wish to do?" I certainly did. Which brings us to Haystack. The blockbuster thread creator is said to be disheartened by his inability to top his "Post A Comment On the Orger Above You" thread. "Man, I know how Michael felt after Thriller.", said the somewhat discheveled author when what we really wanted to know is if he used his own nipple as his avatar recently. It's a tough gig... Margo Rea | |
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Aerogram said: Right... Back in the real world, Battier is said to be losing her own battle against addiction, namely her longtime fixation on Shane Battier. "I don't consider myself addicted,", denialed one of the Org's youngest. "I can stop whenever I want."
I can! I can stop whenever I want. It's just a matter of wanting to. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BDSM?
Can someone tell me what this is? | |
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To all those who have given me props, thank you.
To all those who haven't, expect more startling revelations. | |
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Aerogram said: To all those who have given me props, thank you.
To all those who haven't, expect more startling revelations. | |
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LaVisHh said: BDSM?
Can someone tell me what this is? Does rings a bell? | |
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Aerogram said: To all those who have given me props, thank you.
To all those who haven't, expect more startling revelations. An idle threat I'm sure. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Aerogram said: LaVisHh said: BDSM?
Can someone tell me what this is? Does rings a bell? Oh, like bondage/leather stuff - I just got back and looked that up :O | |
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That's some funny ass shit | |
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Aerogram said: Lavish was spotted late last night in the company of three handsome suitors, among which bkw, who insisted they were "just friends". | |
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althom said: Aerogram said: Lavish was spotted late last night in the company of three handsome suitors, among which bkw, who insisted they were "just friends". ...as althom watched from afar... | |
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LaVisHh said: althom said: Aerogram said: Lavish was spotted late last night in the company of three handsome suitors, among which bkw, who insisted they were "just friends". ...as althom watched from afar... Why do you tease me so much? | |
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Lies, all lies! I'll never drink coffee, never!
Great stuff Aero, I thought I was reading a CJ column for a moment... | |
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ian said: Lies, all lies! I'll never drink coffee, never!
Great stuff Aero, I thought I was reading a CJ column for a moment... | |
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I heard that 2the9s is losing all his hair and bkw is helping him by shaving his back and posting it to him, so 2the9s can have it transplanted on his head. [This message was edited Sun Mar 2 16:55:51 PST 2003 by althom] | |
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Orgtown, EARTH - Nine-ish, definately Sunday.
I had a long conversation with Muse2nopharaoh, who had a mouthful to say about MrBliss. "He dumped the duck...just dumped it cold like that. Now he says he wishes we would all just move on", said Muse, who was clearly on the verge of tears. Never one to trust a crying source, I called Althom , who confirmed it's all true. We all know the rumors about various AMPers posting on the Org secretly are true, but just who are they? My sources are adamant that SoulPower is noone other than BartVanHemelen. Reached at his residence, The Bartster would only say that the allegations are "LIES, LIES, LIES!" and dared the allegator to come up with legit links. Speaking of AMP, Icenine was said to be in talks to take his popular act to Usenet. "They are offering me a lot of priviledges and unlimited flaming rights in exchange for reviving the place," said the combative polemist, who insisted he was still undecided. [This message was edited Sun Mar 2 18:59:04 PST 2003 by Aerogram] | |
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POPULAR ACT!!! | |
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Aerogram said: We all know the rumors about various AMPers posting on the Org secretly are true, but just who are they? My sources are adamant that SoulPower is noone other than BartVanHemelen. Reached at his residence, The Bartster would only say that the allegations are "LIES, LIES, LIES!" and dared the allegator to come up with legit links. | |
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Aerogram said: I had a long conversation with Muse2nopharaoh, who had a mouthful to say about MrBliss. "He dumped the duck...just dumped it cold like that. Now he says he wishes we would all just move on", said Muse, who was clearly on the verge of tears. Never one to trust a crying source, I called Althom , who confirmed it's all true. Yes! I can confirm this story. | |
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althom said: Aerogram said: I had a long conversation with Muse2nopharaoh, who had a mouthful to say about MrBliss. "He dumped the duck...just dumped it cold like that. Now he says he wishes we would all just move on", said Muse, who was clearly on the verge of tears. Never one to trust a crying source, I called Althom , who confirmed it's all true. Yes! I can confirm this story. My HERO! | |
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Aerogram said: Did you know that Wellbeyond is an admitted addict? So did I, but did you know he reportedly asked for three fully stocked dispensers as a condition for his upcoming appearance on Inside the Org's Studio? "That's a complete, utter lie, " said the star. "I bring my own machines."
It's purely for medicinal purposes, I assure you... :O | |
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Orgtown, EARTH - incredibly early on another tragic Monday.
The stars are in town, but something is amiss. I bumped into CalhounSq on my way to the GD. "The Org is in a serious lull. It hasn't been this boring since the GD was closed, and even then..." said the delightfully attired dame while I wondered to myself if she had read Aerogram's threads lately. Ian was observed carrying an industrial-sized post remover in the vincinity of the P&R forum, still obviously uncaffeinated. "Ben finally gave me one of those. It was either this or Integral Thread Deletion for everyone ", said the unflappable Mod in a rather puzzling mix of Irish and Scottish accents. Asked what tool is next on his wish list, the man who locked a thousand threads mumbled something about a stun gun and some tear gas. I suggested a large fishnet with a small electrical charge. As for the others, I'm afraid I'm fresh out of rumours. Everyone had nothing better to do than complain or argue, except the ever ravishing Muse2nopharaoh. But not to worry... I expect a truckload of new dirt by the time I wake up... Five-ish, hopefully today. [This message was edited Mon Mar 3 4:39:36 PST 2003 by Aerogram] | |
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i like it when you get creative | |
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