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PrintableIceNine said: LaVisHh said: I hate to change the story, but... I would have already inspected with the goods with my hand, on the outside of his/her clothing.
 fuck often.  R U saying that its possible or indeed plausible that yr partner may have a mid-relationship sex change operation just 2 catch U out???
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: I hate to change the story, but... I would have already inspected with the goods with my hand, on the outside of his/her clothing.
Me too... I would have had the information really early on, but you have to admit that being a gentleman/lady could land you in a "Crying Game" type of situation. The moral of the story is: Fuck early... fuck often. 
True... I don't fuck early... but I do fuck often. Maybe we can change that... we can hook up and I will fuck you on the first night and then we won't fuck very often... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: It's a relationship built on deception! It is toast!
Oh, yeah... of course it is... BUT... would it fuck with you mentally and how bad? It's entirely subjective! Would depend on a host of factors!  Are you really "outing" yourself to the ORG?  Outing? Yes... You know like Diana Ross sings Im comming out!... I want the world to know.. I gotta let it show! Like that!Yeah, I am gay... 
I am only slightly disappointed in you...  I thought you were really a girl !  Yeah, I am a girl... its all coming out 2day isnt it!?
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SexLovely said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: I hate to change the story, but... I would have already inspected with the goods with my hand, on the outside of his/her clothing.
fuck often. [color=blue:8870ad7d1d:041fb2c50c] R U saying that its possible or indeed plausible that yr partner may have a mid-relationship sex change operation just 2 catch U out???
:LOL: EXACTLY! "Honey, look what I bought today... it was on sale!" *wife whips out massive donkey cock.* SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: I hate to change the story, but... I would have already inspected with the goods with my hand, on the outside of his/her clothing.
Me too... I would have had the information really early on, but you have to admit that being a gentleman/lady could land you in a "Crying Game" type of situation. The moral of the story is: Fuck early... fuck often. This is a story about how you learned the moral of this story, isn't it? Right... I did watch "The Crying Game" recently and I learned a lesson there... thus, this topic. Will you fuck Alex for me and make sure I'm not a lesbian? -------
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SexLovely said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: It's a relationship built on deception! It is toast!
Oh, yeah... of course it is... BUT... would it fuck with you mentally and how bad? It's entirely subjective! Would depend on a host of factors! Are you really "outing" yourself to the ORG? Outing? Yes... You know like Diana Ross sings Im comming out!... I want the world to know.. I gotta let it show! Like that!Yeah, I am gay...
I am only slightly disappointed in you... I thought you were really a girl ! Yeah, I am a girl... [color=blue:ad0692a144:574c558b5c]its all coming out 2day isnt it!?
I admit it!!! I am a gay woman!!! BRING ME TITS AND ASS!!! I am a lesbian! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: I hate to change the story, but... I would have already inspected with the goods with my hand, on the outside of his/her clothing.
Me too... I would have had the information really early on, but you have to admit that being a gentleman/lady could land you in a "Crying Game" type of situation. The moral of the story is: Fuck early... fuck often. This is a story about how you learned the moral of this story, isn't it? Right... I did watch "The Crying Game" recently and I learned a lesson there... thus, this topic. Will you fuck Alex for me and make sure I'm not a lesbian? Uhhh... no. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: SexLovely said: IceNine said: LaVisHh said: I hate to change the story, but... I would have already inspected with the goods with my hand, on the outside of his/her clothing.
fuck often. [color=blue:8870ad7d1d:041fb2c50c:7d2d6b0835] R U saying that its possible or indeed plausible that yr partner may have a mid-relationship sex change operation just 2 catch U out???
:LOL: EXACTLY! "Honey, look what I bought today... it was on sale!" *wife whips out massive donkey cock.*
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I probably would od some things 2 get mne off, but none 2 physicall go in. Me baing gay, If it was a girl, i probably would let her suck mty dick & stuff, but that's about it. I still would like him/her whatever... Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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IceNine said: *Girls, substitute "guy" where I used "girl" and give the person male characteristics...
Let's say that you have been going out with a beautiful girl for a couple of months... she has an amazing body... perfect ass, tits, thighs... she is witty, charming and fun... you share the same interests and enjoy all the same books, music and movies. You are really in love with the girl and you spend all day, every day thinking about her and you cannot wait to see her... you have never fucked and you have only kissed her, but you are not upset about that because you really enjoy everything about her... you introduce her to all your friends and family... you tell EVERYONE that you are so in love with her... this goes on for another couple of months and finally you are going to fuck... she goes to the bathroom and comes out in a nightgown... you start kissing her and you see the nightgown lift up in the front... your perfect girl is really a guy! What would you do? How would you handle that situation? Did this happen to you recently? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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IceNine said: SexLovely said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Outing? Yes... You know like Diana Ross sings Im comming out!... I want the world to know.. I gotta let it show! Like that!Yeah, I am gay...
I am only slightly disappointed in you... I thought you were really a girl ! Yeah, I am a girl... [color=blue:ad0692a144:574c558b5c:0790718ca3]its all coming out 2day isnt it!?
I admit it!!! I am a gay woman!!! BRING ME TITS AND ASS!!! I am a lesbian! :LOL:  
I can help!!! Only with half of yr needs tho... bends over.. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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IceNine said: Uhhh... no.
Please? I'll give you $5. -------
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minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: *Girls, substitute "guy" where I used "girl" and give the person male characteristics...
Let's say that you have been going out with a beautiful girl for a couple of months... she has an amazing body... perfect ass, tits, thighs... she is witty, charming and fun... you share the same interests and enjoy all the same books, music and movies. You are really in love with the girl and you spend all day, every day thinking about her and you cannot wait to see her... you have never fucked and you have only kissed her, but you are not upset about that because you really enjoy everything about her... you introduce her to all your friends and family... you tell EVERYONE that you are so in love with her... this goes on for another couple of months and finally you are going to fuck... she goes to the bathroom and comes out in a nightgown... you start kissing her and you see the nightgown lift up in the front... your perfect girl is really a guy! What would you do? How would you handle that situation? Did this happen to you recently? How many people are going to take that silly shot?
I watched "The Crying Game" again the other night and I was thinking about the absolute horror that poor fucker went through and how much it fucked with him. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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SexLovely said: IceNine said: SexLovely said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Outing? Yes... You know like Diana Ross sings Im comming out!... I want the world to know.. I gotta let it show! Like that!Yeah, I am gay...
I am only slightly disappointed in you... I thought you were really a girl ! Yeah, I am a girl... [color=blue:ad0692a144:574c558b5c:0790718ca3:d017874f9c]its all coming out 2day isnt it!?
I admit it!!! I am a gay woman!!! BRING ME TITS AND ASS!!! I am a lesbian! :LOL: [color=blue:0790718ca3:d017874f9c]
I can help!!! Only with half of yr needs tho... bends over.. Will you at least wear a bra and hide the cock and nuts somehow? *BANG* SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Maybe we can change that... we can hook up and I will fuck you on the first night and then we won't fuck very often...
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: Uhhh... no.
Please? I'll give you $5. Uhhh... no. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: *Girls, substitute "guy" where I used "girl" and give the person male characteristics...
Let's say that you have been going out with a beautiful girl for a couple of months... she has an amazing body... perfect ass, tits, thighs... she is witty, charming and fun... you share the same interests and enjoy all the same books, music and movies. You are really in love with the girl and you spend all day, every day thinking about her and you cannot wait to see her... you have never fucked and you have only kissed her, but you are not upset about that because you really enjoy everything about her... you introduce her to all your friends and family... you tell EVERYONE that you are so in love with her... this goes on for another couple of months and finally you are going to fuck... she goes to the bathroom and comes out in a nightgown... you start kissing her and you see the nightgown lift up in the front... your perfect girl is really a guy! What would you do? How would you handle that situation? Did this happen to you recently? How many people are going to take that silly shot?
I watched "The Crying Game" again the other night and I was thinking about the absolute horror that poor fucker went through and how much it fucked with him. Oh come on now! You had to expect that reponse. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Maybe we can change that... we can hook up and I will fuck you on the first night and then we won't fuck very often...
That sounds about enthusiastic as me saying I want to cyber. Okay, how about we HALF change it... we hook up and I fuck you immediately and then I fuck you constantly? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: *Girls, substitute "guy" where I used "girl" and give the person male characteristics...
Let's say that you have been going out with a beautiful girl for a couple of months... she has an amazing body... perfect ass, tits, thighs... she is witty, charming and fun... you share the same interests and enjoy all the same books, music and movies. You are really in love with the girl and you spend all day, every day thinking about her and you cannot wait to see her... you have never fucked and you have only kissed her, but you are not upset about that because you really enjoy everything about her... you introduce her to all your friends and family... you tell EVERYONE that you are so in love with her... this goes on for another couple of months and finally you are going to fuck... she goes to the bathroom and comes out in a nightgown... you start kissing her and you see the nightgown lift up in the front... your perfect girl is really a guy! What would you do? How would you handle that situation? Did this happen to you recently? How many people are going to take that silly shot?
I watched "The Crying Game" again the other night and I was thinking about the absolute horror that poor fucker went through and how much it fucked with him. Oh come on now! You had to expect that reponse. I did, and it was funny the first three times... :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: Uhhh... no.
Please? I'll give you $5. God sake...
C'mere...I'll do it...put ya money away...I'll be getting more than $5 worth out of this I can tell ya... "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Take it up with Jerry Springer.
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: Uhhh... no.
Please? I'll give you $5. Uhhh... no. Fuck, I thought we were friends! -------
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NWF said: Take it up with Jerry Springer.
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!... So, you are saying that you would go ahead and fuck him/her and then see if you could get booked on the Springer show? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: Uhhh... no.
Please? I'll give you $5. Uhhh... no. Fuck, I thought we were friends! Friends, yes... would I bang a guy for you, no. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: Uhhh... no.
Please? I'll give you $5. Uhhh... no. Fuck, I thought we were friends! Friends, yes... would I bang a guy for you, no. Okay, well, will you look under his skirt for me? -------
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IceNine said: NWF said: Take it up with Jerry Springer.
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!... So, you are saying that you would go ahead and fuck him/her and then see if you could get booked on the Springer show? I wouldn't go all the way, but rather take this case to Jerry. He knows how to solve these things. NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Maybe we can change that... we can hook up and I will fuck you on the first night and then we won't fuck very often...
That sounds about enthusiastic as me saying I want to cyber. Okay, how about we HALF change it... we hook up and I fuck you immediately and then I fuck you constantly? Only if fucking isn't the only thing you do. 
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: Uhhh... no.
Please? I'll give you $5. Uhhh... no. Fuck, I thought we were friends! Friends, yes... would I bang a guy for you, no. Okay, well, will you look under his skirt for me? If necessary... you should really get a grip on things for yourself though. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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NWF said: IceNine said: NWF said: Take it up with Jerry Springer.
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!... So, you are saying that you would go ahead and fuck him/her and then see if you could get booked on the Springer show? I wouldn't go all the way, but rather take this case to Jerry. He knows how to solve these things. Right... just stay the fuck away from Jenny Jones! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: If necessary... you should really get a grip on things for yourself though.
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