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Reply #30 posted 08/30/12 9:22am

KingBAD

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Cow said:

Pig said:

This is a tragedy Cow sad

This is one of our Mommas on Traffic duty with her family, she is in control

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Pig, welcome to the Org. Be careful around these parts. We have to represent the farm well. These Orgers will have us for lunch if we don't bring our A games. Literally.

I'M THINKIN THE ORG HAS A READY MADE SUPPLY FOR A HELLOVA BBQ/PICK NICK!!! eek

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #31 posted 08/30/12 10:02am

XxAxX

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KingBAD said:

Cow said:

Pig, welcome to the Org. Be careful around these parts. We have to represent the farm well. These Orgers will have us for lunch if we don't bring our A games. Literally.

I'M THINKIN THE ORG HAS A READY MADE SUPPLY FOR A HELLOVA BBQ/PICK NICK!!! eek

talk to the hand stop that. Cow and Pig are our friends. we don't eat our friends. have some nice BBQ tofurkey.

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Reply #32 posted 08/30/12 10:05am

Cow

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XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

I'M THINKIN THE ORG HAS A READY MADE SUPPLY FOR A HELLOVA BBQ/PICK NICK!!! eek

talk to the hand stop that. Cow and Pig are our friends. we don't eat our friends. have some nice BBQ tofurkey.

My understanding is that horsemeat is pretty good too.

Eat Mor Horses
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Reply #33 posted 08/30/12 1:11pm

KingBAD

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XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

I'M THINKIN THE ORG HAS A READY MADE SUPPLY FOR A HELLOVA BBQ/PICK NICK!!! eek

talk to the hand stop that. Cow and Pig are our friends. we don't eat our friends. have some nice BBQ tofurkey.

fuck the midget (prince, is it???)

I'M FFROM THE MEAT EATTIN GENERATION

I DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH FOOD!!!

HOWEVER, i will be civil until that fateful day

when we all get together for the BBQ and PIC NIC...

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #34 posted 08/30/12 2:22pm

PurpleJedi

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XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

I'M THINKIN THE ORG HAS A READY MADE SUPPLY FOR A HELLOVA BBQ/PICK NICK!!! eek

talk to the hand stop that. Cow and Pig are our friends. we don't eat our friends. have some nice BBQ tofurkey.

Careful with comments like that...this is the ORG afterall...

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #35 posted 08/30/12 4:08pm

XxAxX

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PurpleJedi said:

XxAxX said:

talk to the hand stop that. Cow and Pig are our friends. we don't eat our friends. have some nice BBQ tofurkey.

Careful with comments like that...this is the ORG afterall...

perhaps you are referring to the P&R forum? razz lol

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Reply #36 posted 08/30/12 6:05pm

Beautifulstarr
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Random question. What is Mad Cow disease? eek

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Reply #37 posted 08/30/12 7:05pm

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Beautifulstarr123 said:

Random question. What is Mad Cow disease? eek

It's a like road rage, but with a bovinian slant.
Both cases usually involve some form of "bumping horns".

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Reply #38 posted 08/30/12 7:28pm

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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #39 posted 08/31/12 12:16am

novabrkr

Norwegian driver hits bear after trying to avoid elk:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news...e-19288749

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Reply #40 posted 08/31/12 3:34am

Cow

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Norwegian driver hits bear after trying to avoid elk:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news...e-19288749

I'm a docile cow by nature. I like peaceful strolls through the meadow, chilling, collecting my many thoughts. But I've had enough.

STOP HITTING ANIMALS YOU STUPID DUMBASSES!!!!!

Ok, I feel better.

Eat Mor Horses
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Reply #41 posted 08/31/12 3:38am

Cow

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Beautifulstarr123 said:

Random question. What is Mad Cow disease? eek

It's a myth, created by shady humans and horses to give bovines a bad name. Do the research. There as at least one whole governmental organization that has the sole mission of creating bad PR for cows. You know all that stuff about cow toots and us releasing methane which is allegedly destroying the ozone? Lies...all lies!

Eat Mor Horses
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Reply #42 posted 08/31/12 9:21am

purplethunder3
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Cow said:

Beautifulstarr123 said:

Random question. What is Mad Cow disease? eek

It's a myth, created by shady humans and horses to give bovines a bad name. Do the research. There as at least one whole governmental organization that has the sole mission of creating bad PR for cows. You know all that stuff about cow toots and us releasing methane which is allegedly destroying the ozone? Lies...all lies!

FYI--here's the government agency's PR person in charge of the anti-cow crusade:

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #43 posted 08/31/12 1:59pm

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purplethunder3121 said:

Cow said:

It's a myth, created by shady humans and horses to give bovines a bad name. Do the research. There as at least one whole governmental organization that has the sole mission of creating bad PR for cows. You know all that stuff about cow toots and us releasing methane which is allegedly destroying the ozone? Lies...all lies!

FYI--here's the government agency's PR person in charge of the anti-cow crusade:

I OBJECT! I OBJECT! brick hammer

Leading the witness!! Winfrey simply stated that she was stopped cold from eating anther burger, for which we would think Cow and Company would be pleased! Order! Order! hammer stfu hammer

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Reply #44 posted 09/01/12 4:53pm

Cow

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purplethunder3121 said:

Cow said:

It's a myth, created by shady humans and horses to give bovines a bad name. Do the research. There as at least one whole governmental organization that has the sole mission of creating bad PR for cows. You know all that stuff about cow toots and us releasing methane which is allegedly destroying the ozone? Lies...all lies!

FYI--here's the government agency's PR person in charge of the anti-cow crusade:

Curse you Oprah! The COW network is 10 times the television network that OWN is. We just don't have 80 billion dollars to promote it.

Eat Mor Horses
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Reply #45 posted 09/04/12 3:59pm

XxAxX

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Cow said:

novabrkr said:

Norwegian driver hits bear after trying to avoid elk:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news...e-19288749

I'm a docile cow by nature. I like peaceful strolls through the meadow, chilling, collecting my many thoughts. But I've had enough.

STOP HITTING ANIMALS YOU STUPID DUMBASSES!!!!!

Ok, I feel better.

lol

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