This is what happens when cows dare to dream of lives beyond the farm. We are highly intelligent and creative but slow as molasses.

RIP my friend.

From:

http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/Cow-dies-after-wandering-onto-Dallas-freeway-167375085.html

DALLAS — A cow seen meandering down the middle of Interstate 30 on Friday afternoon was later dead along the shoulder of the freeway.

A video contributed by News 8 viewer Becky Holt shows the animal slowly walking slowly along the eastbound lanes near Ferguson Road with impatient motorists lining up behind.

A short time later, several people are seen on foot trying to direct the cow to the shoulder, and two pickup trucks appear to attempt to "corral" the cow along the median.

The animal was struck by a vehicle and died. It was not immediately clear how the cow made its way to the busy road.

Rush hour traffic was backed up along the highway.

[Edited 8/29/12 6:44am]

My condolences.

Do you know where the BBQ service is being held?

How the fuck do you accidently hit a cow???

JustErin said:

How the fuck do you accidently hit a cow???

You don't...we're huge. This was obviously a bovine assassination.

JustErin said:

How the fuck do you accidently hit a cow???

I've never even accidentally hit a frog! It was always on purpose!

Earwigs, maybe I've smushed a few accidentally if I didn't see them.

Cow said:

JustErin said:

How the fuck do you accidently hit a cow???

You don't...we're huge. This was obviously a bovine assassination.

I doubt anyone runs into one on purpose! That's what slaughterhouses are for!

RodeoSchro said:

JustErin said:

How the fuck do you accidently hit a cow???

I've never even accidentally hit a frog! It was always on purpose!

Earwigs, maybe I've smushed a few accidentally if I didn't see them.

Ugh, I just noticed that I spelled accidentally incorrectly.

Cow, I am sorry to hear of your loss. But given the questionable way in which he passed, what we'll need to ask you at this difficult time is,

..-did your bovine friend have anyone you could consider would be on a short list of enemies?

It had to be done. Cows are getting too brave these days. We must control them through microchips to prevent them from going out of line.

To all Cows reading this message: Know your limits.

Ottensen said:

Cow, I am sorry to hear of your loss. But given the questionable way in which he passed, what we'll need to ask you at this difficult time is,

..-did your bovine friend have anyone you could consider would be on a short list of enemies?

Cows have many enemies. I think a horse may have been behind this somehow.

AsherFierce said:

It had to be done. Cows are getting too brave these days. We must control them through microchips to prevent them from going out of line.

To all Cows reading this message: Know your limits.

We do know our limits...that's why we sit in the field all day staring peacefully and slowly chewing. But make no mistake, we are plotting our next move and it's going to be BIG. We have a well funded network (we bought stock in Apple at $4.00) and we do outweigh you humans by several hundred pounds.

The time of the cow is soon...

Cow said:

AsherFierce said:

It had to be done. Cows are getting too brave these days. We must control them through microchips to prevent them from going out of line.

To all Cows reading this message: Know your limits.

We do know our limits...that's why we sit in the field all day staring peacefully and slowly chewing. But make no mistake, we are plotting our next move and it's going to be BIG. We have a well funded network (we bought stock in Apple at $4.00) and we do outweigh you humans by several hundred pounds.

The time of the cow is soon...

Me and the milkuminati will be sure to put a stop to that.

Cow said:

This is what happens when cows dare to dream of lives beyond the farm. We are highly intelligent and creative but slow as molasses.

RIP my friend.

From:

http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/Cow-dies-after-wandering-onto-Dallas-freeway-167375085.html

DALLAS — A cow seen meandering down the middle of Interstate 30 on Friday afternoon was later dead along the shoulder of the freeway.

A video contributed by News 8 viewer Becky Holt shows the animal slowly walking slowly along the eastbound lanes near Ferguson Road with impatient motorists lining up behind.

A short time later, several people are seen on foot trying to direct the cow to the shoulder, and two pickup trucks appear to attempt to "corral" the cow along the median.

The animal was struck by a vehicle and died. It was not immediately clear how the cow made its way to the busy road.

Rush hour traffic was backed up along the highway.

[Edited 8/29/12 6:44am]

XxAxX said:

Hell to the yeah!

Cow said:

Ottensen said:

Cow, I am sorry to hear of your loss. But given the questionable way in which he passed, what we'll need to ask you at this difficult time is,

..-did your bovine friend have anyone you could consider would be on a short list of enemies?

Cows have many enemies. I think a horse may have been behind this somehow.

or just 'horse power'

Cow said:

AsherFierce said:

It had to be done. Cows are getting too brave these days. We must control them through microchips to prevent them from going out of line.

To all Cows reading this message: Know your limits.

We do know our limits...that's why we sit in the field all day staring peacefully and slowly chewing. But make no mistake, we are plotting our next move and it's going to be BIG. We have a well funded network (we bought stock in Apple at $4.00) and we do outweigh you humans by several hundred pounds.

The time of the cow is soon...

cow ain't bullshittin

KingBAD said:

Cow said:

We do know our limits...that's why we sit in the field all day staring peacefully and slowly chewing. But make no mistake, we are plotting our next move and it's going to be BIG. We have a well funded network (we bought stock in Apple at $4.00) and we do outweigh you humans by several hundred pounds.

The time of the cow is soon...

cow ain't bullshittin

THOSE BALLS He is daring a bitch to milk him.

KingBAD said:

Cow said:

Cows have many enemies. I think a horse may have been behind this somehow.

or just 'horse power'

Coincidence? Am I saying that horses and cows are in this somehow together?

Maybe. OK Probably.

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KingBAD said:

Cow said:

We do know our limits...that's why we sit in the field all day staring peacefully and slowly chewing. But make no mistake, we are plotting our next move and it's going to be BIG. We have a well funded network (we bought stock in Apple at $4.00) and we do outweigh you humans by several hundred pounds.

The time of the cow is soon...

cow ain't bullshittin

What? Army of supercows being created as we speak? I have no idea what you are talking about.

Are we sure this is actually a cow and not two guys in a cow outfit aka Bigfoot

Cow said:

Ottensen said:

Cow, I am sorry to hear of your loss. But given the questionable way in which he passed, what we'll need to ask you at this difficult time is,

..-did your bovine friend have anyone you could consider would be on a short list of enemies?

Cows have many enemies. I think a horse may have been behind this somehow.

Well, I'm sorry to have to press on during this difficult time of mourning for you, but, can you be more specific? At any time had you ever heard of any questionable behavior or activities that would have strained the relationship between your bovine associate and the horse community?

These are difficult questions, I know, but- please know we just want to help you get to the bottom of this.

You're really milking this story.

Cow said:

KingBAD said:

cow ain't bullshittin

What? Army of supercows being created as we speak? I have no idea what you are talking about.

Cow, is this the last picture of your friend before his untimely passing?

Because he doesn't look like a humble bovine who simply grazed pastures peacefully in a picture perfect, rural life----he looks a bit like a player, a renegade...and that can add up to trouble on a homestead

Ottensen said:

Cow said:

Cows have many enemies. I think a horse may have been behind this somehow.

Well, I'm sorry to have to press on during this difficult time of mourning for you, but, can you be more specific? At any time had you ever heard of any questionable behavior or activities that would have strained the relationship between your bovine associate and the horse community?

These are difficult questions, I know, but- please know we just want to help you get to the bottom of this.

We have intel. We have seen the the horses talking in smoke-filled rooms, the charts and graphs that show their evil plans to first eliminate goats, then cows, and then humans. Plus horses are pricks.

Ottensen said:

Cow said:

What? Army of supercows being created as we speak? I have no idea what you are talking about.

Cow, is this the last picture of your friend before his untimely passing?

Because he doesn't look like a humble bovine who simply grazed pastures peacefully in a picture perfect, rural life----he looks a bit like a player, a renegade...and that can add up to trouble on a homestead

No, that's her cousin. That is also the MF who we are going to send out to go medieval on the driver of the death car.

This is a tragedy Cow

This is one of our Mommas on Traffic duty with her family, she is in control

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Pig said:

This is a tragedy Cow

This is one of our Mommas on Traffic duty with her family, she is in control

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Pig, welcome to the Org. Be careful around these parts. We have to represent the farm well. These Orgers will have us for lunch if we don't bring our A games. Literally.